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I do love a man who looks good in glasses.

Yum.

I'd close my eyes and fumble blindly to the kitchen. If I can't see the lava, the lava can't see me, so we are non-existent to one another.

Watch the entire length of a TV series or something.

Or just get addicted to meth, so you'll never need to sleep. Plenty of time for that when you're dead.

Trollin trollin trollin, though they're disapprovin', keep them noobies flamin, rawhide!

Whenever I heard Christian Bale's Batman voice in Dark Knight.

I jizzed in my pants

I'm sure you'll make a great ex-husband for someone one day, hunbuns.

Gwoss. Best just to go to the doctor in the mornin' or something if WebMD can't tell you what's up.

I can see straight. Up. Your. Nose.

At 1/4/09 08:33 PM, xXEmOkIdXx wrote: Why not do one kind, and get a friend to do the other, maximising mess and staying power!

The wisdom of the ages right here.

Aww. So adorable.

YouTube search results for panda dog have been interesting and adorable.

Madam I'm Adam.

Swept pews? Yes Sam Massey swept pews.

Not my gumdrop buttons!

No, but seriously, I like my ceiling.

Well, I lurk mostly because a) I do not want to sound stupid when I decide to reply and b) that's how I am in person, too, generally. I listen more than speak a lot of the time, so it just carries over into my posting habits.

I... I got a birthday thread? I feel so special. <3

Thank you for the birthday wishes, you guys!

Put some fishnets on that thang.

Also, where can I get one?

At 12/25/08 01:59 PM, theterabyte wrote: Run. They can't chase after you.

And don't forget to turn frequently. They don't take corners well.

You amuse me.

I demand more amusement.

Dance my pretty monkey.

Well, I mean it's 4:47am here.

I'm waiting for everyone to wake up so I can open my flippin' pwesents.

What better way to kill time than lurk on the BBS?

High of 61, low of 49, partly cloudy.

No white Christmas here either.

Maybe you should turn the volume down...

Or up.

Depending on how you view this.

It's his dick in a box.

At 12/24/08 03:09 AM, FewRemain wrote: I never said that. What I said was that it had origins in the iPhone which is probably one of the single most important tech innovations in the last decade, and that there's no way any mortal could resist the allure of such a pleasing interface, and such awesome options form the App Store.

You guys...

I think Steve Jobs made an account on NG.

Well, looks like it's the end of the world. Again.

Time to stock up on canned goods and condoms.

Well, what I do is have other friends do their torrent thing and burn the stuff to DVD/CD or whatevs in exchange for backrubs.

Works out nicely.

At 12/19/08 07:55 AM, lunardragon96 wrote: See my point?

You can't expect a court to give the death sentence to a couple of young boys... despite obvious evil. They're just kids. The public would go nutters.

And it'd be quite unacceptable to change their punishment just because they've gotten older. A death sentence is just not feasible, and I'd disagree with it myself.

At 12/19/08 07:30 AM, lunardragon96 wrote: I prefer the death sentence, however.

Yes, because they could totally dish out the death sentence to two 10 year-old boys. :/

Anyway... such unforgiving cruelty at such a young age? I mean, normally evil children stick to killing animals... but another human life? Jesus. I don't know if rehabilitation would ever work on such minds.

And that is why I like living far south enough to not really have to worry about that.

At 12/15/08 08:09 PM, Fyndir wrote: Seriously, the pics on her profile look way too young, looks like a child.

What you described would be disturbing, to me.

I ain't no child, buddeh.

One day that whole 'look younger than I am thing' will be nice.

One daaay...

At 12/15/08 07:25 AM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: you're not even all that smexy.

LIES AND SLANDER MY GOOD SIR

I say good day!

At 12/15/08 07:19 AM, Rosenrot-I wrote: Hoonneey, I'm hooome, WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?

I... It's not what it looks like?

At 12/15/08 06:54 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 12/15/08 06:50 AM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote:

At 12/15/08 06:42 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: i think you wanted to lose the bet....

Who wouldn't?

Out of curiosity, what did your end of the dare involve?

Well, if I lost the bet, there'd be be-sharpied cleavage up there instead of him all tied up and ready for a spankin.