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At 1/23/15 07:54 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Why don't you just starve yourself to death. The world could use fewer stupid people.

Well, it's probably the only way to do it. I tried hanging myself and I broke the rope.

Then again, I have heard of a way where you tie one end of a rope around a stone block and the other half around your own legs, and then you toss the block into a deep swimming pool or lake. Do you think that could work?

At 1/23/15 05:40 PM, 24901miles wrote:

To lose weight, you need to eat fewer calories than you burn. That's all. Start by counting the calories of the food you're eating. Eat as many meals as you want to, just be sure to stay below your caloric intake for the day. Strenuous exercise does help, but it isn't necessary. A simple low intensity routine (a brisk walk around campus, some push-ups in the morning, maybe a few plank sets) is all you need.

Okay, so can I just eat a small bag of nuts and then nothing else all day and be fine?

And to the other poster: Thanks! I try!

Yo,

How long can I go without eating and still be healthy? I'm planning to starve myself to lose some weight, and I'd like to get some statistics.

I know humans can survive for up to about a month without eating, but of course I'm not going to do that. I'm currently planning to go for about two-four days, depending on how obvious the weight loss is. I just want to make sure I'm not going to be getting any long-lasting weakness with my strategy.

Before you all try it, no, you can't persuade me from doing this. I'm in school with a miserable degree, so I have no time to hang out with friends, let alone keep up an extra-stressful exercise regiment.

At 10/7/14 11:46 PM, Daverom wrote:

At 10/7/14 05:03 PM, Nintendoobsessed wrote: Can anyone tell me if they know what this thing is/where it's from?

http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/74/37/00175787.0002.gif

Looks like a really unfittingly stylized slark from dota 2

That was it, thanks a ton friend.

Can anyone tell me if they know what this thing is/where it's from?

http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/74/37/00175787.0002.gif

Most dogs carry very severe STDs; I am an animal master and am willing to tell the truth that most of those dumb veterinarians won't touch because they love their animals so much.

If a dog humps something, it is spreading its genital juices on that thing. This means that whatever the dog humped will have a 92% chance of contacting a infectious STD! Many dog STDs are harmless to humans, but there have been recorded deaths occurring more and more frequently over the past twenty years. I would suggest you send your niece or whatever to a doctor's office as soon as you can and follow these simple instructions to test your dog:

1. Heat up a pan of boiling water
2. Get your dog's left paw into the pan
3. If the dog screams, that is the STD bacteria reacting, and you must put your dog down immediately. Otherwise, the dog is most likely safe, and you can let it hump what it likes.

If you have any further questions, please let me know. I have A LOT of personal experience with animals of all kinds.

Having sex is not really something special to me...I merely feel this constant wall between myself and everyone else. Everyone else gets to have sex and be in relationships and I get nothing. I'm not even sure if I can love...I'd just like to not be the odd man out again.

Well, you know, I also have to consider how I'd go about GETTING one. I mean, they're illegal everywhere in the U.S. except Nevada, and I'd have to plan a trip there first...

Give up waiting and just go have sex with a prostitute?

Every year I care less and less about having sex for the first time, but I'd still like to try it at least once. I've heard that you shouldn't lose your virginity to a prostitute because it'll be embarrassing later, but I don't think there'll be a later- either because of my lack of attractiveness, or my uncaring.

I'm thinking 26. Any other ideas?

Final part!

STOKAL
based on a true story.

Part 35
Epilouge Part 3
by Nintendoobsessed

By the time the whole fiasco was over, it was April 21, 2013. Everyone had to be homeschooled. The beginning of summer was wonderful. We sat next to a river. Everything- boring. The generator was by our side. The wind blew, and… the generator fell in the river. Oh no! Susie jumped in the river after it. Sarah grabbed her. Its too dangerous. Sarah said. The generator was already out of view. What if Stylop finds it? I thought in horror.

So I left for New York. Sarah moved to California. Susie stayed there. Waiting for my return. The generator was lost. We were all separated. Stylop had escaped, to be the last robot, and… wait! What about Klaskel? The future, present Klaskel! What had happened? I was in the moment, a car. Heading for New York. Would the generator create a water monster? What would Ryan and Katie, 2 friends think of this? Would I ever see Stylop again? Are all the lab creatures destroyed? Or did some escape? Another thought made me smile. All the teachers were arrested, incept for Ms. Ball. Yep, all the teachers had been in this the WHOLE time. Had Stylop used that Stokal yet?

Sarah had a notebook. She wrote down every that had happend, for future reference. She liked to study the phrases Mother Brain said when she picked up Susie. “Phase Qlockern” and “*amn mountians.” Qlockern? Mountians? What did they have to do with each other? Phase= mission. Using a swear word must mean she was tired of the mountians. So…what had she been doing in the mountians? What mission was she doing?

The end.

STOKAL
based on a true story.

Part 34
Epilouge Part 2
by Nintendoobsessed

We jumped over the gate. We could hear the buzzing of Stylop. We saw him on the other side of the lake. He was heading for the center. I dove in. Sarah was embarrassed she didnt know how to swim. I went under, looking around the bottom. Shroar! The robo-lake monster! But wasent that Betty? Then I realized it. One of the weaker robots- had swallowed the generator. It had turned into this. I could see Stylop drilling at the lake monster. The robot roared. Stylop grabbed into the monster, pulling out a machine the size of a pencil sharpener. I swam after him. The monster looked like it was dying. I chased Stylop to the beach. He started flying away. The sparks was grabbed from me. It thrust the sparks up to Stylop. Light exploded. Susie emerged. Sorry It just it dissapeard from my hand. She said. Stylop fell to the ground. The Stokal did too. Wha- Susie? Those children got me. She said. I escaped from them and ended up in the lunchroom. I fell asleep. When I woke up, I could hear a giant timer. I found Sparks, and left the school. All the security had been destroyed. Then the Sparks dissapeard. I could see rustling in the forest. When I got in, I could see Stylop flying away. Then I found you. Said Susie. I was about to grab the Stokal, but it wasent there. Neither was Stylop. We looked around, but he was nowhere. Lets get back to Sarah. I rasped. Still water in my throat. We swam back to Sarah, and told her what had happend. Luckily, I said. We still have the generator. And everyone was thankful for that.

Next Time: OH NO! ACCIDENT FINAL PART! Part 35.

To be continued…

STOKAL
based on a true story.

Part 33
Epilouge Part 1
by Nintendoobsessed

We traded with Klamkel. I would tell him everything while he built the time machine. From the simple robot kids, to the devestating MCP, it all led up to past Klamkel getting knocked into his future self. Me and Sarah said goodbye to Klamkel and enteard the time machine. When we came out ( we had asked Klamkel to be put outside of the school. We were surprised to see the computer room part of the school billowing with smoke. My house was closer then Sarahs, so we went there. Everyone was happy. For about 10 minutes. SMASH! Waha! You actually forgot about me? Stylop stood in the cindering doorway, triumphantly. HA! Not even a younger Klamkel could stop ME! He rocketed pinning Sarah to the wall. THAT STOKAL IS ALL MINE! My mom typed in “911”. No! If only I had the Sparks with me! I imagined it. The soward appeard, slightly singeard. What? But that was impossible! I attacked Stylop. He quickly pulled off the Stokal from Sarahs neck. Its MINE! He blasted away, leaving me gaping. Now, I just need to find the GENERATOR NOW! He left from view. He had gotten away. We have to find the generator before him. Said Sarah. He could become even more powerful then Mother Brain! Infinetly powerful. I said. It really is a demon tool. Quickly! After him! I said. My parents were too amazed to do anything. We followed Stylop into the forest. It was int the forest. It was waiting… ready to supply… and kill.

Next Time: The last robot! The final scene! Part 34

To be Part 2ed.

STOKAL
based on a true story.

Part 32
by Nintendoobsessed

I didnt do anything. Klamkels present threw the dagger. No hesitation! He said. It landed right into the brain. Tha-that was it? Blood spilled out of brain. She grabbed Stylop. HEY! STOP TOUCHING ME! Mother Brain gasped. Your minech… frochecher. WHAT? GET OFFA ME WITCH! Stylop kicked at Mother Brain. This was going well for nobody… incept for Mother Brain. She was going to eat Stylop… and gain his powers. I thought about this. The dagger still stuck in Mother Brains head. Stylop was pulled closer. HE-HE-HELP ME! DONT JUST STAND THERE AND W-WATCH THIS! Stammerd Stylop. I tried to grab the dagger, (to stab Mother Brain again) but she swung away. Her mouth confronted Stylop. He Kicked and Kicked, but it didnt work. Sarah yelled. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? She hung up the Stokal. ARRAG! Mother Brain stomped after Sarah. I waited right behind Sarah, and when Mother Brain came, I ripped out the dagger. But Mother Brain with Sarah. Everyone but the tired Present Stylop went after her. I saw Klamkels past jumped into the bush. Present Klaskel tripped. I was the only person that was left. I threw the dagger. It landed in the back of her. Blood exploded out. She fell to the ground. Sarah ran to me. We hugged each other. Mother Brain was dead. The past Klamkel emerged. What was that? asked the past Klamkel. Its a long story. I said. By the way, added Sarah. Can you buildd I dunno, a time machine?

Next Time: The epilogue. But is this the real end to the whole story? Part 33.

To be continued…

STOKAL
based on a true story.

Part 31
by Nintendoobsessed

The dagger landed on the reaching hand. Some blood spurted out, and the hand retreated. Klamkel had returned. I tripped over a rock, while the past Mother Brain. Present Klaskel yelled to me. THIS is what is SUSPOSSED TO HAPPEN! You cant stop it. The bush rustled. Everyone, even the present Mother Brain turned to it. The characters name began with a S. It wasent Susie. Stylop pounced out of the bush, and landed on Klaskel. Klamkel (who was the present) grabbed Stylop, but was smacked in the back of the head by Mother Brains present. Her hand had grabbed his head. He flipped, and smacked away from the hand. Mother Brain was pulling the dagger out of her other hand. I will haft to use it against you… she cackled. The past Klamkel grabbed it from her hand, and throwed it down on her brain. She limbo-dodged it, and Knocked Klamkel (present) to the ground. The dagger was knocked down the hill. I ran after it, and grabbed it. Mother Brain jumped down the hill after me. She grabbed me. I held the dagger upto my face. She put her face right in front of mine. KILL ME! KILL ME! KILLLLL ME! Her breath thrown against my face. I couldnt breathe. With a quick motion, the dagger split into Mother Brains brain. She screamed. I stumbled backward, away from her. Her hands split out of her head. The past Klamkel was grabbed. She instedd, went into his body. The brain ripped through the head. Mother Brain laughed and laughed. The dagger, now filled with blood lay on the cold, cold ground, 5 years ago in Texchochon town. That cold windy, 2008 evening.

30th part!

STOKAL
based on a true story.

Part 30
by Nintendoobsessed

Klamkel and past Klamkel Knocked into each other. I ran relizeing what was going to happen next. The wind spun around the villagers, taking thier things. Thier brains, one mans cloak, arms and legs. From the village, the present Mother Brain appeard, smillng. Klamkel present grabbed a dagger, and ran at the past Mother Brain. The PresMother brain grabbed him. He Kicked her away, running. The PresMother Brain grabbed Sarah. GIVE ME IT YOU UGLY LITTLE GIRL! Klaskel fired a drill at her brain. Past Mother Brain grabbed the drill, crushing it. But Sarah was still grasped by her. The past Mother Brain attacked me. She tried to grab me, but I rolled backwards. Meanwhile Sarahs face to face encounter of present Mother Brain was getting worse. THEN I WILL JUST HAVE TO RIP OFF YOUR PREETY UGLY LITTLE HEAD! Said the present Mother Brain. Sarah Kicked the cloak, and was caught by the wind. Both of the Klamkels meanwhile, ran back to the village. CANT LET STYLOP ESCAPE! They both said at the exact time. WAIT! You have the dagger! I said, but it was too late. Both of the Klaskels attacked the Past Mother Brain. The Mother Brain grabbed the past Klaskel. Lettss guh. Said the past Mother Brain, hurrying away. The present Mother Brain said NO! WAIT! But she grabbed the Stokal hanging around Sarahs neck. ITS MINE! Said Mother Brain. Sarah was still cluchted by the mini hurricane. I went after the past Mother brain who clutched Klaskels past tightly. Then Mother Brain present said Sessho-Maru. 2 hands exploded out of her brain Heading straight for Sarah.

Next Time: Only 2 (or 3?) Foes left, and so much trouble! PART 31.

To be continued…

Very sory.

STOKAL
based on a true story.

Part 29
By Nintendoobsessed

This all started when a terrible hurricane swept through this town. The hurricane swept away the generator. A wind based monster was created. Klamkel inched away. One large Stokal fell from the sky, away from the generator. A villager found it. The generator created Mother Brain. Klamkel inched away. To look more powerful, the wind killed the villagers, of which it gained a cloak, and the brains formed together. Klamkel tried to stop Mother Brain from taking me, but she was too powerfull. She knew she would have to gain army power, and killed all but 1. That was Mario. She realized she would need Klamkel to create the robots. Klamkel had been trying to keep Stylop from escaping. What happned was devestating enough Mother Brain broke in, and took them both, much to Klamkels horror. Klamkel inched away. It all took them 5 years to build everything under the school. Meanwhile, the villager who had found the strange Stokal, had a daughter. He gave his daughter the strange jewl. They moved to Roan. All Mother Brain knew that the generator was somewhere in Roan. She could take and use the childrens power as well. But the girl with the jewl, dug out of the middle school. Klamkel inched away. The girls name was Sarah. I meanwhile, knew Stylop was going to kill me. I escaped from Mother Brain and hid in the cooking area. That means… THIS IS ALL KLAMKELS FAULT!!! Klamkel made a high shrill sound, and ran. Hurray! After him! Everyone ran out of the bush right into some villagers. Klaskels past was in the center. Then a mini hurricane came down from the sky.

Next Time: The showdown of the past! PART 30.

TO BE CONTINUED…

At 11/26/13 02:31 PM, Earfetish wrote: cardamom seeds, maybe? Taste like perfume, one of few foodstuffs I really dislike.

THAT'S IT THAT'S FUCKING IT!!!!

Oh my god thank you so much!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! Oh my god, I thought I'd never find it. Thank you thank you thank you thank you. I was asking everywhere and no one knew and YOU HAD IT!!!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!

There's some expensive bread ingredient name that ends with the sound -omon or -oman. I can't remember the beginning, though. Does anyone have any idea?

I have really bad news guys. I'm going to be really busy, so I won't be able to update for awhile. I will be able to answer any questions about the story though.

Oh, well perspctive is switched every time there is a new paragraph.

STOKAL
based on a true story.

Part 28
by Nintendoobsessed

When we all arrived at our destination, I was dazed. Klamkel was right. Mother Brain apeared by our side, but hurried to the village, not seeing us. Oh my...said Klamkel. We have to hurry after Mother Brain immediatly! He grabbed his books, and the notebook, and wrote in it. We were at the foot of a tall hill. Mother Brain had already dissapeard. Quickly! We have to find my past! But Klamkel began to sweat. He wisapeard with Klaskel. Klamkel finally spoke. But um... you 2 stay here. Why cant- "You 2 don't have a weapon." Interupted Klamkel. Is it really THAT dangerous? Asked Sarah. Just stay here. Said Klaskel. Something was going on. They both started going up the hill. Me and Sarah watched them. Sarah was the first one to say "Lets follow them." We waited for them both to dissapear. We hurried up the hill, and got tired. It was taller then I'd expected. We were about halfway. We finnaly got to the top and gasped. A village loomed before us. A figure came running at us. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? It was Klamkel. We...uh...said Sarah. Lets go. Said Klaskel. We're going to hide behind that large bush said Klamkel. Seconds later, we all stood (gigantic bush!!!) up. After about a minute, a heated arguement started with Klamkel and Klaskel. All of a sudden, Klamkel made a shocking statement. Just beacause I made Klaskel and Stylop dosent mean... Everyone stared at Klamkel who sweared. "Its the truth." Said Klaskel. Klamkel also wanted to make a war machine. So he made Stylop. Klamkel sweared. I vowed that I wouldent say anything of the truth, but now said Klaskel...The truth was going to be revealed.

Next Time: Everything... REVEALED! Part 29.

To be continued...

STOKAL
based on a true story.

Part 27
by Nintendoobsessed

A giant cannon came out of the macheniary. THATS IT? Asked Ryan. MCP smiled. He only said one word. Run. Ryan hurried onto the motor cycle and started driving. A giant light ray blasted after him. As Ryan drived away, he turned around. Holy *UCK! Son of a *ASTARD! He sped down the hallway, turning corners. It stayed right behind him. He had a plan. He was going back to the MCP room.

It was amazing. The sensation of traveling back in time. Poor Ryan.

The lazer gained on him. He got closer and closer to the MCP room. Finnaly, he smashed back into the computer room. What the *ell are you doing back here?!? Asked the MCP. Killing you. Said Ryan, jumping into the MCPs face.

Stylop was seriously depressed. But like usuall, he was also angry. I will get them! He was 3# now that Commander Computer

The lazer smashed into Ryan who had smashed into the MCP. Every thing exploded. The MCP screamed. NOOOOOOOO! Then his face dissapeard. A timer appeard. TOTAL LAB DESCURTION IN 2:00 MINUTES. PLEASE EVACUATE! At about 1:06, Stylop arrives at the time machine. I will always be with Mother Brain! He enteard the time machine. At 0:44, all the teachers escaped. All that was left to be in was the past. A single piece of paper was flown away. Like our destiny.

Next Time: The past is all that is left. Klaskels story retold in life. Part 28.

To be continued...

STOKAL
based on a true story.

Part 26
by Nintendoobsessed

Ryan could already tell, staying in the present was a bad idea. He waved goodbye to everyone. He was going a different way. Below him, through a grate, he could see Ms. Ball, and all the teachers in the school? He listend in.

Everyone waved goodbye to Ryan. They turned lots of corners. This is terrible. Said Klamkel. But we HAVE to stop Mother Brain first. After about 30 minutes, Klamkel said: Look! Theres the time machine!

It was a areguement. Shut up Ms. Ball! Said Mr. Stevens. Yeah! We get money for this! Shouted another teacher. Ms. Ball started crying. I will not give up children for money! The other teachers started talking. Ryan moved on.

Everyone jumped through the grate. He looked at his empty hands. They gave Ryan the Sparks, and Klamkel had the dagger. Klaskel sighed. Okey is everyone here? Asked Klamkel. I was here. Sarah was here. Klamkel was here. Klaskel was here. Then lets go! If the time machine lands on the exact date, then we will be there, when Mother Brain shows up on the exact same date! I ran all that way for nothing, sobbed Sarah. They all enteard the time machine.

Ryan finally got to the grate. He opend it, and was in the room where the motor cycle is! He grabbed the motorcycle. His father taught him how to use one. He smashed through the door, on it. The MCP was back to the screen. Lets see how you deal with... The weapon. Laughed the MCP.

Next Time: THE WEAPON. Part 27

STOKAL
based on a true story.

Part 25
by Nintendoobsessed

No no no no no! said Klamkel, walking backwords into a pile of books. Using Sparks, I swiped at the electronic body. The MCP jumped, landing 5 feet away. Klamkel yelled as the pile of books fell on him. Ryan attacked, throwing a thick dictionary. It went through the MCP making a crackle. It didnt effect him. I ran at him, but he produced a cybernectic explosive, and threw it. I fell to the side as the explosive hit the back of the room. The room shook. Me, and Ryan fell over. Sarah clung and grabbed a wire. GET HIM OVER HERE! Yelled Sarah. The MCP started to back away into a corner. I trapped him. His mouth started to quiver Then he did something that I didnt think he would do ever. He screamed MOMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY! I was shocked, but quickly struck the sowrd in. He screamed, and did a forward flip. He grabbed Sarah, and shoved her aside. He grabbed the wire, and was sucked into it. I tried to cut the wire, but he was already gone. Klamkel dug out of the pile. THis is reallll important. He said. Which robots are still alive? Well, thiers Stylop. I said. Ulti-borg said Ryan. And the face. said Ryan. I croaked out: Betty. And the MCP. Klamkel sighed. One of us needs to stay behind in the present, and stop the MCP from taking over the world. I will! Said Ryan. I wont like traveling in time. Sarahs face turned white. What is it? Klamkel asked. Wha...wha.... What is it? I asked. Whaereee... Speak cleary! Its not that b- Wheres Susie she asked. I ended with -ig deal.

Next Time: The bigging of a moter cycle ride!! Hmmm? Part 26.

To be continued...

STOKAL
based on a true story.

Part 24
Part 2
Season finale
by Nintendoobsessed

All the more reason to LEAVE NOW. Said Klamkel, walking towards the time machine. It was too late. The door smashed open. Hundreds of kids powred into single file lines. Klamkel startd running. From somewhere above, a voice cackled: BLOCK THE PORTER, SLAVES! 4 kids slid to the time machines spinning portal. Mother Brain was up there. Mario grabbed Susie and Ryan. HURRAY! We ran. We turned a corner, and hurried through a passage. Behind me, I could hear Mother Brains roar of AFTER THEM! A crowd of children hurried after us. We turned lots of corners. A dead end came. Oh no. Said Ryan. The crowd got nearer. Quickly! Said Klamkel. He tapped the wall, and a hole appeard. We escaped through it. The kids pounded on the other side of the door. Oh no. Said Klamkel. It was his turn to say oh no. The time machine... if Mother Brain uses it, she can team up with her younger self! We have to find a way after her! But we also have another problem. I said. What else? Asked Dr. Klamkel. What about... the MCP? I asked. Klaskel gasped. I didnt think about... said Dr. Klamkel. It doesnt matter...we have to get out of here now. One of the robots or the MCP will come. This is my room. He started grabbing books, and a notebook. We are leaving now. We are going in the heat duct. He said. Surprisingly, the physical MCP jumped out of the mess. I CANT LET YOU ESCAPE...WITH YOUR LIVES.

Darkness erupts,
Lost in time.
A season 3,
without rhyme.

Next Time: Where now? Attack from a demon. What now? Part 25

To be continued...

STOKAL
based on a true story.

I'm trying to understand this, but I'm not sure I can accept it. Is Quantam Pseudo-Telepathy legitimate telepathy for a simple game?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_pseudo-telepathy#cite_note-Brassard_1999-1

STOKAL
based on a true story

SEASON FINALE PART 1
Part 24
Part 1
by Nintendoobsessed

SAFELY LEAVE YOUR ROOMS. Said Mother Brain in the intercom. She was using her hypnotic voice. "GO TO THE ROOMS UNDERSCHOLL, AND FIND THE SURVIVORS." Her hypnotic powers were amazing. It was time.

"There it is" Said Klaskel. The time machine loomed before them. Dr. Klamkel was about to go in. But he turned around. Klaskel! He grimiced. How are you still alive? Especcialy with Stylop prowling around. I was in the cooking area. replyed Klaskel. We have to go now- wait! Who is the girl? A escaped middle schooler. Said Klaskel. A survivor? Good. Whats going on? asked Sarah. We are going back in time to stop Mother Brains birth. But...how? We have to use the dagger before the births finale.

After a long passage, a final door opened. Ryan, me, and Susie came in. 3 MORE SURVIVORS! IMPOSSIBLE! ROBOT SLAVES! said Dr. Klamkel. No! Wait! Ryan said. They-speak. Said Klamkel. We explained our stories They explained thiers. Things were coming together. Hurray! We must escape into the time machine as fast as possible! Yes, my sensors tell me Mother Brain has gained hypnotic powers. Said Klaskel. Which means...she can direct hundreds anywhere! Even here...said Susie. A roar of footsteps started coming our way. Uh oh...said Susie.

NOTICE! THIS IS ONLY PART 1 OF THE CURRENT PART 24. PART 2... IS COMING SOON.

Next Time: WHAT NOW? FIND OUT IN Part 24 PART 2.

TO BE CONTINUED...

STOKAL
based on a true story

Part 23
by Nintendoobsessed

He threw a spinning blade our way. I sped to the side. I took a quick swipe at him. He screeched, and grabbed ryan. He barely damaged Its head with his weapon. The skinner robot started to fly, making the blades on his head spin. Ryan was being pulled up to the spinning blades. I jumped and swapped his feet off. Susie fell to the ground. The S robot fell to the ground, Ryan ran, and hurled the sharp object at the S robots blades. They jammed, exploding. The robot fell to the ground. Susie crawled away. The robot sent tons of blades. They exploded with Sparks. I lunged, and cut of the blade hands. No! Ack! He said. I am supossed to be the new Commander... NOOO! I AM the new Commander Computer! I AMMM! He attacked. I swung, knocking of his head. But the battle wasent over yet. BODY! IGNITE! He roared. He sounded like Commander Computer! The body stomped at me. Ryan attacked the head. The body turned around and ran at Ryan. I slashed it downward. All that was left was the head. It buzzed, and flew into the air. I swiped at it, but it was too high. A final drill appeard. I cut it off. Ryan threw the weapon. It was smacked to the ground (the skinner robot). I used Sparks. Up ahead, a machine for healing was there. Ryan tried it, and all ?the skin came back? I was healed. Susie used it too. She didnt have to lay on my back anymore. We continued to a medal door. It opened.

Next Time: Season Finale! Part 24...

To be continued...

STOKAL
based on a true story.

Part 22
by Nintendoobsessed

Stokals. energys of life? Ryan had guessed correctly. The ruby...had been a Stokal the whole time. I called to Ryan. He left the face. I had found a hidden crontolment to the arm. It was what had gotten me into the computer maze. I made it grab Ryans shirt. It got him in the maze. Susie was awake. I got in with her crontroling. She climbed up the crontrol hand.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! The Second man roared. The bomb had no effect. It didnt work.

Mother brain was always talking with the navy man or Mario? Yes, and Klamkel. She liked to talk about the "MCP" and the "generator". Then, we left , and in summer, created a system. To take over the kids, and harnness thier power. And most important: Find the generator.

Me and Ryan continued to walk. Susie layed on my back. It wasent as scary as the last time though. Every once and a while, a robot would attack. It was no match for the Sparks. Ryan had found a sharp piece of machianery for a weapon.

We are leaving. NOW. But-said Sarah. I can sense that my master is building a time machine. Said Klaskel. He tuched his back into a jet pack. He blasted through the roof, carrying Sarah with him. He blasted through into the MCP room, and smashed through the metal trough. Come. Said Klaskel. They hurried to a metal door.

Me and Ryan hurried through a door. The skinner robot stopped us. Uncultrivzied? UNACCEPTABLE!

Next Time: Skinner-robot BATTLE! Part 23...

To be continued...

STOKAL
based on a true story.

Part 21
by Nintendoobsessed

Dr. Klamkel looked around his room, looking for any useful devices. He was going to travel back in time to stop Mother Brains birth. She was getting stronger.

We sped down the hallway. And into the Computer room. We had decided to leave Stylop alone beacause (obviously) his bark was much worse then his bite. Ryan decided to split up. He would check the room to the left, and I would check the computer.

The man roared at him, knocking over the other, who fell on the rocket button.

More people attacked. We had to escape into the mountains. We hurried back to the village. She captured Klamkel. We lived in a mountain cave, eating foxs.

Ryan opened the door. A chair was there. Looking around, he figured out it was a torture room. A computer lay at the back. He caustioaly turned it on. All the discoveries of the skinner robot, and what Mario said was told. And then, a room appeard with a chair. A ruby sat on the chair.

The door opened. Mother Brain grabbed the last of the Stokals. I dont care if that stupid Ulti-borg needs these! She said. She devoured them. A old computer crawled by. Mother Brain turned to it. Raising her front finger, she said: Collect the Colosus. It disspeard, and coming back. Hypnotic powers.

Ryan turned back, and knocked into a door he hadent seen. He opened it. Meanwhile, the face appeard. Insied the door was a... MOTORCYCLE? The face started talking. What are you here for? My Stokal? What? Asked ryan. He realized this must be the face I talked about. Its my Stokal. it said.

Next Time: The secret of the ruby! ... REVEALED. Part 22

TO BE CONTINUED...

20th part!

STOKAL
based on a true story.

Part 20
by Nintendoobsessed

Commander Computer had changed. Susie gasped and backed up into the roaring Stylop. His head flew up, knocking Susie out. WHAT THE *ELL IS GOING ON? Commander Blasted a rocket punch. I quickly shifted to the floor aiming Sparks at Commanders leg. IF I CANT KILL YOU... He swung his spiked arm around in Marios Stomach. Blood exploded, he swung his arm back around. I jumped at Commanders face with Sparks. He shrecked, and fell backwards, and sparks exploded out. I turned to Mario. He was dying. Ack...I...have...to tell you something. Mother Brain... I think... generator... worse... Klamkel...-CRASH! Commander grabbed me. You monster! You will pay!

The monster or Mother Brain. I was immediatly her servant. She took me and we headed for a port. A NAVY port. She hid me outside, and told me I wasent powerful enough. When she came out, a navy man was with her, said Klaskel.

Sparks flew into his face. He screamed. I ran to Susie. Commanders head exploded. Mario watched. Nerver thought I'd see Commander Computers death. Stylop, ran to the headless computers body, now on the ground. Wahhhh! Mario was dead, so was Commander Computer. The head had ripped open a gate.

Klamkel sighed. At least Stylop wasent there to swear at him. Mother Brain barged in. Hello, Mother Brain he said. At the moment, Commander Computer is eliminating those children. Said Mother Brain. Im done. Now what. Said Klamkel. Back to your rooom Klaskel! A door opened. Klamkel enterd it.

I carried Susie down the steps. The skinless Ryan followed telling me about what he had seen. I told him what I knew. We have to go back to the labs he said. To face and encounter the nightmare.

Next Time: A important discovery... Part 21.

To be continued...