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At 12/7/14 12:12 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: Also you spelled "whoa" wrong with that list.

Woah. I never realized that.

At 12/6/14 10:49 AM, NuclearInfected wrote: Somebody tell Al Sharpton that he wore out his welcome here a long time ago.

That was unconstructive.

Everything only happens once, therefore everything is original.

At 12/4/14 01:31 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Anyone have any good ideas on how to get cuffs on this guy without him struggling to the point he dies from a heart attack?

Did you even watch the video?

At 12/4/14 04:39 PM, Weeaboo wrote: Yes.
I hate blacks if they are the typical ghetto good for nothing idiot.

It's awful enough that you believe in a "typical black," before defining it as a "good for nothing idiot." Your fate is sealed; you're a terrible person.

At 12/4/14 04:53 PM, VJF wrote: I believe this is true. I also believe in reverse racism, which seems to be happening a lot these days.

There's no such thing as reverse racism, unless you mean the act of being kind to one another regardless of skin color or heritage.

At 12/4/14 05:24 PM, NuclearInfected wrote: No, blacks just have a massive persecution complex.

If my skin color were deeper, all I'd want was for people to stop judging me based on actions committed by people who kind of look like me.

At 12/3/14 11:58 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 12/3/14 11:56 PM, Newgaf wrote: Tell them. Nothing will change if you don't do anything about it. And don't be a dick about it, either; they're not having sex to spite you.

How do you even going about bringing this up though.

"Mom, Dad, I want you two to stop fucking at night so I can stop feeling like my ears will bleed"

I specifically said to not be a dick about it. Are there any manners in your vocabulary?

"Mom, Dad, sometimes I can hear you two having sex, and it makes me feel uncomfortable."

Tell them. Nothing will change if you don't do anything about it. And don't be a dick about it, either; they're not having sex to spite you.

It will all suddenly make sense to you, when a girl you think you're in love with is getting constantly railed out by another man.

There are a lot of misconceptions surrounding the concepts of love and monogamy, and you're wise to be questioning, but there are some keepers out there. Even relationships that don't work out are useful as learning experiences, because they help you realize what you do and don't want in your next meaningful relationship.

"Friends with benefits" can be tricky, especially if (and usually "when") further feelings develop on either side.

Try everything, and be honest with yourself about how you feel, and proceed from there.

Didn't Team America: World Police do this, already, to his dad?

Fucking shitty.

OP is interesting. To admit that homosexual activity makes him uncomfortable, but to still support their human rights is, in my opinion, progressive. If he's reading, I'd like him to consider the following:

Surgery makes people squeamish, but when you mature a little you can see that it's a beautiful thing, and if you mature a little more you can even stand to watch it.

Surgery is to health what kissing is to love. If you can appreciate love, then someday you should be able to appreciate a gay kiss.

As for what appears on the television set... I think it would be wrong to forbid homosexual kissing without forbidding all kissing, because to do so implies that homosexuality is morally wrong.

It's doing alright in America.

First break down unnecessary binaries. Democracy/Communism. Capitalism/Socialism. A nation can be any number or combination of these things.

And, fine, fine, you and a million others say, "There never was a Communist situation on Earth. It relies too much on the goodness of man." Well, fine, but there was never a Democratic situation on Earth, either, and it's civilization itself that cannot exist due to the goodness of man, but we keep trying.

To me it seems Capitalism is the loudest force of the four I just listed. Money, profit, and material gain. Even and especially in current so-called Communist nations.

Thoughts.

Eleven-thousand posts has the lolling OP.

He is /b/ing weird.

First that comes to mind was this abandoned mini-golf place by the side of the highway on Long Island, New York, with its windows smashed in and boarded up. I went there with a friend, and enjoyed the view of the driving range.

Second was a castle in Ireland, that I explored with a bunch of twats who would have set everything on fire if it weren't so wet. And my first and only one-night stand was there, being nonchalant. I probably had about three uneasy beers before I got back to bed, where I could be miserable and happy.

At 9/14/14 11:09 PM, K1LL80Y wrote:

At 9/14/14 09:25 PM, Brostrodomus wrote:

At 9/14/14 09:23 PM, SCTE3 wrote: I still play D&D with a few friends every week or so. Fun game.

Lucky bastard. I have like $200 worth off RPG books and no one to play with.

Dude fucking me too, I got it all in my closet and every time I put on a shirt I get sad.

I bought a $20 set, too. I tried to play with my close friends. Truth is it's hard to DM, and understand how to get a game going, even with the books I bought. It takes determination, and creativity, and time.

I tame sperm whales.

You just gotta be good enough for yourself, dawg.

Yeah I read somewhere that you're supposed to collect as many useless doodads as possible before you die.

Either get that SCiO shit or a bag of weed, a pillow, and a few books on meditation and philosophy. Materials goods only get you so far before you're sick and tired and wish you hadn't spent money on them.

Or get a few nets and play soccer.

I think that people aren't straight or gay.

Fake and gay.

Really good though.

Clits because they give me the chance to temporarily justify my existence by pleasing another.

At 8/25/14 04:39 AM, Stretchysumo wrote: So Analysts have gone over the video and come to the conclusion that it was staged.

""I think it has been staged. My feeling is that the execution may have happened after the camera was stopped."
However the company, which requested anonymity, did not reach a definitive answer."

You bring us further from the truth, OP.

At 8/18/14 07:56 PM, tox wrote: School is cool, you get supported in life, you get to learn...
Work is also cool because you get responsibly and if you fuck up you get fired...
Low test score... shit man better study...
Failed to do something at work.... Shit you are going hungry..

Wait... Work sucks...

Lol.

OP -- College is ah-haw-hawesoome. It's a lot like a cross between school and work. In most cases grad. school is a cross between school and work.

I have no advice for getting through grade/middle/high school because I hardly remember those times.

At 8/19/14 12:18 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Remember: To be a "MILF" she has to be old enough she could conceivably be *your* mother, not just someone's mother. And no, not a "Well she could have if she had me when she was 14" .. get real. 20 years age difference or age 40, whichever is longer, minimum. And a 20-something with a kid doesn't count as a "MILF" just because she's had a kid. Also the 40+ woman need not ever have been an actual mother to be a "MILF".

What are you, king of the MILFs?

Um if it's stat. rape don't do it. But obviously if you'd "like (to) fuck" her then, you know. Yes.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1372954

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Kissasses.

At 8/17/14 04:16 PM, Sensationalism wrote: That whole continent can just sink into the ocean and we'll all be better off.

But white people aren't done fucking it up, yet.

It used to be Eden.

It's not racist. At the time, it was progressive to show a black man teaching a white child anything. Also, what we now consider "stereotypical" portrayals of black people were, at the time, brave attempts at representing black culture in a whitewashed society.

You just need to apply context.

At 8/16/14 10:48 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 8/16/14 10:42 PM, Newgaf wrote: More stuff

A load of shite.

My point is that you knew what he meant. You just picked it apart because you're butthurt over a loose definition of "race." But "race" has a loose definition. It was "racist" of the Hutu to massacre the Tutsi but OMG THEY'RE THE SAME RACE. Your definition race crumbles as quickly a mine, only mine comes from Oxford and yours you pulled out of your ass.

At 8/16/14 10:29 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: There is no racism against Muslims because Muslim isn't a race. It's not an ethnic group. The problem is too many people try pretending like it is and if you so much question Islam or say it's wrong you're a "racist" and apparently promote genocide.

Get hung up on a word, much. There's no "racism" because there is no "race," at all. The most appropriate word, perhaps, is "xenophobia." But "xenophobia" doesn't quite roll off the tongue like "racist" does.

But here:

race, n.6
"A tribe, nation, or people, regarded as of common stock. In early use freq. with modifying adjective, as British race, Roman race, etc."

Or more broadly:
"A group of people belonging to the same family and descended from a common ancestor; a house, family, kindred."

So Islam is a race. And it isn't. But if it means people will understand what you're saying, they are. And I'm using the Oxford English Dictionary, which also gives you the first written record of the word in its usage, ever.

"Ofspring of eche race With mortal warr eche other may fordoe."