188 Forum Posts by "Newgaf"
Saturn.
Just look at him, eating his children.
Tell them it's sweating and it smells funny. Get your money back.
Cock joke.
For a minute there I thought you were going to say, "Being illegally choked to death by racist police officers," or, "Screeching, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe.'"
But yeah yours was funny.
Any of these boards would be better-suited to answer your question. In General people just talk about farts.
UPDATE:
They're back online from Costa Rica.
I'm glad these things still happen. If they didn't, this just wouldn't be a very exciting world.
"Police Scotland said no crime had been committed as this was a production error rather than a deliberate circulation of pornography to youngsters."
That makes no sense whatsoever.
Scotland.
At 12/9/14 09:32 PM, Bit wrote: Microshaft shill, please leave.
Lick my butt.
I use DuckDuckGo because I actually value my freedom.
That site's cool; I'd never heard of it. Lick my butt though.
At 12/9/14 09:12 PM, MMHM wrote: I'd kill for a search engine that wasn't just a filter for paid advertisements.
Don't jump to extremes. There aren't advertisements on Bing. There is news.
At 12/9/14 06:33 PM, Armissea wrote: So I just had a brilliant realization in my head
Also lol.
I'm not telling you what to do. I'm just saying that if you use Bing instead of Google, you can get free Amazon gift cards, and that if you're clever, you can find a bot that does it for you.
And I like the new backgrounds every day.
Go into the forum experience thinking, "Okay, I'm just going to read what others have written."
Then, when you're compelled to opine, do so, but be selective.
Then, after a while, when you really can't keep it in anymore, start a thread that asks for peoples' opinions about something. You don't necessarily have to state yours.
Don't be like, "Feel like starting a thread tonight. What should I think of...".
That's my advice, but I don't even know who you are, so your threads might not be bad.
I only played KH1. The iconoclasm was my favorite part.
Since each series only gets one "world," I don't think it would be overkill. They did such a good job with the first one that anything could be possible.
i lol'd.
They don't have regular literature geeks on there, though; just sci-fi/fantasy. People like me, who use semicolons, should probably appear on that list.
At 12/9/14 06:33 PM, Armissea wrote: Your thoughts.
I think you're imposing your own preconceived opinions about masculinity and femininity on to the matter.
However the NFL has everything to gain and nothing to lose by appealing more to new audiences, because, no matter what, football fans are not going to stop watching football.
What kind of a prize is that? Do they even pay for gas?
At 12/7/14 07:10 PM, Jonas wrote: I think dolphins dream about how they are terrified of their tails and they have to swim really fast or it will catch them.
You been smoking the ganja, boy?
Show that that you're knowledgeable, but willing and even excited to learn more. Mind your manners. Treat everyone with respect during the interview process, so that the hiring manager assumes that that's how you'll treat customers. Be natural, and friendly.
My advice, from working in retail, is that managers can be really, really vague and unhelpful, so phrase your questions carefully. For some reason people don't understand that somebody new to the place might not know which one of the rooms in the back, for example, is the "back room." If you have a question, ask it.
Wear a tie to your interview, and tuck your long-sleeve button-down shirt into your slacks. Don't wear sneakers if you can help it. Bring along a copy of your resume, and have your references ready. I screwed that up last time. Bring a pen.
At 12/8/14 07:14 PM, fmn335 wrote: Would be even more dangerous if they were to walk in open waters as being zombies covered in blood or still bleeding could attract sharks to come in a frenzy.
Zombie sharks!
At 12/8/14 12:00 AM, Newgaf wrote: Have you ever drank alcohol?
Answer this, with the addition of smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee.
At 12/8/14 12:54 AM, Vinnyy wrote: Don't ever take any drugs. It's a waste of money, time and health.
You too.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Nevermind. Nobody cares.
I killed it this year. I increased my talents, made new friends, graduated college, got a job, set new goals, overcame depression, and had a lot of fun.
Welcome to Newgrounds.
Go to Account Settings (the gear icon next to your name in the top left) to change your signature.
This is where you ask questions about the site.
We don't do introduction threads here. Nobody gives a shit unless you can say something lulzy or thought-provoking.
I think there's an "I'm new" thread around here somewhere. You might want to ask where it is, on the right board.
Nothing that you said lends itself to any sort of discussion, and it's all horribly written.
In like third or fourth grade, a kid explained to me for the first time that he hated me.
In seventh grade, as I was leaving the cafeteria, a kid I didn't know approached me, called me a faggot, and beat me up.
In eighth grade, a kid attacked me on the bus, and I was so heartbroken afterwards that I told him and everyone else that I was going to kill myself.
I had a hard time not crying when I was younger, and when I did so in school I felt especially humiliated.
Worst of all was that people based their opinions on what they had heard about me, instead of giving me a chance. It got better around grade eleven.
At 12/7/14 11:55 PM, Zhon wrote: I feel like Newgaf kinda ended this thread.
I hate endings.
At 12/7/14 07:15 PM, Xenomit wrote: White guys just have average/ below average dicks.
Guinness world records state that the record for biggest dick belongs to a white guy
Key word: average. You ain't debunk nuttin'.
Mexican immigrants are lazy. No internet sources here, but they work a hell of a lot harder than my white, privileged ass.
At 12/7/14 05:19 PM, Cronizone wrote: Nobody has a ranking in life, only a following.
Especially when you have a large following, you could see yourself in a good rank, yes?
However, the following always has two ends, and sometimes the one WITH the following can use it for good or evil, just as his rank could be considered, good or evil.
What?
Acting (cool) pisses me off, I believe it's bad.
Yeah in theory you can't act cool, because the coolest thing to do is be natural, AKA don't act.
Don't you hate it when people try to act better than you?
I hate when people are so obviously obsessed with obtaining a cool image, and then they flaunt that image, as if to indicate that they're better than me, yes.
I hate it when they get the girls.
