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Response to: cartoon network sucks Posted 2 weeks ago in General

Just watch less TV. Pick up a book and read.

CN was never perfect. I loved AT in college. Regular Show is usually good. Friggin [adult swim] is amazing 20% of the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

Response to: How am I as a user? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

You were perfect until you asked.

Response to: Are you on any long term meds? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

This is one of the most interesting threads I've ever seen on Newgrounds.

I'm not on any meds but who knows how long that will last? I've had depression before and it comes back worse and worse, and I've been self-diagnosed OCD since I started puberty (two weeks ago hurr hurr hurr). My attention is terrible. I get anxiety so I feel like something horrible is about to or is happening.

For the past few years I've just been smoking weed to treat, like, all of that. There's a chance that isn't a good thing.

I told my dad about my depression yesterday. I'm going to try to get help soon.

Afraid of this, though. "Thinner, look younger and have energy to burn. America's power act super pill yeah! The healing pill. It's easy look younger you'll love it. This is big news so call your doctor today because if left untreated the damage could get worse. Don't just think young. You are young. Conditions may still exist. The most common side effects. Depression. Thinner. Call in the next 15 minutes and find out how you can find a 1 month supply absolutely free."

Response to: Have you ever felt humanity is hop. Posted 2 weeks ago in General

Yes. Kind of.

I think life is hopeless. Like, self-replicating carbon matter. It's all taking what you can get to benefit yourself.

Humanity is different. It's like that, but we can do altruism. We either invented or realized evil and good, and if you think that not giving a fuck about anyone but yourself is evil, then we are the only possibly good species.

We also are doing a horrible job. We drain technologically-weaker cultures dry, and murder and bury them. To harness our food we use mass industry, which has to be forced to respect the animals it sacrifices. People have a lot of internal problems that they're forced to hide in order to get work. Nobody thinks that peoples' problems matter anymore. And doing good is really really really really really really hard.

And yet there's hope.

Response to: Foods as Weapons Posted 2 weeks ago in General

Baget cannon.

Response to: Critical look at Halo 4 Posted 2 weeks ago in Video Games

I was a Halo noob when I started playing Halo 4; I had only played 1 and 2 casually at my friend's house years and years ago. I found Halo 4 accessible because the feel was more like Call of Duty.

Response to: Longevity and Spirituality Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/13/14 10:37 AM, Evark wrote: Firstly: are you interested in living as long and healthy of a life as possible? The idea of longevity is that it's not only the quantity of years that are important, but the quality of those years. You must be proactive about the steps you take to lengthen your life.

Yes.

An interesting component of the article I linked above is that many people cite spirituality as a major component that is key to a longer life. As someone who largely lives life as a staunch believer in people, culture, society, and progress, but otherwise absent any relationship with "god" (I self-identify as an atheist), it's hard to understand the necessity of a spiritual outlook on life.

Same.

Do you think faith is a necessary component in living a long and healthy life?

Yes but not faith in fairytales or mystical energies, creators or intelligent extraterrestrial deities. I've not been able to believe in that stuff in a long time. But to believe and have faith in yourself, others, and the possibility for positive change is a good thing to do, which isn't always easy,

It makes sense on a certain level. But I wonder if the God part is necessary. Is secular faith possible and if so, enough?

If life were inherently special, then it wouldn't be special. Only if it's meaningless at its core can a true appreciation for this cosmic coincidence begin.

I don't see the point in trying to put people off God or aliens or whatever. It's my personal choice not to accept easy answers to important questions, and it's been totally worth it.


I wish you could edit blog posts without leaving an "edited" stamp on them, like you can on the forums, probably because I have OCD. When something says its edited online I think it's dirty and inferior.

Why not make it the writer's choice to say if they changed it or not?

Response to: Why do people sign their posts? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/13/14 11:53 PM, NGPulp wrote: You know what else is stupid, man?
Putting up quotes of yours on Facebook-- especially if they're all so hammy and chock full of bullshit.

"People do that? That's the stupidest thing I've heard of in a while." -- Newgaf


I've seen this on every forum I've been on. There's your name above and to the left of what you're writing. Then there's your signature. What the hell? We know who you are.

Except girls can do it, because they're special.

Am I completely right?

--~*~--Newgaf

Actually that was kind of fun
Response to: Why did you choose your username? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/13/14 09:11 PM, Luette wrote: It has a beautiful sonority.

I like this.

Mine is "newfag" with the letters rearranged, because I remember when you were allowed to use that word 'round here to politely indicate that one hadn't been around as long as the oldfags.

Response to: Happy Birthday Grub-Xero Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/13/14 08:25 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote:
At 12/13/14 08:21 PM, DarkMatter wrote: Here's to the older days of NG!
nooo

lets not let these 200X's feel more entitled and promoted than they already are

My oldest alt is an '07. What can I feel entitled to?

Merry mirth on the feast of your birth.
May many more merry happenings happen to you.
Let me see your penis.
Amen.

Response to: How much do you tip? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/13/14 09:34 AM, Sekhem wrote:
At 12/13/14 07:04 AM, Newgaf wrote:
At 12/12/14 04:48 PM, Sekhem wrote: i only tip if they're black
That's fucked up. My mom was a waitress for 25 years, and you're a racist.
Hypocrite.
discrimination is based on power relationships

Racist hypocrite.

Response to: Peace Corps Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/13/14 07:52 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: are you thinking of volunteering?

I'd prefer not to say, because I don't want to bias peoples' responses, though my answer makes it relatively obvious.

I forgot to say that I welcome you to weigh in even if you don't know anyone who's done it.

Peace Corps Posted 2 weeks ago in General

I was wondering if any of you fine folks had any first or second-hand knowledge about the United States Peace Corps. That is, have any of you tried it for yourselves, or do you know anybody who has? If so, could you please share your or their opinions of it?

Response to: How much do you tip? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/12/14 04:48 PM, Sekhem wrote: i only tip if they're black

That's fucked up. My mom was a waitress for 25 years, and you're a racist.

Hypocrite.
Response to: What game has your favorite OST? Posted 2 weeks ago in Video Games

Fallout 3.

Response to: I Hate Furries Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/11/14 08:01 PM, FantasticFox wrote: Nope. I really don't. I only like anthropomorphic animal art. I don't fuck animals and I don't role-play. I don't have fantasies of becoming an animal. I don't blame everything on autism. I don't believe in any of the shit that they do.

Dude furries don't fuck animals. If you're referring to yiffing, where they have sex with people wearing costumes, then they're still having sex with people, and most of them don't do that. Role-playing isn't necessary either, and I doubt that over fifty percent of them do that, too (may be wrong).

To fuck with people who have autism is really sad. I find it hard to believe that the majority of furries would "blame everything on autism." I think that you're just taking the negative experiences you've had with a handful of people and projecting them onto an entire demographic -- the basic definition of bigotry.

A lot of people who consider themselves furries "only like anthropomorphic animal art," too, so by some standards, you are a furry, in fact. You don't need to identify as one, but you should be aware of that.

I hope someday you can outgrow your hate and learn to judge people by what really matters, which is the content of their hearts and minds.

Response to: Newgrounds and IGN Issues Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/11/14 06:54 PM, liljim wrote: So you've been banned from two different places and you think the problem is with those places and nothing to do with your behaviour?

Nailed it.

There's no reason to say either of those things. They basically translate into, "I disagree with you," and the mature way of saying that is just like that: "I disagree with you."

If someone's being an asshole, say shit like: "That wasn't constructive. That was just rude."

It's a maturity thing. You don't have to be perfect. I implied that somebody was an asshole yesterday, and immediately regretted it, but I'm still kicking.

PROTIP: Encourage discussion.

Response to: Is This Cop Guilty of Assault? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/12/14 06:18 AM, NGPulp wrote: What is it with all these damn cops causing a fucking ruckus?

Right?

My reaction to that video is a sound WTF. "Can I see your license, please?" *Reaches for license* "WTF could he possibly be reaching for? SHOOT! SHOOT!" What a turd.

If he thought he was reaching for a weapon, he should have used close-quarters combat to disarm and disable him. Guns are fucking lethal, and should be used as a last resort. To go from 0 to 90 like that is insane.

As you said, he had his hands in the air when he fired the last shot, and he was clearly unarmed after the first one.

At 12/11/14 04:50 PM, Zachary wrote: Assault? Try attempted murder

This.

At 12/11/14 05:54 PM, CiviLies wrote: It's like I'm watching a Dave Chappelle sketch, except it really happened.

And this. Lol.

Response to: No Indictment for Officer Wilson Posted 2 weeks ago in Politics

Monkey we can never have a true conversation about this if you won't stop being a rude little asshole. You probably never will be able to have a true conversation about this with anybody, unless they agree with your every conclusion, and this will make you narrow-minded over time.

You don't even know what I think about the different parts of the altercation, and all you do is presume that you do, then attack those presumptions.

Response to: No Indictment for Officer Wilson Posted 2 weeks ago in Politics

At 12/11/14 06:24 PM, SadisticMonkey wrote: Not all 12 shots even hit Brown, which is why listing the number of shots fired isn't even meaningful on its own.

It makes him look like a shitty police officer, with 50% accuracy at close range, who can't incapacitate somebody professionally. I would have been like in the video games; wound him and get points for live capture, and probably an Achievement.

1. He wasn't fleeing, unless he was running backwards, because the shots hit the front of Brown and Brown fell forward after being shot.

Simply not true. Page 226 of the testimony script describes a chase before the kid supposedly decided to go balls out and Wilson. Ergo, he was fleeing, literally, and what I said is completely literally correct.

2. The shot location shows that wilson stopped shooting brown once he had fallen over, so the implication that brown was shot after going down is complete bogus.

I didn't imply that at all. Maybe you feel you can't make your point without putting words in my mouth? Maybe you were set on the whole list thing, and realized a list of two just looks unprofessional.

3. Why do you mention he was 18. He was a young adult male who was tall and heavy and so he's among the most dangerous demographics of people.

I guess. I'd much rather have to take down an 18 year old than a 40 year old, but that's just me, and probably most other people on the planet.

I think you're too sure of what happened, given the amount of conflicting evidence

Response to: No Indictment for Officer Wilson Posted 3 weeks ago in Politics

Does anybody care that Wilson fired his gun 12 times?

Bang.

Bang.

Bang.

Bang.

Bang.

Bang.

Bang.

Bang.

Bang.

Bang.

Bang.

Bang.

OK I think that fleeing 18 year old is subdued.

Response to: BREAKING: Congress passes spy law. Posted 3 weeks ago in General

I'm so glad we have a Republican Congress.

W. Bush all over again.
Response to: Forum search never works Posted 3 weeks ago in Where is / How to?

At 12/11/14 10:16 AM, NekoMika wrote: The "Everything" search is what you should use instead for cases like that, will usually find the thread if it still exists.

For cases like what? As I said, I searched "everyone," and it couldn't find the top thread in General titled, "How is everyone doing?"

Not to mention it slashed my search terms from, "How is everyone" to just "everyone."

It's fair and well that the "Everything" search is effective for the BBS. But then why have the broken "Forums" search, too?

Response to: 'Other' gender options Posted 3 weeks ago in Where is / How to?

I say do it. "Unspecified" isn't anything like "Other" when you think about it. One is "I'm not going to tell you," the other is "Not male or female."

Also @Sheizenhammer, Newgrounds isn't only a Flash website. It started out that way, but now there's music, and art, and a huge community. It's more like a place where artists and people who appreciate art go to talk about any old thing.

Although I am curious; now that sex and gender have become PC, are there any English words meaning "has a penis" and "has a vagina"?

Response to: Diabeetus. Posted 3 weeks ago in General

At 12/3/14 01:01 PM, Phobotech wrote: ... he hadn't been taking care of his diet...

This is exactly it,

This shit is scary...and in a lot of cases it can be prevented.

and this.

You need to take care of yourself to survive. I think it's selfish when people can't give up soda and cheeseburgers when it would take an immense strain off of their loved ones. It goes to show that you aren't really living for yourself in this world.

It makes me so uncertain. It makes me mad, honestly...because now I look at a snack machine and I'm just like...all of this shit will eventually kill you. I can't even drink Dr. Pepper in good conscience.

My brother is an alcoholic, and addicted to cigarettes. Sure, I take issue with the glamorization of alcohol, and the sheer legality of cigarettes (shitty little carcinogenic cancer-causing brain and respiratory tract-ruining social conventions which are a poor excuse of tobacco to begin with), but, so what? Life is challenging -- doing the right thing is a challenge. We can't possibly remove all of the nive from the world, and if we did there would be no rightness in doing right. Plus I love to drink occasionally, just like one can occasionally eat fast food.

My diet is shit. Most of our diets are shit...so whats the risk we take?

My diet used to be shit, but now it's pretty good. I learned a lot about health from my friends in college. A few months ago my dad had a brush with diabeetus, and since then my fridge at home has only been stocked with healthy stuff, like white meat and fresh produce.

You know the funny thing is that healthy food is super delicious.

Any stories to share?

My friend -- one of my dearest friends in the world -- her father is a diabetic who refused to take care of himself. He started to try, after his first stroke. Recently he caught food poisoning and almost died because he couldn't control his diet. I didn't ever even think about that possibility. Man, diabetics have it tough. But it's a similar situation -- for years and years, this man chose to be hedonistic, even though it put his family through hell. Now he's in the most pain he's ever been in.

So my heart goes out to you. I hate when people say, especially on the news (look, my heart goes out to these people, but we still need to bomb/deport/torture them etc.) but it's an expression and I mean what it's supposed to express. If you want advice on living healthier, or talking to your family, you can honestly PM me.

That's another thing. Tell your family how you feel. Tell your brother how you feel. Don't expect it to work (lol), but you shouldn't remain silent about things that hurt you. Bringing an idea into dialogue can often help.

And maybe see a therapist. You're watching your loved ones self-destruct, and you shouldn't be alone. Try a school counsellor if you can find a good one, or a priest if you're into that kind of thing.


The topmost thread in General right now is titled, "How is everyone doing?"

I write "how is everyone" in the search bar, select "Forums," and hit Search.

"Your search did not return any results." Also it says "0 Forum Topics with "everyone"," so it didn't even search all my terms.

If this weren't so, we'd see a lot less repetitive question threads and threads with topics that have already been covered. Or is it just my computer?


http://www.screwattack.com/news/father-video-games-ralph-baer-dead-92

"Ralph Baer, inventor of the Magnavox Odyssey console and considered to be the father of video games, died late Saturday. He was 92.

The Odyssey prototype was first shown by Baer in a 1969 video. The device allowed two people to play pingpong – or what Nolan Buschnell would later transform into Pong—at one time."

Sucks. It takes a lot of creativity to think up the rudiments that this guy created. At one point, multiple people interacting on the same 2-D screen was unheard of. Now look at all the games and programs that rely on it.

Response to: Explicit Consent. Posted 3 weeks ago in General

At 12/10/14 08:31 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: How is this not a celebrated aspect of our culture? What dumbass decided to be so post modern that he had to dumb down sex with another person into a glorified form of masturbation? Because that's what sex with someone who doesn't fuck back is, it's glorified masturbation.

I more or less don't see what your point is, or what you want, exactly.