At 4/18/08 07:31 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 4/18/08 11:27 AM, NewGMan wrote: So, did I go lucid?

No. You didn't control your dream. And you weren't aware of it either so...

Who knows I couldn't have controlled it? Mabye if I realized I was dreaming, I would have done so. Anyways, when you're DILD, you don't always realize you're dreaming.

Did I go lucid without realizing?

I had a dream last night, which was unlike any other I've had before. It was startlingly realistic, not like regular dreams, where everything is unclear. In the dream, I dreamt something I've been thinking about and mabye even hoping for for a long time. (it's kind of personal, so I won't share what I dreamt.) I was overjoyed at having my hope come true. Another thing that was interesting was that nothing was unrealistic. (except for a guy going down a ladder backwards, but weird things like that sometimes happen in reality.) There was even background noise! When I woke up, I thought for at least 4 seconds that it actually happened. I had to peice together the fact that if it was real, I wouldn't be in my bed. I remebered it for a long time too. Usually I forget dreams almost instantly.

So, did I go lucid?

At 4/4/08 08:50 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 4/4/08 06:59 PM, NewGMan wrote: Yes, but there isn't any way to induce that yourself, is there?

Reality checking in your dream.

Sweet! so all you have to do is convince yourself that you're dreaming while having a regular dream?

At 4/2/08 02:18 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 4/1/08 08:53 PM, NewGMan wrote: Does anyone know of a method where you can cut the crap before (such as hallucinations, vibrations, sensations, etc.) And go straight to lucidity?

Dream Induced Lucid Dream perhaps?

Yes, but there isn't any way to induce that yourself, is there?

Does anyone know of a method where you can cut the crap before (such as hallucinations, vibrations, sensations, etc.) And go straight to lucidity?

At 3/27/08 11:01 AM, Snap017 wrote: Dude, this one time, me and my brother got INSANELY drunk. Then we broke out our airsoft pistols, some glow in the dark BB's, and turned off all the lights, and screwed around shooting each other until about 4 AM.

Sounds like fun. I should try this.

At 3/27/08 08:54 AM, REDSPADES wrote: Heres something that throws me off.. the quote "West springfield is 3x bigger than texas!" - HOW CAN THAT BE??

Also, theres an episode where you see springfield is on a coast (Pulling a homer episode) and another episode that gives you clues is an episode that ends with the Simpsons crossing off all the states that they're banned from, and a map is marked with all the X's except 2 states, which of those 2 states is it?

This is all bullshit. The fact that they're hinting you along is also bullshit. They're just screwing with you. There is no such thing as the springfeild that the simpsons live in, however, there IS a springfeild. It's nothing much though, just a small area of farmland.

Any crazy stories, guys? What's the most ridiculous thing that's ever happened to you?

At 3/26/08 05:01 PM, Goonie wrote:

I hope this kid goes to jail.

That won't do it. He's been to jail. What a motherfucker. That's just disgusting. The driver deserves multiple lawsuits.

At 3/26/08 08:10 PM, SockMyDink wrote:

At 3/26/08 08:01 PM, BuhddaVI wrote:

At 3/26/08 07:59 PM, djmrules wrote: Also.. Use a condom next time

It broke.

If it broke, that is a different story.

I'd still keep the baby, and sue the condom company.

You can win big money.

That's probably the best idea. You could probably get mabye even a couple hundred grand if you were lucky. Taking care of a baby after that wouldn't be too hard. But this is why you really shouldn't have underage sex.

You know what you should do? Eat it through your ass and shit it through your mouth.

At 3/26/08 07:41 PM, MoriChax wrote: Draw pretty pictures.

Like what? I usually draw cars....

Well, I'm really bored. Apart from masturbating and going on NewGrounds, what do you guys do when you're bored?

At 3/26/08 12:52 PM, JenifferLopez wrote: Now, I've tried pulling my dick so hard, that it would reach my anus. But, failed miserably cause only foreskin got to touch my "brown eye".

If you were a transfestite, couldn't you have sex with yourself? Would you have little baby clones? WOW, there are a lot of perverted thoughts going on here.

At 3/26/08 03:38 PM, dark-fox wrote: Does anyone here have a whiny girlfriend that thinks if you take viagra it will give her cancer in the bagina?

well, I do.

She thinks she can get canser in the vagin? That must suck for you. But does anyone know how to get rid of morning wood?

Metal or plastic BBs? Did the bullet pierce your skin? If it was plastic, then I'm pretty sure it didn't.

SpeedMetalSandwich, you're supposed to get through to yourself that you ARE dreaming, not that you're awake.

NewGMan- Couldn't this be consiterably dangerous? I mean, I know the dream itself has no effect on you, but people are saying it's so startlingly realistic. If it's as realistic as people say, what if you wake up and think you are dreaming, and you have the desire to conquer your fear of heights. So, you go jump off of a building. I mean, I know there are reality checks, but how long before you forget to check, or get sick of checking?

Arby- Trust me, if you know it's a dream YOU KNOW ITS A DREAM. It's a feeling that simply isn't replicated in real life.

This is not nessicarily true. There's a thing called false awakening, in which the dreamer dreams he has woken up, so he goes to the washroom, or to get some breakfast, and then he actually wakes.

Well, you people are all saying that, but if you were actually confronted with the question, you might not be so sure; fear could overcome you. I think what would probably happen for me, is I would choose to live in the face of fright. After though, I'd proabably just end up killing myself.

I've never done it before, but I am fascinated by it, and I hope to do it when I build up more courage. I don't know how long that's going to take though. Could I join?

What? I didn't see anything that said that on the club and crews rules... Oh well, I guess a mod can lock this.

I decided that I would create a flash beginner's club. This club was made for beginners of flash, so they can ask all their questions that they can't find the answers to, and others can answer.

This club was also created because I've seen a definate lack of proper description on some of the tutorials on Newgrounds, as some of the terms could not be understood by a beginner of flash. So this way, members of the group can point out the good and bad tutorials on Newgrounds.

In this club, feel free to ask questions or speak about anything that has something to do with or is similar to making flash, submitting flash, or how to get users to like your flash.

All of the rules on clubs apply here.

Welcome to the club!

Another flamethrower is a spray can. Bug zappers are really cheap. It's kind of like a metal tennis racquet. They're better than swatters, because for the swatter, it has to land first. So get a zapper, and hit it out of the air.

I'm watching you......

If they're really itchy, use a serated butter knife.

Men are objectifying women. That's all that needs to be said.

Couldn't this be consiterably dangerous? I mean, I know the dream itself has no effect on you, but people are saying it's so startlingly realistic. If it's as realistic as people say, what if you wake up and think you are dreaming, and you have the desire to conquer your fear of heights. So, you go jump off of a building. I mean, I know there are reality checks, but how long before you forget to check, or get sick of checking?

I wanna try it, but I'm scared!!! I think I've experienced a sleeping body with a consious mind before, though. It's a really cool feeling. It didn't happen for very long, though, because I was thinking too hard and trying to move. It's funny, and it feels quite peaceful, for the few seconds I experienced it. I woke up, and I'm thinking: OK, I'm awake. Whoa, why can't I open my eyes? Oh my god, I can't move either! COOL! And then I woke up. It's very relaxing. I think that's the reason why I thought it was cool instead of being scared as hell. I'd like to experience it again, but I'm frightened of the nightmares, and VIBRATING! I would be so incredibly frightened!

I stand. No offense to gay people or anyone that sits, but I presonally have only seen gay people sit. When I stand, I usually piss all over the toilet seat, but it's better than pissing all over my leg.

So what did you do with the gas, inhale it? Did it actually make you laugh uncontrollably? Oh, hey, did you know, if you install a N2O system in your car and insert a large tank of it, you can increase your car's horsepower by 50 as long as the tank isn't empty. Street racers do that.

Transit can get you anywhere. Just get a library card, (or borrow someone elses) and you'll be able to use the internet system at the library; you can look up the fastest way to get to your destination through transit. It'll show you what buses or skytrains to take, and when they come.