My days are always filled with luaghter and joy... or else I will get punished.

This just proves what we already suspected... the future is going to be a depressing and bleak place.

Not that impressive. find a way to shoot fire out of your ass, than you'll be the life of the party for certian. Not sure you'd get that many chicks though. But the question is, where you going to get many chicks without the trick?

I'll decrypt your gibberish as soon as you decode the Voynich Manuscript.

At 11/9/09 03:38 PM, llamamessanger wrote: Or the time when you got a B on a project you didn't do... Still don't know how that happened.

I did that once... only it wasn't a B but a diploma, and it wasn't a project, but every math course that was required of a high school student.

I wouldn't of been a citezen of East Germany, I would have been like two years old and living in Duxbury Massachusetts. My father would have been getting tired of his desk job as an accountant for some faceless corporation, my mother would have likely been pregnent with my younger brother. I would have known nothing about the soviat union or the cold war. So it meant nothing to me at the time.

At 11/9/09 03:17 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: I've been looking at that picture for half an hour, and I can't seem to get any ideas...

The goat is far too blurry, not enough of him in the picture. It's going to take a lot of weed to properly photoshop this picture. I've got nothing.

At 11/9/09 03:10 PM, JC1playa wrote: It's not like somebody can overdose on deodorant,

Maybe they can.

get high

Maybe they can!

or make a bomb out of deodorant.

MAYBE THEY CAN!!!

What's next, prescription toilet paper.

maybe they will.

prescription toothpasteor prescription.

Maybe they will!

you see where im going.

Progress has no end!!!

I plug in my electric guitar and rock out real fast and real loud... and if the neighbors complain I blame it on the Thor, the god of thunder. And if they question my logic than I headbang until they leave me alone... forever!

Does that anser make enough sense for you?

At 11/9/09 02:56 PM, Lolzer wrote: Tell me again, why did you stop eating yourself?

I think that they remembered they were on a diet and didn't want to ruin it with empty carbs.

Tha tmust of taken a lot of self restraint on your part. You really cut it close this time. I do not think you should go into the culinary business... you know, for your own safety. And quite possibly the safety of others.

I knew these becuase when I was about five years old I had terrible dyslexia. I would often spell the word "bed" like this "deb" becuase I got 'd's and 'b's mixed up. So I was tuagh to look at the word 'bed' as an actual bed. For some reason that helped.

So if we crate these mangaters, where exactly are we supposed to ship them?

At 11/9/09 11:46 AM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: I've an idea everyone!

Let's all generalize whichever side we're not on, label them as "retarded", and fool ourselves into thinking that we're any better! We'll reinforce our own views by making the opposition seem stupid and worthless.

Oh wait, you're all already doing that.

What can I say, it's all we know. We are right becuase if we were wrong... well, that just can't happen. One side has God on their side, so they can't be wrong. The other side thinks that they are God... so they can't be wrong either.

Everyone wins.

I've met plenty of christians who I should not get along with. But since my father went all born again and my brother started to go out with a girl who's family pulled her out of school becuase they thought that the schools had an atheist agenda... I have to put up with these people.

Some of them are funny, some of them are intelligent. I just think that what they believe in is idiotic. But that's okay, I can converse and talk and luagh with these people. Becuase while I sit there and smile and think, "This person is an idiot." I know that they're sitting there smiling and thinking, "This person is going to burn in hell."

I'm okay with that kind of relationship.

Now with twice the daily doctor recommended dose of mercury!

I remember when I used to care about this crap, but lately I couldn't give two squirts over what the brain dead are doing. Sure beliefs are dangerous, beliefs kill thought, cuase a brain to ciese functioning. And a non-functioning brain is clinically dead.

But really, they did it to themselves. They built their own fortresses, out of fear and hatred. They see themselves as a faith under seige... so they're trying to lock themselves in, trying to convience others of faith to join them. But many religious individuals know better. These are just the ones who take it too far. You can shake your head and ask yourself, "what are they thinking?" But that doesn't solve anything. I find it's easier, and probably better to do you're best to ignore their backward thought process.

As long as they think they're under siege they'll continue to try to wage war from their fortresses of hatred and fear. But you can't win a war of faith from that position, no matter how zealous you may be.

I thought Goths where anti-art. oh, wait... that's nihilists. Sorry, I get the two confused. Becuase instead of goths at my school we had the nihilists. I thought those kids where pretty cool. But we didn't have a single goth as I recall.

At 11/7/09 01:42 PM, Grizzli wrote:

But he facepalms everybody. I remember the episode where he had his hand glued to his face and he was face palming everyone. Or was that something else... whatever it's all the same thing anyway.

Well ive never actually SEEN star trek so i wouldnt know....

What! Oh... uh, yeah... me neither. I here that that show's pretty good if you're on drugs though. See how I tied that in with the topic to bring everything full circle.

As I recall, I never needed drugs... people just thought I was stoned regardless. I have no idea why.

At 11/7/09 01:45 PM, SouthAsian wrote: If the Crusades never occurred Europeans never would have discovered the preserved Roman,Greek,Persian,Chinese,or Indian works on Medicine,Mathematics,literature,Science,
Astronomy,Architecture,Art, and a whole bunch of other stuff and bring it back to initiate the Renaissaince which lead to the Reformation and the Age of Enlightenment and discovery, that made the discovery of the new world possible.

It would have happened eventually. It may have even happened right now... or perhaps in 2012. You know why it didn't... becuase that would ryme as well as "in fourteen hundred ninety two, columbus sailed the ocean blue"

At 11/7/09 01:38 PM, Grizzli wrote: You know you fail when Picard facepalms you....

But he facepalms everybody. I remember the episode where he had his hand glued to his face and he was face palming everyone. Or was that something else... whatever it's all the same thing anyway.

If we made nerf guns illegal only the criminals would have nerf guns!

At 11/7/09 12:46 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: The ability to walk underwater, swim in the sky, and fly in the ground

I thought that was how we normally go about our daily lives.

At 11/7/09 01:13 PM, ErickBg3 wrote: Dude dont do it D:

Where were you this morning. The man might have listened to reason, but now it's too late.

The future is going to be disapointing. It always is. Good old nostalgia is what keeps me going.

Mine was graduating. No wait... that can't be right... I never graduated. Seriously though I was never punished in school. I never got in trouble. But I did want to stay a fifth year just to make sure I got to take a few courses I wanted to take but they wouldn't let me, even though I hadn't met the math requirements to graduate. But they just shrugged and threw a diploma at me and told me to GTFO, and I was like LOL OMG and than they blocked me.

And that's what I get for going to school online.

I have accepted that everything I ever post has been and will continue to be childish and stupid... and that's if I've made a good post.

At 11/7/09 12:54 PM, Strength wrote:

At 11/7/09 12:52 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: What were you taking, Pills? Because if you were or like lsd then yes you can go insane. But atleast you can type coherently still

No, you don't understand. I'm not on anything right now, what I'm saying is that I've done like ten thousand drugs in the past month and I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing with my life anymore.

Okay what kind of questions are you asking yourself, are they along the lines of, "When will I get a job?", "How am I going to pay my rent/bills next month?", "Did that chick at the grocery store notice me checking her out?" or are they like, "When will the screaming in my brain stop?" "Why is there a unicorn in my kitchin?" or "Isn't it supposed to be painful when my hand is engulfed in flames?"

Do you not know what to do with your life for the same reason everyone else doesn't know what to do with their life or is it becuase you're not entirely sure where you are or what's going on around you?

Well that's about as interesting as it is intelligent. A goldfish would have absolutely no chance of being able to survive this kind of training let alone getting flushed down the toilet. In short, I do not believe a word you've written here today. Thank you, and I wish your fish the best of luck. Becuase even if you're not serious he'll probably still need it.

I am about as social online as I am in real life. No wait that's not right, I'm about as coherant online as I am in real life.