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Willy Wonka meets Pennywise the Dancing Clown?

Something interesting to merge with that moth... how about a preying mantis?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co mmons/4/45/Choeradodis_species_showing_d oral_side.jpg

Try morphing this...

Demand him to give you his wallet.

Are their whalers on the moon?

That's right, I for one am not insane, and neither am I.

Knowing the fact that PETA would kill me as an acceptable way of freeing me from the slavery of being a pet.

Is hermaphrodite an acceptable answer?

"Tuesdays with Morrie"

Bad case of constipation/stomach cramps one morning. Go to the nurse a short time late and find out its not constipation/stomach cramps but a gangrenous appendix.

What's funny is that the Mayans predicted that the world would be reborn in 2012, it was those silly little Christians that added the "end of the world" to it.

Some people think this recent episode isn't going to have a follow up second part and is going to be like how the Sopranos ended. They think next week will be a completely different episode.

Decided to twist it around a bit.

Original Dialogue:

Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

...54 translations later we get:

Janine Melnitz: When judges John eh, Australia, exotic, spiritual, fantastic, image Processing, communication theory, most of the race. Atorantisuburisumonsuta?

Winston Zeddemore: If you have a regular salary, but I think.

Here's a take on a famous Ghostbusters line.

Original text:

"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something that I loved from my childhood. Something that would never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay-Puft."

...54 translations later we get:

"I am very young children can be dangerous, you do not mind if I delete aerial President -."

Original text:

"The Bird of the Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame."

...54 translations later we get:

"Heroes Byrd easy steps."

Seahorse in repose.

Dividing zero by zero makes a white hole appear.

"My name is Legion: for we are many."

...54 translations later we get:

"Many steps saemipnida."

A robed figure with a brain in a jar for a head.... oh yeah he can do magic as well.

Perhaps a point/money system that involves picking up strands of DNA and using them to buy weapons and armor enhancements?

Perhaps some enemies should be more like barriers, such as blood clots, that must be rapidly shot in order to break them down before you collide with them.

Perhaps some "joke" enemies based on terms used to describe medical conditions and such. Could be mini-bosses/bosses

Charley Horse (Could resemble a horse-like cell)
Butterflies in the Stomach (Large swarm of vicious-looking butterflies)
Gamekeeper's thumb
Railway spine (Reach a tract of spinal cord that resembles railway tracts, fight a mass of cells that resemble a train)
Million-dollar wound
Mallet finger

Just a sample idea that I'm contributing for a virus design, I figure they might be more like a an obstacle-like enemy that floats towards you but is easily destroyed.

Perhaps a unique weapon could be a Prion cannon (referencing Ion cannons) that is effective against most normal (unaltered) enemy cells.

Err... I don't seem to be on the list, yet I recall having my image accepted. (The one of the smily face, their were two versions with alternate color patterns... I think second was accepted as the first was blinding.)

- Tom makes Pico 2
- Its a hit
Now what?

The worst pick up line... of all time.

"Are you an angel?"

She's a head in a jar? When did we get into Futurama?

Halo, System Shock 2, Resistance: Fall of Man, Gears of War.

Time to reenact Tankmen.

Knowing him, he would make a sign like this...

Now to use the unnecessary maze image posted before and put it to good use.