I microwaved a hot dog and hit my sleeping friend with it until he woke up.

What a pedo.

Me:
>:(
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Isn't it?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
So you don't know.
God:
Interesting deduction. I know that I do not know.
Me:
... Yeah.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
No, I can't.
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
Because I liek mudkipz.
God:
Interesting explanation. I haven't heard anything like that before: said liek mudkipz.
Me:
Do u liek mudkipz?
God:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Pedo
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
My favorite relative was Uncle Harry. Every summer we would go to visit him. One summer he ate my sister. I later found out that Uncle Harry was a bear.
God:
What makes it your favorite? That is a generalization. One what? Why?: said later found out that Uncle Harry was a bear.
Me:
:( Don't judge me.

GTFO

of my bed.

Epic.

Name it contestant # 1.

Then go get contestant #2

You really thought this out, didn't you?

TL;DR

I thought all the new consoles were next gen.

Rez.

So trippy.

Damm spahz sappin mah sentray.

Guess.

Paranoia Agent

Its a vehicle.

fact.

Don't be a hater, dog.

I lol'd hard.

Kill yourself.

At 4/29/08 09:47 PM, Brick-top wrote:

At 4/29/08 09:45 PM, NavXIII wrote: They should try that on Mythbusters.

YEAH WOOOO!

GO FOR IT JAMIE!

At 4/29/08 09:57 PM, TheLobsterman wrote: the progressive era?

NO, the AGE OF MAN.

2012 dog. 2012

They should try that on Mythbusters.

Paranoia Agent.

I wish I had seen it firsthand.

AGNRY FAISH

For the industry, I mean. If you look at the pros, they make games last longer if you're trying to get a certain achievement (or achievements). On the cons, there are achievement whores that get 1100 points from that Avatar game and act superior because they have more achievements than you. Discuss.

Modern Feminists just can't get boyfriends, so they bitch about it by saying men are monsters.

Thats actually a really good idea.

At 4/26/08 10:29 PM, BlackZodiac wrote: so stop acting like it is!

But it issssssssss

At 4/26/08 10:22 PM, KeeperofCommonSense wrote: what time is curfew?

Your username is ironic.

At 4/26/08 10:18 PM, GreenKandy wrote: To protect and serve = To harass and bother.

You didn't read the entire post, did you?

I'm scared to look.

Guys, Crysis is never going to be ported to a console. There are so many buttons used on the PC version that a controller would have to literally be covered in buttons to work properly.

Actually, both are guaranteed. Gears of War 2 has already been announced, and Bungie isn't ready to move away from their cash cow, so they're going make a prequel.