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Rules don't promote this, but if I say just this, then I might get banned for trying to be Mod-like. I agree. Let's attack!

Its Cenotaur. If a woman went out with a cenotaur, would it be beastiality?

Whichever you don't suck at.

First off, just because your short does not mean you can't fight. I know a few short people who can kick the shit out of me. Secondly, girls like lovers, not fighters. And last, if your still in middle school, why are you complaining, you haven't even grown that much yet.

At 2/7/09 02:32 PM, Inquizitor wrote: I had a dream once that my computer became sentient and kept telling me that I fail at life.

Wow, that sucks. And aren't you usually most vunderable in dreams?

I had a "nightmare" where I went onto 4chan and talked about something and then someone or something warned me about a virus that would appear with the words ToonBoom Animate in the upper left hand corner of the screen (I just downloaded ToonBoom Animate [animation program] recently from the official site and I recently visited 4chan for the first time), and then I did something with opening a program or something (you know how dreams are, you know you did something but you can't remember), and then my internet screen minimized a bit and I saw the ToonBoom Animate words in the upper left hand corner, and I was kinda scared and like "Oh shit". The computer screen kept flashing porn pics from 4chan, and then the computer crashed. It was bad. It's not my computer anyways, its my dads.

I know that was pretty retarted, but anyone else have weird dreams about their computers and something happening? Usually a virus destroys your computer?

I want to delete my account because I've been banned from the audio portal, and since I can't submit because of that mistake I made making my first song, my only solution is to make another account. So to sum it up:

-I'm making a new account, but want to know if I can bring along all my xp and stats with me, or is that not possible in this situation?

Thanks all for the help.

If I were to make a new account, I wouldn't be able to transfer the account xp and stats though, right?

But then I can't use my email for another account then, right? Well that really takes away a lot.

Bummer. Okay, thanks.

How can I delete this NG account? I searched in my account options, but I did not manage to find anything for that. Thanks,

Until you can draw well on a paper, at least with pencil, the tablet is not the way to go. If someone can tell you to draw something, and you can roughly draw what they tell you, then your ready.

At 2/6/09 11:41 PM, Brick-top wrote: I was thinking about mentality of the 'regular' NG user and it got me thinking.

Does the general attitude of the BBS influence mental heath disorders?

NG influences NOTHING, other than to be an animator, artist, audiophile, or spammer. Your metailty about this is not only insignificant, but it is wrong. Supremely wrong.

At 2/6/09 09:54 PM, fruitypeebils wrote: Well, here's an internet ad I found like 20 minutes ago on a list site.

and i'm a mccain supporter

What does that have to do with this thread about failing ads?

It sounds like she doesn't like you.

This is her in her head:
(Uh, this guy is creepy and/or stupid and/or ugly and/or I don't like him. Get away from me. I'm just responding with quick answers so he leaves already.)

Wouldn't you?

Who gets anything at McDonalds?

I got one from starbucks, and it was too freakin' sweet. Java something. I like my coffee hot.

If you like making animations, graphic design. If you like drawing, an art program. If you like making games, something with programming. If you like making songs, something to do with sound, like sound engineering. If you like spamming, go into a political field. If you don't like any of these, you aren't a good contributer to newgrounds.

This is a very sad day for you. There is no need to post this here, where no one cares. Maybe if you were at the UK meetup, then you would matter a bit more.

At 2/6/09 08:58 PM, Malachy wrote: read the comics. they're even better than the picture.

Oh my gosh! The comics are pure sick! The Ninja Doctor it is! he is the best!

I like to stare up at the sky at night, when it's orange to red. It looks like an apocalypse. It's wicked sweet. And then at night to, I like to stare up and think about how we can hardly see stars anymore, because a long time ago a lot of stars could be seen. You'll realize it if you do it too.

PorNoGraphics? Dunno.

Don't do it, you'll ruin our life and regret it forever.

Pshhh, putting that made me laugh.

Try it.

I laugh that you even thought of putting the second choice.

Try talking to her. If you hardly know her or talk to her, there's a very slim chance that you will be able to make a fast move without freaking her (out). If you do know her, just progress.

Have a foursome. There's your answer.

Make sure to take pictures.

As said in first response to this thread, "We don't like being called old."

I'm not even gonna dare click on that link, because I have a feeling it leads to porn.

And I am pretty sure older girls try do not try to get into a bar by looking OLDER. Thats just stupid.
And girls don't wear make-up and jewelry to look older stupid, they wear it to look prettier. Ever seen Oprah without makeup and jewelry? Me neither, but I've been told she looks like a monster.

Make up just makes girls look prettier.

The Spear of Destiny... don't people just love to make up things.

No. Nothing is true. Forget everything you were taught, you are being brainwashed. Forget it all. You are already being sucked into a vortex as it is with this Christian crap.

I don't call them parcels, but I've never ordered, although yes, it's so cool to open it.

See, your just blowing it out of proportion. Younger women do not try to look older, wherever you heard that from is silly, and your gullible. Unless they are in a play or are some kind of freaks. Older women try to look younger, because no one likes wrinkles.