At 4/6/09 08:59 PM, NoobKillsNoobs wrote: This kid in my neighborhood toilet papered a tree in front of my house, and I know where he lives.

In my inventory I have spray paint, a package of floss, duck tape, toilet paper, a 450fps pistol, balony, and their house phone number. Start brainstorming.

What should I do to get them back? I was thinking about putting balony on their car or driveway, so when it gets hot at night, the balcony sticks to their car and rips of the paint or discolors their driveway.

Or I could put their home phone number on 4chan or 7chan. (BTW does anyone know any good invasion/raid boards?)

Or get floss and put it outside their front door to trip him when he walks out.

Please help me Newgrounds!

Sneak into the house as quietly as you can. Kill the parents and quickly remove their heads and each of their limbs. Now, using the duck tape, reattach them in new and inventive ways, eg : Swap her head for his arm etc.
Then, construct a system of ropes and pulleys that will allow you to manipulate their mangled remains. Find a CD player and turn the volume to maximum. Play Van Halen's "Jump", and when the kid awakens to see what's going on, use the ropes to make the twisted mockery of his parents contort and flail in mid air. As a final touch, I recommend you brutally mutilate his face with a straight razor.
Of course, you'll get the chair for all this, but vengeance will be yours.

I mean, seriously, compare the two.

Hah, Thanks, good point.
Thanks for making the effort to actually photoshop it, I see what you mean.
Regarding the other stuff people are saying, It's been a while since I made a comic so, yeah, looking at it the mechanics are definitely off.
Thanks to everyone for all the input, it really helps.

funny stuff! could this be a series for you?

Thanks! I'm considering doing more around the same theme. I'll post them here if I do.

Hi, just thought I'd share this comic.

Hi Res
Finaly done:

At 2/20/08 12:36 PM, MindChamber wrote: ya how about an interesting background?

Excellent suggestion.

I think I'm pretty close to submiting it now. Any sugestions/critiques before I do ?

At 2/19/08 05:43 PM, SWiTCH wrote:
It's looks pretty sweet... a nazi assassin babe.

Damit, I knew it would end up nazi-like. Everything always does.

Thanks for the tips, now that you mention it, it makes a lot of sense.

I added some more stuff in and fixed a few parts. Critiques are really welcome.

Another WIP.
I added some more stuff in and changed a few areas. Any Suggestions ?

Here's my WIP. I still have to add in a bunch of stuff (shadows on the ground, dead bodies and such) but I think it's coming along nicely.

Goatse, tubgirl, and lemon-party are the unholy triumvirate of ultimate horror. They, together, are the blackest of black travesties and foulest of all that resides on the intertubes.
2 girls 1 cup adds the horrific new dimension of video, elevating the merely grotesque to the level of mind - searing horror.
Lars Ulrich was right. The internet must be destroyed.

The best thing to replace your 360 with is a PS3.

THEN YOU WIN!!

There is only fail here.

My penis is four foot long.
I have to go to the hospital when I get an erection.

Ecclesiarchal
It rolls off the tongue like a fucking train-wreck.

Thankfully, my PC laughs in the face of Crysis. I Don't have a PS 3, but if I had to pick a console
(Or tard-box as I like to call them) that would probably be it. The 360 wouldn't have a hope at crysis. It'd probably have to stripped down for the PS 3.

I believe I have the solution to your problem.
Legend speaks of man, who's grotesque distended anus could swallow whole a human head.
Goatse be he. You must go, now, and seek him out.
The quest will be perilous - you must defeat several monstrosities on your way - such as Tubgirl and Lemon party. And yes, even the dreaded 2 girls 1 cup.
But if you stay true to the degenerate abhuman within, you will find the ultra-hole you seek.

This is funny shit:
Halo 3 review

Thanks to everyone for all the advice I got for this. I made a good few changes and hopefully she looks more feminine now. What do you think ?

Thanks for all the advice, I'll hopefully be able to make it look less like a man-breast :)

Okay, How is it now ?

Okay, Jill Valentine from Marvel versus Capcom 2 ( Best fucking game ever for sprites:).
Any Suggestions ?

Okay, what do you people think ?

Hayato from Mavel vs Capcom 2.

Yes. This is just the begining. Soon my legions of crows shall rise up and destroy human civilisation, and I, Corax, shall rule over all !!

Okay. what do you think ? Sector from MK.

Sector is the best souless robot ninja ever, and that's saying a lot.
For those of you who don't know, he's from Mortal Kombat 3.

Shit, sorry about that.

Dr. Pepper tastes like cancer and pepsi is for communists.

At 4/14/07 10:24 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: THIS IS JACK!

You knew it was comming

Somethings are just inevitable :)