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we need to actually invest in education and parenting so that gen z actually has a chance to grow up to be capable warriors able to defend Murka

Maybe you shouldn't be jacking off to weird cartoon porn in the first place, huh?

At 11/28/14 09:39 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Welcome to hell.

Please enjoy your stay.

This forums is actually quite peaceful compared to most others.

Oh yeah! Don't use the N word

At 11/28/14 10:43 AM, Cronizone wrote:

At 11/28/14 06:59 AM, Dinacian wrote:

1. Don't shitpost (post shit that doesn't matter, just to be funny)
2. Don't be an asshole a lot (I'm a hypocrite but it's out of love)
3. Make sure you are useful. (Have a place on Newgrounds, be a writer... animator... etc)
4. Have fun on the website. (I know I said 3 but this was necessary)

I am criminal scum and I haven't been made to pay a fine or go to jail ore ven resist artest.

At 11/28/14 02:29 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote: Not always locked topics, the topic may or may not be locked, but there will always be those classic threads made by classic people.

There's been lots of big events to happen here just on these forums alone. Speaking from just a few years of experience

6 years isn't a few.

gief pl0x

jack off and get high ... wait no, get high first then jack off, then play super mario 64

I wake up at 5~8 P.M.
I sleep at 5~11 AM

Streets of Rage 2 up in this bitch

At 11/26/14 11:01 AM, CrusaderTM wrote: Mega Man 2

I love you

goddamnit i dont even have any $ AT ALL
wait scratch that I got 0.02$ on steam. I've been trying to sell items but made jack shit

then again i got 200 games and only play like 5 of em so whatever

At 11/27/14 09:50 AM, argile wrote:

At 11/27/14 06:31 AM, MrApophis wrote: get a buddy to co-op with you, via like evolve client + emulators.

Is it better than the Kaillera client?

IDK but my buddy got me on evolve and it allows us to co-op any oldschool game lol

and yeah, SOR had an excellent OST, 3 I didn't like as much though. 2 is the best

get a buddy to co-op with you, via like evolve client + emulators.

At 11/25/14 11:08 AM, glazov123 wrote: *sigh*

Time to get ridiculous

...

ok so umm youre like the columbine killers but brony. Double negative buddy.

All the kids in school
always bullied me, made my life hell
I hated school so much.

I met my best friend
we became an inseparable duo of destruction
Of Littleton, we would smutch.

We spent the late 90s
Working at a shitty overpriced pizza shop
REB would narrowly avoid cops.

The end of the century,
and we had saved up enough cash.
Time to kick some ass!

Armed with some lethal weapons
And fueled with anger, hate and wrath
Set up us the bomb.

.... .... ....

Our plan had silently failed.
We reached the point of no return.
We left many bodies pale.

Nearly an hour had passed.
We had massacred a dozen random fuckers.
I waited for my friend..

and we were all dead.

there's a haiku for you

By Azura, by azura, by auura~~~~!!!!1

At 11/25/14 10:08 AM, kazumazkan wrote:

At 11/25/14 06:14 AM, MrApophis wrote: Get high, run around town with guns and pee on people and dismember them then press K to suicide

just be sure to wear a police uniform.

what about the gimp suit

Get high, run around town with guns and pee on people and dismember them then press K to suicide

What's weird is that the cops in my area are actually pretty cool and non-violent, yet most of the people in the four corners are a bunch of rugged redneck retards. A while back in june, I was firing this hurricane pellet pistol that my dad bought in England in the 90s, then the cops at the side-gate. He explains how the neighbors snitched on me. He saw that I had a cardboard box with a backdrop and he told me how he was ticked off that they wasted his time.

Guess what, the neighbors were stupid christian shitbags. The mother of that retard family was some blonde degenerate cunt who used to live in the suburbs and think the world revolves around her. I hope that fucker gets drunk, drives out to the colorado rockies and falls off a cliff fuck her

When the cop saw me with that giant pistol thing all he said was "Hey, can you put that gun down for a minute?" he didn't shoot me. I guess that soccermom had 5% of a reason to snitch, since the gun thing when fired, went at like 80 decibles.

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At 11/23/14 09:44 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 11/23/14 09:40 PM, SCTE3 wrote: You sleep well.

No more penis.

You get High

umm

At 11/23/14 09:36 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 11/23/14 08:55 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 11/23/14 08:50 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:

Yugoslavian Piano Craftsmanship

Hamburger Eating Contest

you get AIDS

By participating on the internet, you're diving into sewer sludge with the goal of tracking down lost treasure, hidden carefully under tons of shit-sludge. The only way to avoid getting covered in shit is by being a lurker and looking at the shit-river from safe ground.

Most people are snobby 'intelligent' shitbags online because they know if they said that shit to people in real life, they'll get their fucking jaw smacked broke.

As for trolls, they're usually depressed and had shitty lives and only by trolling and pranking do they feel happy or alive at all. Take it from me, I've been an agent of the lulz since 2004. Ever since I aged past 13 though, I relinquished my savagery.

At 11/23/14 10:50 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 11/23/14 10:49 AM, Scarface wrote: Online, they can do whatever they want without consequences.

Until the cyber-police come knocking on their doors!

Or they piss off some computer nerd and get hacked.

At 11/23/14 12:48 PM, K1LL80Y wrote: Just don't be stupid and everything will be alright.

Not saying your stupid.

My advice to everyone is, don't post anything on the internet until you're about 15 or so. Even then you could still be pretty dumb. I'm practically in my 20s and I'm still a halfass stoned slacker. Well go ahead and play online games, but if you're a kid you should avoid leaving any permanent data around.

The best way to stop most cyberdouchebags is by blocking them. Sometimes you'll deal with kids who become so savage that they become a special type of troll. They're the type to make fun of, stalk and constantly harass people with cancer or disabilities, or who's loved ones died. I used to deal with this creepy nerd from australia who used to stalk me from 2007~2011. Thankfully that idiot never covered his tracks, so I got his dox and collected evidence of his stalking and trolling against me. I told him if he kept that shit up that I'd seek legal action against him. Never heard anything after that lol

PJ Seung Hui
PJ harvey + Cho Seung hui

At 11/22/14 09:53 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 11/22/14 09:50 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 11/22/14 09:48 PM, MrApophis wrote: I think the american was just trying to fit in

Just an average day in an Americans' life.

We're a lot like ancient rome. We've got lots of the gays, we're the strongest nation standing, few can be compared to our technological advancement, and we love murder and killing.

havent there been like over 100 school shootings since sandy hook (December 14th, 2012)

anyone remember pong

oh wait none of us are irl oldfags

The Emerald Coast or the pacific coast during the summer.