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At 12/22/14 03:13 PM, Pixelwiz wrote: The future is fucked.

That made me lol but can anyone provide some current data?

It always shocks me to realize how fast time is flying and how long I've survived a rough life.
I'm no longer 8 years old, now I'm in my 20s.
The last time I lived outside of this desert wasteland hellhole was 10 years ago.
The youtube golden age of 2007 with all those memes, chocolate rain, leave britney alone, etc.. 7 years ago.
It's been almost 5 years since I had to move back up to this redneck shithole.
My brother is married now.

It's already the mid 2010s..

i found my friends photobucket so i made this

you're gonna die once sephiroth summons supernova

At 12/22/14 03:13 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 12/22/14 01:42 PM, NeonSpider wrote: People we thought just stopped posting who died

If i stop posting for more than 1 and a half days without giving a warning then it's safe to assume i'm dead.

Ironic that my account is 5 years old and I never started posting at all until late 2014.

The hookshot from zelda, or the golen gauntlets from OOT

he aint no aaron alexis, thats for sure

At 12/20/14 08:51 AM, MrPercie wrote:

At 12/19/14 09:20 AM, wildfire4461 wrote: This makes me happy:
http://www.kltv.com/story/27644684/one-shot-killed-during-alleged-break-in-in-southeast-charlotte?clienttype=generic

What about the pennsylvanian shooter? 6 shot dead, thats not particularly good.

I haven't heard of said case. Can you link me to some articles?

At 12/21/14 05:44 PM, Lich wrote: They're shit, don't bother.

this, a waste of $

a few years back when I hate 18 I bought a wonder wave pussy variant, the internal texture is boring, ike you're fucking an octopus' arms, with only 1/10th as much enjoyment. The only fleshlight textures that would even be decent and worth the $ are the weird alien 1 and multi-stage shit

rant summed up;
#1. There's a huge stigma against it, and men in general in man-hating america
#2. It's loud
#3. You have to sink it in hot water, and that water quickly falls to un-usuable temperatures.
#4. the only way not to screw up the texture is to use that pussy lube shit they sell or other variants and its expensive and scammy
#5. you have to put a shitload of the renewing powder in at the end of use
#6. you could easily get the fake pussy infected with lots of bacteria adn give u dick cancer

being an adult sucks

yeah i used to bully two fags who dressed in dark clothes all the time but then they got revenge against the school

i still havent learned my lesson, i bully people to this day

At 12/19/14 11:52 PM, cga-999 wrote:

At 12/19/14 11:50 PM, MrApophis wrote:

At 12/19/14 11:25 PM, cga-999 wrote: Ah, teh nineties. I remember dat time.

no you dont come on

pic related - REAL 90s kids

I am a real 90s kid.

are you in your mid 20s to mid 30s

At 12/19/14 11:25 PM, cga-999 wrote: Ah, teh nineties. I remember dat time.

no you dont come on

pic related - REAL 90s kids

The only good adam sandler movies were anger management and little nicky. He should've killed himself after 2003 though

At 12/17/14 09:30 PM, YenMuffin wrote: The shows on Cartoon Network don't suck. The problem with CN is that they have a shit motto and a fraction of the shows that they used to.
On top of that, shows are now 11 minutes vs. the old half hours so everything takes half as long to complete.

Thank god they stopped airing Johnny Test though.

why the fuck do they allow people to have signatures with cartoon pony characters with jizz on their face but the dicks replaced with photoshopped subway sandwiches

mary jane is all I need

someone make jeff weise's school and release it march 21st 2015 on the 10th anniversary

whats up with minnesota and murder
first there was that weise kid 10 years ago
then that retard kid this year who tried to copycat columbine
then this guy LOL

I may hate the southwest but at least i dont gotta worry about getting shot .. OK, we got our problems here but I dont live in the denver area so I'm safe LOL

yet again americans are pussy bitches who cave in to terrorists
I fucking wanna watch this goddamn movie, just nuke us already gookers, nuke the pussies then we can go to war with you and exterminate ya

hundreds of kids get massacred in russia and pakistan and it's all.. just part of the 'plan'

but 3 kids get killed in Ohio and Everyone LOSES their minds!!

(and when sandy hook happened, everyone went apeshit for a month)

At 12/16/14 10:27 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

At 12/16/14 04:26 PM, MrApophis wrote: final fantasy 13

Final fantasy 13 was horrible.

You should check out spoonyone's FF rants

I'm praying that the NK gooks attack the US, I want an invasion to be justified. Free korea plz

At 12/16/14 09:59 PM, FRAYDO wrote: is returning to the present with my time machine an option here? i would not only stop the two from suicide, but i would also bring the two back with me as i come back

no idea what could happen from there, though it could be interesting perhaps

I'd force them to create their own talk show LOL

Hatred isn't super duper evil or anything. It's just boring. Postal 2 made it on steam (and it should) and postal 2 is a lot more offensive than Hatred. If depression quest can get on steam, why can't Hatred, when Hatred gets a shitload of upvotes? Valve is run by pussies and anyone who legit gets offended by hatred would probably spontaniously combust if they saw ED's offended article.

I think it's a good thing though, my buddies at DC shouldn't let the moneygrubbers at valve get any $ out of their game.

At 12/16/14 06:10 PM, GrizzlyOne wrote:

At 12/16/14 05:07 PM, MrApophis wrote: Stalin killed more, and commie bullshit spread through the majority of mainland europe, and germany got split into 2 for generations, and now modern germany is all uber-left and they ban swasikas and they have public nudity and other weird shit

if hitler was the bad guy, he's like zant to ganon

leftism isnt bad, rightism is just corporations ruling everything under a false morality lol

everybody should have their place in the government, the government should be held in high priority as one of the most important things in our lives but at the same time keep it from getting too corrupt or if possible, not corrupt at all

left & right wing isn't bad until you move too far from the center. Authoritarianism is the real evil once it gets too powerful. Centrism is legit. Communism doesn't fucking work. That being said, the hyper-capitalistic authoritarian bullshit in america nowadays is eroding the empire. Moderate, regulated capitalism; putting a chain on the raging bull and keeping it under control as much as possible is the best system out there for this world.

Hitler went a little too crazy, but if the germans smoked weed or something and weren't as extremist, and if there was a good way to ally with the US, UK etc, to fight against the russian commie rats, I'd legit join the reich.

Stalin killed more, and commie bullshit spread through the majority of mainland europe, and germany got split into 2 for generations, and now modern germany is all uber-left and they ban swasikas and they have public nudity and other weird shit

if hitler was the bad guy, he's like zant to ganon

final fantasy 13

I went back in time and voted for hitler!

also he re-built germany and made el germeny a threat worth fearin' and he helped against those commie rats. He was also a vegeterian, lead the first anti smoking campaigns, hated animal abuse, hired gay and handicapped officers, and was a pretty cool guy who wasnt afraid of anything

Here's my cat Piggy. He died in 2011, but it was awesome growing up with him. He always guarded me and followed me around, and whenever the cat crashed out at the head or end of the bed, I never had nightmares.

When my shithead dad ruined my life by moving me to the four corners where everyone is a redneck degenerate scumbag with double digit IQ, I had no friends and a sea of enemies. My only real ally was this cat. Yet without my mom around, my dad forced Piggy to be an outside cat, and he became brutally damaged; 32 scars when my mom moved out west and forced fatass (dad) to send him to the vet.

Because of all the shit he suffered, he only lived to 10. We got him back when we moved back from England to texass. (Because of all the shit I've dealt with and being neglected any resemblance of a life, I'm probably not going to live a full life either)

I don't have many allies. My best friends always turned on me eventually. However, even 3 years onwards, I still remember this loyal, amazing pet with a heart of gold every damn day, wishing I could go back in time to when I didn't live in this town.

RIP Piggy 2001~2011

At 12/16/14 01:53 AM, Cordyceps wrote: hentai

all I remember from being a lil kid was the x-ray glasses game
non-hentai, the picos school, assassin, club seals and telletubby funland lol