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Response to: I'm worried about Ebola Posted October 11th, 2014 in General

Yo anyone want to try out my new soda? It's called Ebola-cola

Response to: Video Games That Deserve Sequels Posted October 11th, 2014 in Video Games

At 10/9/14 03:40 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: Psychonauts
At 10/5/14 05:51 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I want

Psychonauts 2

Threads of Fate 2
At 10/8/14 06:07 PM, retro-704 wrote: Why has noone said it? :(

legend of dragoon

Also Manhunt 3, Postal 4, Jet Set Radio, Bully, Just Cause 3, L.A. Noire, Stick RPG and other games i selected from all the hundreds of shortcuts on my desktop

Adam Lanza part 2 Posted October 11th, 2014 in General

This thread is a response to this topic made a month ago that got locked. So I have no choice but to post a new thread so I apologize for giving that lanza kid more attention but I found some of the things people have uncovered about him very interesting.

First off, he used to be on the forum "Shocked Beyond Belief" made by that fuck who made the columbine rpg game. It was dedicated to skool shootings and was inhabited by a lot of people (Who should've been on the NSA watchlist). Adam Lanza was one of them. He had a shitload of posts on there and revealed to the users that he had a massive mass murder scoreboard list.

After the final report was finished, they discovered a lot of secrets about the notorious and reclusive adam lanza. Here's some of them in list form.

#1. He had an unusualcollection of games for what you'd expect from him. Games like super mario, kingdom hearts. That explains it! Those games are tedious and have fluctuating and frustrating difficulty curves! They cause violence! Like that 1 time I smashed the tv with my wiimote accidentally on that one pain in the ass level in super mario galaxy 2 x.x

#2. He was homosexualand also a pedophile. *Note, I'm not against LGBT or anything, don't get me wrong, and a lot of them aren't pedos as well. Lanza is exception. So yeah he also hit on other dudes on that weird SBB forum. Wrote screenplays about a 30 year old loving a 8 year old boy. Guy had issues.

#3. His mom was a gun nut idiot, who still let her disturbed kid have gun access and raised him as a spoiled prince then wonders from beyond the grave why she got killed.

#4. He made many edits to wikipedia articleson school shootings..

#5. He was very active on Combat Armsand killed like 10,000 ppl or something.

#6. They also found his steamprofile. But the bastard set it to private so we can't write mean comments to him.

Here's his house

BTW putting black bags over your windows isn't that uncommon. I do it to keep the redneck idiot neighbors from always peeking their stupid fat fuckin heads in and looking at me all the time. And because I cant afford actual covers. hope this post was relevant and not tl;dr and the links work well without screwing up the format. Here goes

Adam Lanza part 2

Response to: Looking back at old posts. Posted October 11th, 2014 in General

At 10/9/14 06:37 PM, darkjam wrote: You ever look back at your posts and cringe at how bad they are?

Nah cuz I never even went on these fuckin forums for like 5 years

Response to: MapleStory Crew Posted October 7th, 2014 in Clubs & Crews

At 8/4/14 08:05 PM, CM wrote: Currently redownloading.

Curious to see how much the game has changed.

Yea I havent played that game since like 2007. Whats it like nowadays? oldschool MS took like 5 weeks to level up because each mob gave like 0.002 xp / kill. only way to get anywhere was through PQs and a guild. Socially though that game kicked ass back in the day.. Raise the leveling rate by 20x though

Response to: Best shotguns in games Posted October 7th, 2014 in Video Games

At 10/5/14 04:18 AM, TheMajormel wrote: Doom 2's super shotgun

Beat me to it.

Response to: Got any Cow Puns/ jokes? Posted October 7th, 2014 in General

What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans can't milk a cow for 13 fucking years

Response to: How did you find Newgrounds? Posted October 5th, 2014 in General

Pico's School back in 1999 after incident 'C' I was like 5 or something back in the UK, my older bro aged 13 showed me NG and I had it burned permanently into my memory. I'd spend a lot of my childhood hanging out with my older bro as he stumbled the internet went to the mall etc. Then 10 years after picos sk00l I made this account.

Response to: Tom, appeal to hentai artists Posted October 5th, 2014 in General

The Adults Only NG offshoot shalth be called Jizzgrounds

Response to: #GamerGate Posted September 26th, 2014 in Video Games

Zoe Quinn did WTC

Response to: Describe Yourself With A Game Title Posted September 26th, 2014 in Video Games

Manhunt (no homo)

Response to: your faviorite PC game Posted September 26th, 2014 in Video Games

Black & White 2, or maplestory on a classic private server.

Response to: Actual Hard Games for the Hardcore Posted September 26th, 2014 in Video Games

Fallout 1&2 on max difficulty. As for 3&NV, add some realism mods for food/water/sleep, as well as real injuries, and realistic bullet damage. For extra points, play the game while high, and NO quicksaving. You only get to save after sleeping to find a bed. Limited to 80 pounds of equipment. NO fast travel

Response to: Happiest Countries in the World Posted September 22nd, 2014 in General

Hmm.. Uruguay is one of the happiest countries? That makes sense. They have the best president in the world, legal weed, and a lovely environment. As for Murka, I don't get how it's one of the happiest countries. Only like 6 states total are good, and most of the southern half of the country is a shitty desert / humid dump filled with a bunch of ignorant hicks with double didget IQ's.

In the suicidally depressed inhospitable western US, where I reside, only like umm.. Colorado, Washington, and Oregon are passable states. New mexico is filled with a bunch of redneck retards working tha oail feeilds, or doing multitudinous amounts of Crystal Meth, tobacco, or shitty laced weed they got from the cartels.

I don't get how mexico is happy too. mexico to the amazon has extreme amounts of crime. You got those fucking cartels too. But to be honest, like 30% of mexicans have it right. Strong, supportive accepting families, badass food (even if their water isn't safe for consumption).. but the rest were shitbags back when I was living near mexico..

Scandinavia and much of europe are the best countries, easily outranking 'murka at like everything good. But those places are so fuckin gloomy and cold. Ship some of the europeans to take over some Micronesian countries and I'm sure the new tropical countries would rank #1..

Response to: What Schools Have You Attended? Posted September 20th, 2014 in General

K~6 Sandy Hook
7~8 Roswell Middle School
9~12 Columbine High
College - Virginia Tech

I also used to work at a mcdonalds in texas

Response to: ill draw your profile pic like mine Posted September 20th, 2014 in General

draw ME bro

Response to: Florida Grandpa Kills His Family Posted September 19th, 2014 in General

Congress = Innocent civlilians? Hahahahahaha ..h.. *cough*

Response to: What does your forum user pic mean? Posted September 19th, 2014 in General

I am Rodney Alcala. HAHAHAHAHA

Response to: Florida Grandpa Kills His Family Posted September 19th, 2014 in General

At 9/19/14 03:38 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Look at it this way, you're old and knocking on death's door. you're dead soon no matter what you do, why shouldn't you kill a few people you hate? If I stay alive that long, I'm sure I'll have a list of names by then.

That reminds me.. Back in middle school back in 2006 or so, I remember having this long discussion with some skater kids about what we'd do if we were old people anyways. One of them suggested that they would blow themselves up after entering congress.. Now if this old guy woulda followed that he'd be a hero, not a zero. Take a hint all of the psychos out there

Response to: How much do you eat? Posted September 19th, 2014 in General

I used to be annorexic up until 2010 when I started getting high all the time..
Then around 2013 I stopped and dropped 10 pounds, and another 10 when I stopped drinking soda.

Now, I barely eat anything because my parents let my bro back in (he's 28) and yet this time with his piggy wife. She once ate like 4 bars of butter in a day. Dumb cunt

Response to: post your original funy jokes Posted September 19th, 2014 in General

At 9/17/14 11:28 PM, bigsteve01 wrote: how many college/university students does it take to change a light bulb?

You've had an acc for like 7 years and this is your first post?!

Response to: post your original funy jokes Posted September 17th, 2014 in General

This joke is like a rapist. It's going to score whether you like it or not.

Response to: Newgrounds overun by hentai/porn Posted September 16th, 2014 in General

Growing up with this site I noticed a lot of hentai in the Iron age of the internets (2000~2006) was kinda primitive in a sense, plain hair colors, looked like 80s stuff LOL etc.. then a bunch of weirder.. yeah, much weirder than normal hentai, weird, the neo-weird stuff started popping up everywhere. No longer was a lot of it just human chicks, but extended into all sorts of aliens, anthromorphic animals, objects, etc, and then that became worse; dicks everywhere, mutations, wtf.

I do not know what sort of stuff the next generation will find online, but they're gonna need some psychological assistance should they discover it..

Response to: post your original funy jokes Posted September 16th, 2014 in General

Whats the best thing about an ethiopian girl? You knowshe'll swallow.

Response to: First flash animation you saw... Posted September 16th, 2014 in General

Pico's School!HAHAHAHAHAA
Either that one or the tellytubby thing, my older bro used to spend a lot of time on either NG or neopets x.x

Response to: American Spirit cigarettes Posted September 16th, 2014 in General

It's gay to smoke.

Response to: Doom 1 And 2 Posted September 14th, 2014 in Video Games

At 9/13/14 10:50 PM, Tybia99 wrote: Just played doom 1 with the brutal doom mod. Very cool effects.

The music for brutal doom is too aggressive and extreme, that it loses much of the original feel.

Response to: Doom 1 And 2 Posted September 13th, 2014 in Video Games

I've been playing the shit out of it this year. Played through some friends WADs and decided to try to study to create my own worlds. A game from like 20 years ago is much more fun than most of the shit coming out today.

Response to: Air Force Demands Atheist Must... Posted September 13th, 2014 in General

All of this wouldn't have happened if jeb bush didnt fuck up the votes back in 2000 and we didn't get stuck with the hick retard daddy's boy that destroyed this country.

Response to: Favorite quote thread Posted September 13th, 2014 in General

Man is omnipotent; nothing is impossible for him. What seemed like unthinkable undertakings yesterday are history today. The conquest of the moon for example: who talks about it anymore? Today we are already on the threshold of conquering our galaxy, and in a not too distant tomorrow, we'll be considering the conquest of the universe, and yet man seems to ignore the fact that on this very planet there are still people living in the stone age and practicing cannibalism.