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Anything over 10 is very unhealthy. However, teenagers need a lot more sleep than adults.
6 hours of sleep is the natural way from what I've heard.

At 11/9/14 06:00 AM, killer32 wrote: You what I think is going to happen one day? we are all going to get banned. This is forum games bullshit is a trap and we all have fallen for it, and one day mods are going to wake up from their long sleep and ban are asses.

Yeah, but this thread actually has potential for some great discussion and content, as you can see from the people who actually try.

"What if Winston Churchill had carried out Operation: Unthinkable and the US/UK went to war with the USSR immediately after Germany's surrender in WWII?"
Then we'd be stuck in a long-ass war like the shit dubya forced us into. Both countries would see massive casualties if each country was directly invaded. Even then, it would be somewhat impossible to conquer them due to the terrain, distance, population, and sheer size. So I assume there's a great potential that other countries would group into allies vs axis as the US & USSR duke it out. There'd probably be a lot of nuclear devastation as well. Though, immediate WW3 with no time to repair would be pretty difficult.

Here's my question. What if the 2 goons who did Columbine were able to make bombs correctly, and their propane tanks in the cafe actually detonated properly, and killed 400~500 people alone? Please describe the aftermath not only locally, but nation-wide and even globally, if you can. What would schools be like after a smaller-scale 9/11? IRL only 15 people died and it was still a massive shock to the nation, with permanent effects and consequences.

Damn I guess i cant be a vet since I procrastinated until the end of the 2000s to make this acc

so I guess I'm a midfag and I can assemble two pieces of the triforce, definitely enough to take down ganon but not be granted wishes

At 10/31/14 09:19 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 10/31/14 09:13 AM, ZJ wrote: felt just felt kinda "meh"
it all felt kinda rushed

No offense, but have you like not been watching it for the last, I dunno, 6-7 years or so? Cuz that applies to nearly every episode since about then. I was really surprised to get any amusement whatsoever with this one and the Wacky Races one cuz before that, I hadn't even been cracking a smile.

Yeah southpark went to hell. I thought season 13 was still somewhat alright, even 14! But like 2011 and onwards is complete trash. You get some good moments, but it's like trying to eat KFC without encountering bone or veins. Unless you know exactly where to pick, you're screwed.

The episode wasn't nearly as obnoxious and lame as a lot of the ones were (I'm thinking of that one scene/emo one a while back with edgar allen poe?). I thought world war zimmerman was somewhat alright, even the transgender one was pretty lulzy for like 5 minutes until their sub-plot kicked in.

I just think they should've taken a few years off after 12 or 13, then recharged their lulz. Maybe they're just growing old and getting tired of it all..

Still, south park was my favorite show. I loved growing up as a lil kid watching the original show even though it pissed my parents off having my older bro sit us through the episodes

At 11/2/14 11:18 PM, SCTE3 wrote: I would try to talk to them or contact any nearby by admins / staff on the game server and let them know about the user. Whether for attention or not, suicide is nothing to take lightly usually.

Great post, I'm not surprised from you.

Idk if I found a internet user talking about their depression or talking about suicide, I'd try to befriend them and help them get out of that pit of darkness; I've been through that hell countless times in my life, and I've discovered techniques you can use to snap out of it.

I remember back in 2011 walking around with this shirt that had the symbols for the 2 main political parties in the US and below it had 'none of the above' and pissed off everyone in the town. Well they're 80% republican anyways so they can kiss my ass, hate them rednecks. 50/50 is for me.

I got 2 genital stories. Time for some dick in your ear.

#1. When I was 13 I started getting these bumps.. somewhat pimply in a sense. I would always pop them and a slight amount of the white-yellow paste that comes out of pimples would go out. So, I took a knife and made an incision in the biggest dick-imple I had, and i shriekd with a lil bit o pain. Some moderate amount of blood came out, luckily I missed a vein by a quarter-inch. So I carefully cut all around the dick-imple until I finally cut out the root. I thankfully didnt have to rip it out, but there was still a lot of blood. I .. ate my extracted dick pimple and it only tasted like chicken noodle soup and blood for some reason x.x

#2. A few months ago I started masturbating furiously to deal with stress and depression, since I stopped tokin' up. Anyways out of nowhere this weird popping feel happened then I noticed that I got my dick-veins all tied up. There was a dick-knot that wouldn't go away. Anyways I stopped jacking off or doing anything this week, I've only had like 2,000 calories worth of food this month because of this bad sickness i got. but.. the dick-knot catastrophy is over!

Didn't the first Dread Pirate Roberts get v& because he tried to order a hit on some user who pissed him off, then let his guard down made a dumbass move and got backtraced after a user promised like $60,000? I might be wrong but I think I read about it a few years back?

I recommend trimming all of them down with some scissors. Make sure they're like 1/3rd an inch tall, then if you're an adult you'll be having belly hair and side-pubes that aren't on your badge. You'll have to shave your love-eggs and your gooch and ass all the time, it sucks. I remember the first time I got pubes at age 11 and I waited a bit and in a month I had a full badge! I shaved it with an electric razor and put it in a bag and sold it to some dumb kid. then he killed my parents and fed them to me o.o

At 11/7/14 03:59 AM, Zerodecoole wrote: I will always be 13 at heart.

I wish I could say the same. I lost the troll-charm and resistance to depression I had at that age.

At 10/15/14 12:59 PM, Cordyceps wrote: Gladly the worst of my early days in shitposting took place on other forums. When I visit them now I pretend it never happened.

Yeah, I kept shitposting up till age 16, then I went silent for 3 years till I decided to get out of my depression enough to try to interact with the world again. Thankfully, all my shit's tied to a game, and that game's filled with nothing but degenerate troll filth. If you find the game I'm talking about (it's 10 years old this year) then you win an imaginary gold medal!

At 10/15/14 01:23 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I miss the old days in 2009 when the only jokes on NG i could come up with had everything to do with sex and orgies. I just pretend it never happened.

Isn't your acc from 2014?

At 10/15/14 09:02 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: I was not on NG at thirteen. Most of my starting posts were okay.

I procrastinated with making this acc till I was in the last months of age 13 lol. Even then, I was barely ever on until 2014 when I started posting. I still haven't grown up that much.

At 10/15/14 09:57 PM, Kwing wrote: Doesn't matter, had 2003 account.

Yeah, don't have yours deleted buddy. You'll regret your decision!

At 10/15/14 10:55 AM, NGComicd wrote: I will make sure to bump this thread in 2016, and write about how stupid my old posts were.

http://www.futureme.org/

3.
Worked at McDonalds at age 15 lol. Hell but I made out with a thousand bucks by the time I put out my 2 week notice and bailed. Second was at a safeway, wasn't too bad but got laid off after a few months. Last one was helping out one of only 2 local computer businesses in a 100 mile radius. I cleaned, learned some stuff about computer repair / maintenance, helped with customers. Sadly, like 99% of businesses in my area, the bloke had to close shop. He was lucky enough to move from the southwest to washington.

At 11/6/14 09:34 PM, Bit wrote: The ending to Toy Story 3 was meant to be symbolic of the joy of childhood coming full circle. Andy grew up with the toys and left them in the hands of another child. Repeating the process does nothing to expand the allegory.

I haven't seen those movies in years, but now you reminded me about the ending to 3. I was thinking of a sequel where andy became a parent and his kid grew up with his old toys vs the new 2010/2020s toys, but considering andy gave 'em away to that kid that sequel can't happen.

Though the ending of andy being an adult in college and giving the last physical reminders of his childhood away for free to an innocent youth.. touches my heart. Just reminds me that I'm no longer a kid, let alone a teenager. Wish I had the ocarina and the ability of majora's mask, so I could fly back to the 90s and early 2000s and re-live my life before it went to hell.

ben 10

A lot of old flashes. The only qualms I got about 'em is reminding me that the heyday of my existence was like a decade ago.. The net's not the same nowadays.

"I'm sure you'll get used to it in no time. Isn't the first day of work typically the hardest?"

Yes, exactly. The first day of anything you'll be inexperienced, anxious, nervous etc. If anyone had a shitty school life, you'll remember this. The first day you would be scared.. anxious, lost. After a few weeks, you build a slight immunity and resistance, then it becomes routine. Sadly, you don't get summer, winter and spring break off work. In the US we're stereotyped as lazy morons, but we actually work some of the most hours and get some of the fewest days off for sickness / vacation. Working in america sucks ass.

At 11/5/14 07:56 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 11/4/14 10:46 PM, MrApophis wrote: I convinced my bro to vote for Gary Johnson in 2012.

Congrats on convincing him to waste his vote. I hope idiots learn to throw away their votes more often.

I'd rather vote for someone who's policies I actually believe in, than have a herd mentality and vote for either a douche or a turd; I'd rather let what little power I do have count, than to waste the opportunity.

I guess the design is a little more unique, but I guess you got a real point. Sadly I've never visited the northeast, as I've been trapped to the Sun Belt for most of my life.

At 11/4/14 02:45 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Firefox, all the way.

Representin' since 05

At least you're working. My bro quit his first job after a day, then 3 years later in 2008, got a job carrying a sign. He finally started working at a convenience store in 2010 and is assistant manager there now.

At 11/3/14 10:40 PM, satanbrain wrote: Beat death, commit suicide.

Make sure if you use a gun to aim for the brain stem and use a large caliber, pref hollow point lol

OMG I'm having an anxiety attack

At 11/5/14 12:21 AM, Gimmick wrote: Be friends with her, but don't feel responsible for taking care of the baby since it's not yours.

And take this as a lesson to always wear a condom.

At 11/4/14 11:11 PM, FRAYDO wrote: as i live in texas, i accept all things good and bad about it ~ and i would still claim texas is best

Abilene represent; 2001~2002

At 11/4/14 05:21 PM, SithCorduroy wrote: It's a common fact that the only states worth living in are California and New York.

Everything else is redneck central. They ain't even got no famous stuff in other states.

Northern california (a bit north of the liberal stronghold that is SF) is very conservative.

Pretty much wherever you go, unless you live near a city, it's going to be mostly republican.

At 11/4/14 06:03 PM, SansNumbers wrote: Where I live fucking blows but if I can't go out of state I wouldn't mind living in Austin, though it's only gonna get more crowded

I'd rather spend 10 years in texas instead of the 10 years I spent in new mexico.

Well it may have taken 13 years, but they've finally finished this tower. I've been interested in the progress for a while now, so it's good to see they finished it. The new tower is like 1,776 ft. if I'm correct. It's no Burj Khalifa, but it's a large amount of space. I wish a lot of the rescue workers and the flight 93 heroes could've seen the new tower.

Most importantly, I wish bush would've actually paid attention to the intelligence agencies warnings about a potential attack. I also wish gore would've won instead, as he had the popular vote. Fuck jeb bush as well.

A lot of the time the politicians are garbage. However I always try to vote third party, and if there's a better option to me, I'd vote for the democrats. My family voted for obama in 2008, but I convinced my bro to vote for Gary Johnson in 2012.

Looks like she ruined her life. As long as she graduates or gets a GED, she's got a shot though.

At 11/4/14 05:53 PM, FRAYDO wrote: minnesota is not florida, so no, it is not a shit state.

Well, both states can be livable, if you live near a city. In florida, if you live near the beach, it's perfectly normal. However, inner florida where all the forests and swamps are, is filled with a lot of disease and psycho hillbillies. As long as you live near the coast it's nice. Also, the farther south you go, the less rednecks.

At 11/4/14 06:27 PM, FinaLee wrote:

At 11/4/14 05:53 PM, FRAYDO wrote:

But seriously, I think Wyoming is a more empty state than Minnesota.

Wyoming only has a population of about 60,000. It has a very high suicide rate for good reason.

At 11/4/14 06:29 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/4/14 06:27 PM, FinaLee wrote:

At 11/4/14 05:53 PM, FRAYDO wrote:

Alaska is even more empty.

The only decent jobs there are oil / fishing and maybe geology. Alaska is cold as fuck and has high crime, and the highest suicide rate.

At 11/4/14 06:30 PM, fieldertiger wrote:

At 11/4/14 05:53 PM, FRAYDO wrote:

If you were talking about the racism in Florida, then that crap about George Zimmerman was so 2013. I still have mixed opinions about going to Florida.

Like I said, stay near the beach and you'll be alright.

At 11/4/14 06:34 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/4/14 06:32 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 11/4/14 06:29 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/4/14 06:27 PM, FinaLee wrote:

At 11/4/14 05:53 PM, FRAYDO wrote:

On the plus side, the lack of light pollution makes for some very impressive night sky views.

I live in the middle of nowhere, but out here has the highest methane concentration in the world, because the only jobs are oilfields and redneck shit. If you travel 60 miles south to the canyon, you get amazing views, but I barely see any stars at night here.

Also wasn't that one newgrounds user who went postal a decade back from minnesota? Yeah, one of those reservations. I'm assuming the only good places to live in that state is near it's city. So it's a lot like new mexico.

It's really sad that bloke went through all that. Dad committing suicide, mom being highly abusive then getting in a car crash and being permanently disabled I think, living in that native american reservation where like most of the students were suicidal, and it had a low graduation rate. That kid was an outcast in that town, and had a hellish life, even after that shit happened he was still mostly ignored after the media shitstorm faded. I dont believe in glorifying violence but the right thing to do is to have pity and empathy for who that guy was.. but not necessarily what he became.

I don't intend to white knight or anything, but I'm very sympathetic to the pain and suffering they all dealt with (and still do) as I came from the same general background in a sense and I have firsthand experience of what hell is like, as I've lived in an isolated area of the US too with a lot of scumbags.

On topic, I procrastinated for the longest time to make this account. I could've made it a few years earlier but saw no point at the time. At least I'm participating with the internet for once; my older bro's been using comps since the commodore 64 and he was there to see this site in the 90s but never bothered to sign up.

I've been very depressed isolated and sad for the last .. 4 years, really. However I'm trying to combat it by socializing as much as possible with a world I feel disconnected from. My heyday playing wow, runescape, maplestory, RTB 1.045; the original youtube, google vids, all of it. Each day my memories slowly fade away, but I'll continue to keep active in the communities.

I remember when I went to hang with my friend Derek I had to stay at his jock scumbag dad's house for 2 weeks. I went for 2 weeks without jacking off, even contemplating if I should jack off with soap.