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Response to: Blame the User Above! Posted November 12th, 2014 in General

At 11/12/14 06:23 AM, ChazDude wrote:
At 11/12/14 06:14 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I blame fieldertiger for not notifying me that this thread was still going on.
I blame NewgroundsMike for bad weather.

Chaz did WTC

Response to: Veterans Day Posted November 12th, 2014 in General

At 11/11/14 11:22 PM, cga-999 wrote: I'm not, but my deceased grandfather was a WWII vet, so I'd like to honor him.

Yea same story. My grandpa was a quiet badass who killed 30 damn gookers, he was one of Puller's runners! Grandpa was pretty collected and reserved, but It's a shame he had to die a decade ago, I never got to know him much. He never liked the aspect of killing itself, as he would always pray for his fallen enemy's soul to find peace. But he knew he had no choice but to do his job, as scary as it was.

Sure the Greatest Generation and indeed all of the old people are racist and cruel a lot of the times but the WW2 folks did a great job in their lives so I'll look past the negative aspects.

Response to: what's your story? Posted November 12th, 2014 in General

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUH35EH-Nm0

Response to: Is it cool to hate popular stuff? Posted November 12th, 2014 in General

At 11/11/14 07:59 PM, Natick wrote: well, there's no denying that a lot of popular things tend to be shit (not all though) but just because they're popular doesn't automatically make them shit

correlation =/= causation

Sex drugs and rock 'n' roll are popular and they're the greatest things in the world

Response to: Make Your Own Star Wars Title Posted November 12th, 2014 in General

Here, I'll break his combo with this. For those who don't know, Star wars kid was an old ass meme from a decade ago that hit the net like a massive storm and ruined that guy's life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

Make Your Own Star Wars Title

Response to: I want some of my old posts deleted Posted November 12th, 2014 in Where is / How to?

At 11/4/14 10:58 PM, Jin wrote: The past is the past. Whoever judges by who you were and what you believed years ago does not deserve you.

Well back when I finally got around to making this acc I was still a 14 year old lol. Most of my reviews were retarded but I reviewed all of zone-sama's porn flashes at that time. When I googled my alias I found it painfully easy to find the reviews which would ruin my image. I politely begged the ng staff to get rid of the reviews. After they verified that I was the real mrapophis they got rid of all of my porn-flash reviews.

So I imagine if you ask them they'd be willing to help you with your posts. NG Staff are cool

Response to: Cinema Club Posted November 12th, 2014 in Clubs & Crews

I recommend an old 1970's movie called Man Friday. Also speaking of 70s movies there's another tropical film called cannibal holocaust which is my favorite horror one, but it's probably one of the most evil things you'll see, filled with real death. So I'd suggest only those with a good stomach and a toughness to watch that, but it's worth it if you're a horror fan.

Response to: The Stoner's Club Posted November 12th, 2014 in Clubs & Crews

Get some...sour cream and onion chips, with some dip, man. Some beef jerkey, some peanut butter. Get some Hagen-Dagz ice-cream bars. A whole lotta of chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, pink popcorn. GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! Graham crackers with the marshmallows. Little marshmallows with little chocolate bars and we'll make some s'mores man. Celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.......Funyuns.

also I've been living off scrap-metal weed for a few years now and haven't done anything all year sadly. Scrap Metal weed is like shit quality probably from the cartels, a good shot at being tampered with, not too pleasant a high, but it's plentiful cheap and powerful.

I have severe depression and when I'm high I have a 50/50 shot at nightmares or utopia. I usually just jack off a lot when I get high because normally I feel really scared and haunted, and i feel like my bones are rotting. It's probably just that I live in a redneck shithole filled with jocks, rednecks, methheads and navajos but..

can anyone recommend me some good strains? Something good for making me feel numb, happy, mellow, but creative. I havent gotten into weed culture in a long ass time but if I remember sativa = active powerful and has more negative effect,s indictiva is all melow, slow and peaceful right?

I am 30 miles away from colorado, so I'm assuming I should go up there but i got no connections, i have to count on my brother to get everything and he became a fag lately and cut off contact with the family and now hes married to a 500 pound retard fatty with 2 kids whos ex meth damn it i hate this town HELP

I have strong homicidal and an-hero tendencies, I'm pissed off and hate everything but when I'm high I'm funny and I like life. What can tame the beast?! Besides tranquilizer

Response to: Doritos and Mountain Dew. Posted November 12th, 2014 in Video Games

At 11/4/14 07:26 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Real gamers have balanced nutritional diets.

I cooked myself a nice BBQ-bacon&pork fried rice meal. Had a zesty america/asian mix feeling to it. I also drink homemade tea. I like ginseng and honey especially.

As for soda and junk food, I hate mountain dew, and despite being a stoner I feel doritos are overrated. I prefer to skin potatoes, bake them, flavour 'em and use that for 'chips' instead. Soda wise, nothing can beat Dr.Pepper.

Response to: Game you hate but others like? Posted November 12th, 2014 in Video Games

At 11/11/14 08:24 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 11/9/14 09:06 AM, simon wrote: League of Legends.
Same here, MOBA style games are not my thing.

Any MMO that isn't WoW during 2004~2009.

At 11/9/14 07:20 AM, Radaketor wrote: Any Pokemon game after Pokemon Diamond.

Although D/P/P were in the late 2000s, I still enjoyed them greatly during middle school. All those fucktard kids instantly started hating on that damn series (even though they'll all play it in college.. if they even make it that far) so my friends and I had created this illuminati group where we'd play pokemon and play some MTG or Yugioh together. I just went through diamond again on my old DS and I gotta say, it's not that interesting.. it seems so slow and boring to me. Course, I don't got the friends to play with on it anymore, nor am I a youth, so I no longer possess the magic and nostalgic joy associated with childhood. The last pokemon I ever played much of were the remakes of gold and silver, now they're like in the 6th/7th generations out of nowhere.

At 11/9/14 08:24 AM, Mismo wrote: Fable 2.

Yeah I enjoyed 1 to the max back when it came out and I was quite hyped for it. My bro and his friend derek used to play it all the time and not let me try that damn game just to piss me off. Then when I finally got my hands on my own copy in like 2009, I can't blame them for being douchebags. Fable 2 has charm, but it's just so boring at times, and that dog is annoying as hell. Peter Molyneux has failed the UK, and should be hung drawn and quartered lol.

At 11/9/14 04:20 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: The Madden franchise. The same game every year , but with small changes.

All sports video games are shit. Just go outside and play sports if you like them so much people

Response to: Why does Nintendo do this? Posted November 12th, 2014 in Video Games

At 11/11/14 01:21 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: They need to have games that make the 3DS worthwhile. If they were all on the Wii U, then everyone would get the Wii U instead.

They're porting Majora's Mask and they already took on OOT a few years back. I say they should update / remake the retro games (1999 and before) and put them on the 3DS. Then maybe the gamecube and wii for the wii-u. I'd love to see some FF6~FF9 on the 3DS. Maybe an Oracle of Ages/Seasons and Link's Awakening 3DS.

Response to: Madness combat = console game ? Posted November 12th, 2014 in Video Games

At 11/12/14 03:06 AM, ZXAdvent wrote: just for the lulz this post is so old at first I thought it would never happen but it turns out its really coming after seeing project nexus and nexus 2 coming in I have thanks for making it happen.

Damn you're still active 6 years later? Also NG needs to put more games on the market, I support a full madness game. Give it like 20 characters to unlock, a lot of weapons to use and upgrades / customizations to them, character decor, etc.

Response to: Students suspended for prostitution Posted November 11th, 2014 in General

At 11/11/14 12:31 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:
At 11/11/14 11:41 AM, MrApophis wrote: At least it's a break from all the school shooting stories LOL
Yeah, I'd rather hear a story about a live whore than a dead one.

Maybe if the columbine killers, cho, jeff weise or adam lanza had access to some escorts they wouldn't have gone postal. school shooters go postal because they cant get laid

Response to: Scaring away new users. Posted November 11th, 2014 in General

This forum isn't that hostile compared to shit like Encyclopedia Dramatica or that lame ass blockland game.

Response to: Students suspended for prostitution Posted November 11th, 2014 in General

At least it's a break from all the school shooting stories LOL

Response to: Show NG your desktop! Posted November 11th, 2014 in General

I got a folder for background images; many of them are from an old external hard drive with the images being from 07~09. I removed all who weren't 1920x1080 and placed them in another folder. There's 3 different types of background folders I use; Video Games, RTB (an old online lego game) and my main one which has photography such as the image seen in this one. I have reduced the image size from 2mb to about 200kb. I have a majority of my steam games installed and on the desktop, yet I barely pick out more than 3 to play each month. I was thinking about getting fences again, but I don't see the point if I can still navigate easily.

Show NG your desktop!

Response to: 11 years I've been a member here?! Posted November 11th, 2014 in General

At 11/11/14 06:55 AM, NGPulp wrote: 11 years, man.
That's quite a long time.

lol people who werent even alive when columbine happened are now well into high school.

Response to: Is Windows XP still usable? Posted November 11th, 2014 in General

At 11/11/14 02:35 AM, Lepy wrote: I don't understand why people don't upgrade. Is it just cause they don't -need- to? Or is Windows 7 too consumer based? It confuses me.

I upgraded to windows 7 immediately after the torr- uh product was made available to purchase. It's been 5 years and It's only given me like 3 blue-screens. This is the ultimate windows OS. I think they should've avoided making windows 8. If it ain't broke don't fix it.

I'm going to use Win-7 for at least another 5 years.

*edit - apparently mainstream support for 7 ends early next year.

Response to: Serious Discussion: Child Soldiers Posted November 11th, 2014 in General

At 11/10/14 12:30 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: who cares? children suck anyways.

Lanza approves

Serious Discussion: Child Soldiers

Response to: Does pain need to be quite so... Posted November 10th, 2014 in General

You know what's weird is if you poke yourself with a knife, it's very unpleasant; yet being stabbed has no feeling until a moment afterwards.

Response to: Is Minnesota a shit state? Posted November 10th, 2014 in General

OK, I'll give NM that. At least the coldest it gets out here is the 20s.

Response to: is college worth it any more Posted November 10th, 2014 in General

Most colleges are scams. Something like only 35% of people graduate anyways. However, if you decide to major in something practical like a STEM field, you got a great chance at making green money and finding employment. However, the most important thing of all is CONNECTIONS. Make friends who are in high places and you're all set.

Also, I hate to break it to you but Roughnecks, Plumbers, Mechanics and other classic blue collar jobs are excellent jobs to have. Some of the rednecks out here make up to $100,000+ in the fields. Office jobs suck.

The only thing I'm remotely interested in right now is evolution, geology, biology, or Scientology. I want to discover new data and contribute to the collective knowledge of this species. If I went into the oilfields as a Geologist, I could easily be making $160,000. Problem is, I'd need a Master's or Doctorate and that'd take over half a decade, and a handsome amount of cash and determination.

Response to: Is Minnesota a shit state? Posted November 10th, 2014 in General

At 11/10/14 08:44 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:
At 11/10/14 01:48 AM, cga-999 wrote: @Tony-Darkgrave Do you like MN? @RicePirate How about you?
I love it nothing better, nice people good food not a large idiot to normal people. only problem is its cold for over 7 months of the year and and if you don't live in the Cities like me, there's nothing much to do. unless your a edgy kid like Natick.

Hey, snow is cool though bro. The four corners out here in the shithole southwest averages only 6 inches of precipitation (Snow and Rain both) per year. There's absolutely no weather, nothing to do and it's an ugly rural shithole.

Response to: Toy reveals girl slitting wrists Posted November 10th, 2014 in General

Lol it's just a toy.

Response to: So Naruto ended Posted November 10th, 2014 in General

LOL I remember watching that anime like 8~9 years ago. Course I was a pre-teen back then.. I had the mangas 1~20 and would lend them out to my older bro's weeaboo friends. My interest faded around age 13, and I never really got that interested in it. I watched it a few months ago just to try to remember it, and the original episodes weren't bad at all, I just never really got into anime that much.

I don't really watch much TV or keep up with any shows; I never even watched breaking bad and I've lived in New Mexico for 10 years! But it's sad, knowing that all that content will not be new when I see it. I'll be reminded that I'm stuck in the past, just like if I watch Cowboy Bebop.

Anyways, the last few episodes of Naruto I watched, all I remember is him fighting that bruce-lee kid in that tournament. Can any fan like sum up everything since then? There's a writing assignment for ya, cover like hundreds of episodes in just a single post.

Response to: Majora's Mask 3DS! Posted November 10th, 2014 in Video Games

I said this once, I'll say it again. It's only natural that if they made an HD update of OOT for the 3DS, it'd be only a matter of time until they did one on MM.

I just hope that with the 3+ years of development they've had since like 2011, that they'd actually add more than just some retextures. Give me the ability to avoid the tedious bullshit that you have to do before you get to the next temple. I thought MM was bad in that area, but then I played SS lol.

I haven't played any DS games since pokemon HG/SS, I haven't even been persuaded to buy any of the 8th gen consoles. But if they have this game on their catalogue, its probably going to nurture my interest in the 3DS..

Response to: Honey boo boo finally canceled Posted November 9th, 2014 in General

At 10/26/14 11:15 PM, kazumazkan wrote:
At 10/26/14 05:39 PM, Gagsy wrote: Its funny how people can get so upset over a tv show they never even watched, and then stupidly happy over its cancellation as if it ever affected their tv viewing schedule.
this.

i never cared for the show nor do i hold a grudge over it for no reason.
but i do feel sorry for the kids in this situation.

What really grinds my gears is that a show like this was even allowedto exist in the first place. A lot of the trailer trash across america (though mostly concentrated in the sun-belt) are deteriorating and destroying an empire my family has been defending for generations.

What also pisses me off is that it was put on the 'learning' channel lol. TV nowadays sucks, the few good channels I liked, Planet Green and TechTV/G4 got taken down because of low ratings; scratch that for g4, it became infested with cops and cheaters instead of actually being about games.

But the end of honey boo boo is an inspiration to me and is almost as effective as the St.John's wart I've been taking for my depression.

Response to: Worst Things To Step On Posted November 9th, 2014 in General

At 10/31/14 09:18 PM, Zombified wrote: I would imagine stepping on some sort of aggresive insect would probably suck.

A group of bark scorpions and a few tarantula hawks, all stuck in dog shit, with cow-killers under it and deadly centipedes there too. Also black widows.

Response to: YouTube alternative startup? Posted November 9th, 2014 in General

I wish I did more on the oldschool youtube. It's only going to continue to get worse from here, even after the massive assrape that was G+.

Response to: What are you looking forward to? Posted November 9th, 2014 in General

Once my dads put 6 ft under and I can use that inheritance to move the hell out of the heart of the southwest and move to one of the few places in america that doesn't suck