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Very nice work man

Am I gay

At 11/14/14 11:51 PM, Bit wrote: To our gay NGers:

from outer space

lol

At 11/15/14 02:20 PM, Cynicalx wrote:

At 11/13/14 07:23 AM, Quorthon wrote:

A fellow Audio Portal brother! Awesomeeeeeeeeeeee

Nice icon.

I like your avatar.

I can masturbate to your avatar.

At 11/15/14 06:22 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I made a list.
-TheGamechanger
-fieldertiger
-DalexJ1337
-TheDisharmony
-DoctorStrongbad
-ZE13

How haven't I made the list yet you sentient anal wart?

At 11/15/14 03:23 AM, Cordyceps wrote: Over 8000 and still going strong

Yeah but you've had an account for like 6 years. You average 3~4 posts a day.

Am I an oldfag if I never posted until like late 2014? Or am I an oldfriend?

While we're at it this is how I see it
0~1 years = newfag
2~3 years = midfag
4~5 years = oldfag?
Ancientfags = the people who there from the beginning in a community

I need some of the 90s and 00s users opinions on this, it always confused me a bit in all the years I've been on the net.

Sour Cream with burgers.
Brown Gravy with anything really
I always put hot sauce on my pizzas too.
Anyone out there like me?

Pickle / Ketchup flavoured chips for some reason..

At 11/14/14 09:41 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Most songs in the Rap, Hip Hop, and Religious genres.

and all sub-variants thereof

I love you

They are a cancerous plague upon society. they always fuckin say they arent hipsters yet dress the same and listen to crappy obscure music, like REB said.. "KILL 'EM ALL!!!"

DEE-JAY from super street fighter 2

At 11/10/14 07:42 AM, coaliscool42 wrote: It's not a threat and is an excuse for America to invade/go to war with Iran in the future.

If america is stupid enough to invade IRAN and piss off China and Russia, then it's our own fault when we get nuked into nonexistence.

That one SOLDIER in FF7 that falls to his death during the Nibelheim mission 7 years ago.. We'll never forget you..

ALSO Creds to that couple that commits suicide in the early part of the game, Biggs, Wedge, Jessie and the rest of AVALANCHE

Natural Selection at work.

At 11/14/14 04:39 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: Troy

I've seen that like 5 times and I still like it. Pretty solid cast when you think about it.

Is that the long ass movie about rome or something?

Photography, guns/bows, hunting, jacking off, weed, StumbleUpon, internet, video games, archiving

anyone who's scared of numbers alone are pussies to the highest degree possible

I want to find a way to fuck Magnemite

Yeah well my mom was a nurse and was making $80,000/yr at one point. after a while it wasn't possible for her to renew her liscence and all the paperwork, and all the other tests you gotta do as a medical worker.

Well after working in some of the few jobs in this area she fucked up her spine and can barely walk now, and had no choice but to go on food stamps. She paid into the system for generations, so why the fuck shouldn't she get food stamps?

Yeah schools these days are 50/50 between being paradise and absolute hell. Some kids from progressive areas talk about how douchebags jocks and bullies are virtually non existent, and cliques no longer exist. Another kid told me about how nobody ever talked to eachother because they were scared of getting in trouble because of zero tolerance bullshit.

Then there were my schools; even though it's 2014 this shitty town is still stuck in the 50s. I dealt with absolute hell, probably at least twice as bad as Columbine. At least there were some kids in the denver area who aren't jock fags. at my lame little school, I was 5'7" and looked like that guy from half baked. I wasn't into sports, so I got singled out and fucked with all the time. I begun bringing hunting knives to fend off the savages, thankfully I never got caught by the teachers. Also being the only computer nerd and atheist didn't help either.

So yeah if your school or area isn't a redneck rural shithole, then just toughen up, you got a thousand times less reasons to hate sk00l.

I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life

At 11/13/14 08:33 AM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 11/13/14 07:26 AM, MrApophis wrote: (which is very uncommon in people)

wut.

It's becoming the new normal, what do you mean?

As a group, agnostics are older than atheists, though still younger than the general population. A 2012 study by the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life reports that just 6% of the US population are atheists even though the number of religiously unaffiliated has grown from 15% to just under 20%.

Weird, because I thought it was like 1.6% in 2006 and only 2% today..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_atheism

At 11/13/14 07:51 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 11/13/14 07:35 AM, MrApophis wrote: Believe it or not, the 2000s wasn't that fucking bad, in a lot of ways it was better than the 90s, at least the internet wasn't as shitty and you wouldn't get fuckin kicked from the raid if your stupid fuckin parents got a phone call. Also finally got easy access to videos and google vids / youtube.

I assume internet hasn't become worse in the 2010s than the 2000s...?

Well, 50/50. HD streaming, extreme speeds, more power and multitasking, billions of users.
The negative - culture is getting worse and look at all the memes of today compared to the 00s. Look at modern 4chan, there isn't any OC there and its nothing but cartoon zoophillia and trap porn and other disgusting shit

I remember when I got high I contemplated a future where the humans would be almost robotic and -alien.. they will be void of any souls or personality, they will be a left-wing authoritarian hive mind out of 1984. This is the last century of human history where we're still going to be humans man

You should kill all of them for not liking you.

Well the 80s kinda sucked and the tech was miserable. The 90s was cheesy but I would've loved to have experienced more of the technology there as it rapidly advanced into being actually decent.

Believe it or not, the 2000s wasn't that fucking bad, in a lot of ways it was better than the 90s, at least the internet wasn't as shitty and you wouldn't get fuckin kicked from the raid if your stupid fuckin parents got a phone call. Also finally got easy access to videos and google vids / youtube.

The 2010s are shitty, but I'm sure the kids in the 2020s will be all nostalgic for this decade, even though it wasn't all that. Then again that applies to every generation.

I am a semi-shitposter. I usually type at least 100 characters each post and I aim for a proper sentence that expresses an idea and establishes evidence to support it? Wait what the fuck are verbs too? I haven't been in school for years and forgot all that shit

I drove down to the ALB area to hang out with my best friend for half of the summer break a few years back. Sadly he had to stay at his dads house for 5 days out of the week, and his dad was a horrible jock fuckwad.

Anyways I went a month without jacking off, because I live by a code of honour where I will not eject my seed unless I am alone in my own room. However, we did go to a party and got laid, granted they were sleezy catholic mexican sluts but whatever, I at least lost my v-card before age 16 so I'm way ahead of the curve compared to most of the internet

Here's something to listen to while you investigate this.

Well the southwest has few atheists. In my shit state of New Mexico, I'm the only atheist I know. I can't even find any atheist communities based in new mexico. They're all catholic mexicans or mormon rednecks here. it sucks.

course atheism has always been plaged by left-wing extremists like the commie russians and the turbo liberals, so even within atheism (which is very uncommon in people) it's hard for me to find my place.

propane tank bombs but i didnt invest enough points in my explosives tag so I dont wanna test out my skill

At 11/12/14 07:00 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/12/14 12:36 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I blame NewgroundsMike for political zombies.

you're always chainposting and spamming u wee wee breff