Recess is a very racist show, yet it's funny. I like the episode where King Bob rules that every negro fourth grader must be crucified. Hilarity ensues!

Merry "Holidays" everybody!

Whoever thinks that saying "Merry Christmas" is offensive and will make others sad because it excludes other religons sad are goddamn idiots.

"Merry Christmas!"
OH THATS NOT RIGHT! IM A JEW AND I CELEBRATE CHAKAKAHN.
"Happy Hanukah!"
Thats more like it!
WAIT A MINUTE! I CELEBRATE KWANZA! YOURE RACIST FOR NOT SAYING HAPPY KWANZA, CRACKER!
"Happy Kwanza!"
Thank you!
WAIT A MINUTE, IM AN AUSSIE AND I CELEBRATE BOXING DAY! WHY ARE YOU EXCLUDING OUR HOLIDAY?
"Happy Boxing Day!"

If you are one of those nutjobs who acts like that because someone says "Merry Christmas" or any holiday, you can go fuck yourself.

CHRISTMAS IS THE MAIN HOLIDAY, AND IT WILL STAY THE MAIN HOLIDAY. HAPPY HANUKAH, HAPPY KWANZA, BUT MOST OF ALL, MERRY CHRISTMAS.

You know what Tom? Fuck you. You and other people like ACLU members make me sick with this "Happy Holiday" crap. It's not "Holiday time". I'm don't have a "Holiday Tree", I have a Christmas Tree, and why? Because I celebrate Christmas. This whole "Holiday" epidemic has gone WAY too far. If we call it a Holiday Tree, why not call it a "Holiday Menorah" or even a "Holiday Kinara"?

My point is that we are getting time off this entire time because of CHRISTMAS. Sure, the other holidays get their time, but right now it's Christmas and NOT any other holiday. Sure, it's sad that the other Religons don't get time off for their holiday (This year they do) BUT we need to remember that we get all of this time off because of CHRISTMAS.

Screw that goddamn liberal bullshit "Holiday Greetings because saying Christmas is too offensive".

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

At 12/22/05 09:16 PM, JoeisCooler wrote: LAME

Your NG Profile says
Job: NG Voter

LAME

At 12/22/05 12:43 AM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: THESE ARE NOT FUNNY

They are old and tasteless.

The Rugrats were something to watch when I was I dunno... FIVE?!

SHUT THE HELL UP, JERK.

LOL YOU DRINK PEE PEE

At 12/21/05 11:35 PM, subpar wrote: Those are the worst prank calls ever.

But their reactions were still pretty funny.

lol you like "princess mononokoe" and "System of a down"

At 12/21/05 11:03 PM, -Mad_Max- wrote:

At 12/21/05 08:01 PM, DrinkDrankpunk wrote: DREW your horrible at your damn stupid flash cartoons but prank calls....your the best

Agreed... for once.

It's safe to say however : NEVER MAKE FLASH AGAIN CONTAINING DREW >:)

Blasphmey!

At 12/21/05 11:00 PM, -Rule- wrote: $200?

whatever Nintendo still owns.

You crazy video game junkies.

You got the sounds, you make the calls.

On instant messager

"Wow, that cracker is gay"

Take it from him.

At 12/21/05 07:39 PM, Original_SHM wrote: hahahaha

YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, OKAY?

The original calls are here!

Drew Pickles
Call #1
Call #2

Angelica Pickles
Call #1

Clifford
Call #1

If you want to post some Drew Pickles prank calls up here, NIKE. (Just do it)

Anybody that knows anything knows that The Bodyguard soundtrack was the greatest soundtrack ever.

At 12/18/05 09:26 PM, Mary wrote:

At 12/18/05 09:25 PM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote: NO WAI! He looked right at ME!
*sticks tounge out*

Let's have anal sex while he talks to us. You have to receive.

I thought you were married to Wade

My Name is Earl > Family Guy

At 12/18/05 09:16 PM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote: "Now I'd like to speak to you who oppose my decision to send troops into Iraq..."

OMG OMG OMG he's talking to me!!!

k, act cool.

lmao, hippie.

At 12/7/05 07:00 PM, PsychoJester wrote: lie.

=(

It's finally completed.
Seinfizzle 2 will be premering on Newgrounds this month.

At 12/2/05 10:11 PM, Raibenshi wrote:

At 12/2/05 10:06 PM, wesdood wrote: seriously, the humour they come up with is like.. awesome

most of the people hating on them are 13 fat kids who submit things like "this is my first flash. don't blame it plz" or they get review banned and make new accounts

i'm sick of it.

the BB's stuff is hilarious. you can't hate on it.

yeah well you would be pissed off to if piece of shit flah gets through when you actaully attempt to make a good flash

99% of the people who say that make shitty flash. Sprite movies, Video Game parodies, Sci-Fi movies, they're all crap.

ok.

THIRD LIST
ih8starkraft1...
Purple_Slurpie...
-Black_Magic-...

At 12/2/05 10:03 PM, madknt wrote: he plays the monkey.. right?

No, that's actually Harvey Fierstein.

I was given the opportunity to see Jack Black in the new version of the classic 1930's epic "King Kong". In it, Jack Black plays Carl Denham, a man who introduces King Kong to the world! Jack Black gives off the role of a lifetime. Oscar Worthy! This movie is not to be missed! Bring your children, bring your parents! Jack Black's King Kong is a modern classic that will leave you astounded!

At 12/2/05 09:46 PM, ThreeStar wrote: AM I GAY?

Just have to be sure.

Colin Quinn would NEVER call the homecoming court gay! =)

SECOND LIST
DaWhiteMage...
Kenzi...

FIRST LIST

JeenyusNG.....
Low-Fi.....
TheShadowNite.....

THE RULES

Just post here, and Colin Quinn will tell you if you're gay or not!

And as in gay, I mean a homosexual, not the childish way of saying "Thats gay!" like when you were in 7th grade.

At 12/2/05 09:28 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Oh yeah! Ive requested that they also show a five minute segment of my ass. Catch a tribute to my ass, this wednesday.

You never sent anything in, arsewhole.

I saw "Just Friends" with Ryan Renyolds and Amy Smart. Anna Farris was funny too.

Great movie.

At 12/2/05 09:14 PM, -SHIT_TANK- wrote: Christ WTF is it with these guys!!! I mean I hate the clockcrew ( lock and Glock alike) but id rather them then these assholes!!

What don't you like about the Barney Bunch?

And don't say "THEIR SUBMISSIONS ARE ANNOYING" or "DREW PICKLES SUCKS"

Attack of the Show is going to be airing some movies and pictures this Wednesday during a Viewers Choice segment near the middle of the show. They will be showing a few Barney Bunch movies submitted by Barney Bunch members, as well as some other flash movies.

Attack of the show airs Monday through Friday on G4: Video Game Television at 7/6 Central.