At 9/30/08 10:30 AM, KevnSevn wrote:

A wave hit it :D

I just imagine a giant wave turning into a knife and cutting off the front of the tanker...

At 9/30/08 09:24 AM, Thimbles wrote: Siily NGer

At first glance, this was offensively racist.

At 9/29/08 04:57 PM, Shawn wrote:

Yeh, it has to have a steering wheel and get this...it can't be made from paper!

Or cardboard.

And rubber :O

No string, no cellotape...

I call BS.

At 9/29/08 12:46 PM, Elios wrote: Looks like something only Monty Python could come up with.

That was my first thought as well, "This is a fucking Monty Python Back from the Dead skit" but no, it's just a politician...

An epidemic is sweeping the seas.

Waves.

Attacking helpless vessels without warning, and without mercy.

Really Newgrounds? I expect you to be up on the latest internet hits, yet there is nothing on the first 2 pages of the search list about this video. Which by the way is not a rickroll.

Frunt phell auf!

Oh, yeah, DISCUSS!

Fucking people.

I don't see any baby in there...

I've got myself on a strict, 6-8mo. old baby diet, and I really wanna stick to it, so no thanks.

Sorry to be the party pooper.

At 9/29/08 10:08 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Exercise more with chest pains? I think the problems of today might need to be fixed before the problems of tomorrow.

Actually, exercising can solve many problems related to a sedentary lifestyle. Say your chest pain is caused by a blockage of some sort in a vein or artery. Exercising would probably help push the blockage out. Into your heart. Killing you.

Moral: Exercise kills.

At 9/21/08 12:44 AM, highwatermark wrote: http://llckmyass.newgrounds.com/reviews/
flash

Everything by that guy. There's 8 right now, may be more.

None of those are abusive... Did you mislink?

Those shows died out because people stopped spending 5 grand on a robot.

Read the Rules.

At 9/15/08 11:44 PM, Shawtey wrote: its impossible to raise a 2.5 to a 3 .5 in 1 year

unless you know you took two classes and got a C and a B and this year you're taking like 6 classes or something

Well he could take it to 3.25... (With straight A's)

I find Confucius' theory of Tao to be ignorant and unfounded.

Oh you meant taco.

Nevermind.

You're GPA can be dependant on many many things... Class averages for one... If you're curved and the class average is 33% and you get a 65%, that's an A... and worth 3.6 or whatever your university classifies it as... (my A and A+ are both equal to 4.0)

Hah, I love how no one in this thread has anything but an unfounded opinion.

At 8/22/08 03:39 PM, SidDemset wrote:

At 8/22/08 03:01 PM, an0x wrote: http://knight-ascendant.newgrounds.com/r eviews/flash/2 "Blam this heap of shit"

I clicked it, then I realized THIS: "date: June 10, 2004"
Please... if you post some reviews here, make sure they are 2006 - 2008.

I give up...

Fucking newfags...

At 8/22/08 03:11 PM, nggangsterpimp wrote: if you vote a review as unhelpfull do you still get a whistle point if its deleted?

No, you just get to press that little red X and feel special about it :3

Only way to get whistle rank is to flag abusive flash or reviews.

At 8/22/08 02:44 PM, nggangsterpimp wrote:

Wow, someone who actually lurked instead of simply spamming like a noob...

What is the world coming to?

i really cant tell if thats a compliment or not.

Welcome to Newgrounds.

At 8/22/08 02:22 PM, nggangsterpimp wrote:

For a new user with very few posts, you have a good eye for abusive reviews. I'd hesitate to flag the ones that offer no constructive criticism, and instead rate them useless.

well thanks but ive almost been on ng for like a year, i just deleted all my old posts.

Wow, someone who actually lurked instead of simply spamming like a noob...

What is the world coming to?

At 8/22/08 02:06 PM, nggangsterpimp wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/18 6896 (wrathen gave low score and no criticism)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/20 564 ( lukeelete gave a low score with no criticism)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/16 505 (ipeefreely gave a low score and said the author sucks)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/16 502 (supapeeves called the author dumb and gay)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/16 501 (charizardfire2001 gave a low score and says fuck you to the author)

For a new user with very few posts, you have a good eye for abusive reviews. I'd hesitate to flag the ones that offer no constructive criticism, and instead rate them useless.

At 8/19/08 02:31 AM, ghanes14 wrote: The second Mummy movie was the defeat of the Scorpion king, and the Scorpion king was supposed to be the prequel to the second Mummy movie explaining how the Scorpion King came to be, where does the Scorpion King 2 come in, after he became king?

If you would have payed attention, Scorpion King 2 is the prequel to The Scorpion King.

In my opinion, The Scorpion King had nothing to do with the remade Mummy series, and I couldn't enjoy that more.

At 8/22/08 12:47 PM, GodlyLemon wrote: ...Happened on the same day which is important in your life? It has for me this year, Madness day is on the same day as my birthday.

As opposed to last year?

At 8/22/08 08:36 AM, Victory wrote:

At 8/21/08 05:32 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: And all those bands pale in comparison to even the least technical Metal bands.

So the key to making good music is entirely down to how skilled you are at your instrument?

No wonder you're into a shit genre like metal.

Lemme guess, you listen to music with "Soul"?

At 8/22/08 01:00 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:

At 8/22/08 12:58 PM, doberman7 wrote: Newgrounds is an MMO.

You can get new weapons and level up.

There's no fancy levelup.wav

I have one...

Yeah, opinions suck.

The flash portal would be the garbage dump?

Joo c wut i did thar?

Eat Eat Eat!!!

And when you turn 21 you will be 350 pounds!!!

That Ramsay fellow is not funny to watch.

At 8/22/08 12:02 PM, Republican1235 wrote: i love football! go Pats!

Pic not related

Really, can the world agree on what to call those 2 sports...

Annoying as fuck...

At 8/22/08 12:42 PM, Nu-Energy wrote: I'm sticking with CK Obsession!

Because smelling like a woman never felt more manly.