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I would highly recommend Python. It's extremely easy for people who just started programming, and has a plenty of good tutorials.
As for what you should start programming, I'd say simple output and input programs. You'll see, they're very easy to create.
After you gain some experience, you can move on some advanced programming languages, such as C++.

This keeps happening.

At 9/16/12 01:01 PM, Xiicubed wrote: its a serious question

I don't care if Jesus doesn't love me. I wouldn't even care if he even loves me. We don't even know that Jesus exists.

No one loves these retarded threads.

At 9/16/12 12:34 PM, Pony-lover-lightbulb wrote: PLEASE HELP ME!

If he's really retarded, call a madhouse.
If he's just acting crazy, then tell him to fuck off or you will kill him.

At 9/16/12 07:54 AM, aides wrote: The hot-headed Blaine is a fire PokÃf©mon pro! Douse his spirits with water! You better take some Burn Heals!

I don't even get it.

At 9/15/12 03:36 PM, SpeedoSausage wrote: lol no

rofl yes

Derp derp derp derp derp.

At 9/15/12 11:00 AM, Urban-Champion wrote: flash creepypasta omfg someone turn on the lights

T-the switch's broken...

At 9/15/12 09:30 AM, SpeedoSausage wrote: lol i use Flash 8 and it keeps asking me if I want to save changes to "animatedScatPorn.fla"
wryyy

Meh 3.450261/10

And what are we supposed to discuss here?
Also, Videa gamez forum.

At 9/15/12 09:14 AM, Benji wrote: If sun burn, with fire why do sun moon at night?

What?

At 9/14/12 02:12 AM, KhanhCPham wrote: Thank you. I still consider myself a noob and still learning as I create these clips. When I feel more comfortable with my ability, maybe I'll write a tutorial.

You = noob? No way! If you don't become a professional animator in the future, I'll cut my wrists!

Like your art. Can you draw something non-battle related? That means no swords, no guns, no warrior suits etc.

At 9/11/12 12:56 AM, HiryuGouki wrote: This is really old...

Looks okay, but the tail is needlessly added, and it stings the eyes. I would recommend to remove or reposition the tail.

Post this to the Collaboration forum instead, please.

At 9/15/12 05:51 AM, Cootie wrote: I mean, now we could just use a rocket ship. But back then canoe was all they had. Also, why don't we just pour a little water on it to stop global warming?

You can't be serious! The global warming has nothing to do with the sun.
Just tell me that you were joking about the "sun is made of wood" thing, and everything will be just fine.

At 9/15/12 03:00 AM, SirFinland wrote: A wizard did it.

Guys, be serious for once!

At 9/15/12 02:42 AM, T3XT wrote: Please answer his question with your obviously infinite scientific knowledge.

Okay. It has something to do with a nuclear fusion of hydrogen into helium, since the sun contains a lot of hydrogen.

At 9/15/12 02:37 AM, Cootie wrote: How does the Sun burn if there is no oxygen in space?

also the sun is made of wood

How dumb are you?

At 9/14/12 11:14 PM, SeniorWolfy wrote: Hey, quick question:
I feel like I need a better way to animate, yet I still need it to still look good. So, which of these two art styles might help me animate, yet keep my art looking good?

That's your decision - everyone needs an unique style.

You need to be scouted or something like that?

At 9/14/12 10:51 AM, Vasconium wrote:

Oh, and my bastard friends made me striptease on a bunk bed. Spain is different.

Well yeah. In Spain girls striptease while riding a bull.

Not that funny.

No topless photos. Tch-tch-tch! Bad, bad...

Meh.

At 9/14/12 07:05 AM, LiquidFire wrote: That song is pretty amazing. 10/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3f10xcrZFU

Wow. 10/10
Dreaming Road

At 9/14/12 08:57 AM, DragenLatsabbInc wrote: What?

The aliens. You didn't hear me?

The aliens.

I want to see how you animate!