It's all so much bullshit. Annoying as hell.

There needs to be a system that gives a good, honest, interpretation of drugs. Drugs have bad sides, the media don't need to lie about it.

The world's not going to end but why don't we have the orgy anyway?!

So me and a friend got stoned last night and this was the product of it.

When you look up into space what you are seeing is the light that was produced millions of years ago. You are essentially looking at what the universe looked like when earth was in it's infancy.

So, technically, if we could find a way to travel faster than the speed of light, and a telescope powerful enough to see billions of light years away, we could fly to a place in the universe, take a look at the earth, and see Jesus (or not) doing his miracles.

Or we might see dinosaurs if we overshot it.

We need to get our top scientists on this.

Top scientists.

Everybody talks like they got something to say but nothing comes outta their lips just a bunch of jibberish.

Discuss.

FACTS OF LIFE EXPLAINED:

When a girl doesn't like a girl it's coz she ugly.

That's pretty much it.

Hey pass the joint? Sweet.

I drink a lot of alcohol and smoke my way through a fair amount of weed. Am I going to do this forever? No. Is it likely to impede my health for the future? Maybe. But you know what, it's my decision, it's my body and people shouldn't dictate their views on other people.

Seriously.

It's not a human expression guys.

You might as well just write 'I am a cunt' instead, it gives the same effect.

At 8/28/09 08:16 PM, igott wrote:

At 8/28/09 08:11 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Being in a band is like sex: Everyone thinks they can do it.

I'm actually a decent guitarist and a better bassist.

Of course you're a better bassist it only has 4 strings.

Anyway, if you genuinely have the talent, then you can call the shots. Tell them, politely, that they're taking the band in a direction you hadn't originally intended, and because of it you want to leave the band. They'll either let you leave or make compromises.

I used to be an avid metal head but then I opened up and now I listen to all types of music. I have love for most genres.

Just listen to what you think sounds good, if you don't agree with the lyrics or the meaning of the song, fuck it, fuck the labels, fuck the prejudice, fuck it all.

Listen to what you enjoy.

I like to have a TV show I can 'buy on dvd' to watch through from season 1 to wherever. I've recently finished Battlestar Galactica and am in need of a new show to fill the void.

So what would the community suggest?

I've seen a fair few of the more popular ones.

I'm trying to make a defense type game and it's primitive at the moment.

The enemy has been coded to move towards the gun central, but if you watch in the flash below, he shakes around before settling.

Check out the flash here

I placed the _x and _y values so I could make sense of it.

The enemy has the following code placed on it:

onClipEvent (load) {
walkSpeed = 1.01;
Attacking = false;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
//variables
_root.boomerx = _x;
_root.boomery = _y;
_root.gunx = _root.MachineGun._x;
_root.guny = _root.MachineGun._y;
//attacking code
if (this.hitTest(_root.blockOfAttack)) {
Attacking = true;
//this.gotoAndStop("Attacking");
}
if (Attacking == true) {
this.gotoAndStop("Attacking");
}
}

onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
///movement code
if (!Attacking) {
if (_x>_root.MachineGun._x) {
this._x -= walkSpeed;
} else if (_x<_root.MachineGun._x) {
this._x += walkSpeed;
}
if (_y>_root.MachineGun._y) {
this._y -= walkSpeed;
} else if (_y<_root.MachineGun._y) {
this._y += walkSpeed;
}
}
}

It's clear that the reason he's shaking about is because he keeps being pushed from >_x to <_x of the gun, and it finally settles when it reaches the _x of the gun.

However I've done similar codes before and never had this problem, I have been out of the action script game for a while to be fair.

Any ideas on how to fix/better do this?

Thanks

I'm an atheist and I have been for many years now. I couldn't believe in god anymore because I realized I never actually truly believed in him, and couldn't deny any longer that the bible was full of hypocritical and tyrannic nonsense. Anytime I listened to a Christian argue I just saw someone who seemed almost brainwashed and comfortable in the little shell they had created for themselves.

But hypothetically, say the bible was written under the guidance of a holy spirit, thousands of years ago. What's the chance that what was written in the book hasn't been changed?

It's well known that priests used to tell the people what was written in the bible because barely anyone could read. They often used the fear of god to make people act and behave how they saw fit. I guess anyone with a brain would think to alter what was written and use this to their advantage?

For example, in Leviticus 20:13, the bible says "God demands the death of homosexuals"

Does he really? Or is this an early sign of the origins of homophobia?

Basically what I'm trying to say is just because the bible seems to be full of shit, doesn't mean god isn't real, and we could all have a nice hot bed waiting for us in the afterlife.

So how about it guys are we all going to hell?

At 6/23/09 06:26 PM, Rockyusa wrote: K then...

Graphics-
Me-Effects
JARZIZ-Characters

Scripting-
Unknown

Sound-
Me

Is that better?
I hope -.-

What the other guy is trying to say mate is that if you're leading a project you need to have one significant skill, other than organising, that you can add to the project. If you are 'trying' full body characters or have sticks as a last resort, then the whole project will be sub par at best.

People skilled in flash aren't likely to join if you aren't skilled yourself, as they're basically doing an animation for you, and animating takes a lot of time and effort.

Not meaning to be offensive just honest.

A place in heaven.

At 3/1/09 12:47 PM, AlexTomkins wrote: Call me old fashioned, but why not just hit him in the face?

Assault charges.

The brain tries to make recognizable patterns out of everything, it's why optical illusions work the way they do.

I asked this same question on Yahoo! Answers and generally got the morally righteous answer of 'move on'.

But fuck that. I know you newgrounds users are more sinister so this is how it went down...

This person who I was fairly friends with did something to me which made me look like a complete idiot in front of tonnes of people at my sixth form college. Obviously I felt angry at him and want to get back at him since it was completely unprovoked.

Yet I know the best advice for situations like this is 'move on and enjoy your life, as this will anger him more than anything you could do'.

While I understand this, it's almost a matter of principle. I know he feels no remorse for what he's done, and I want to teach him a lesson as well as prove I'm not a pushover.

All sorts of activities both legal and otherwise have gone through my head, what should I do?

Also, I know where he leaves his car during the day.

Just be content in the fact you told him and let him make his own mistakes.

It's pretty much the catch phrase for towelie from south park. And I need to change it.

At 1/11/09 01:08 PM, Shreddy wrote: which subject?

I.C.T. It's a split exam, 4 2 and a half hours. I have to create a database based on a scenario we'll receive.

..which I haven't revised for at all.

LET'S GET CREATIVE PEOPLE

At 12/24/08 07:26 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: This one is hillarious and painfull for that girl.

Best dumping ever!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e0_11736 14039

Lmfao that was awesome. He gets pretty harsh toward the end though lol.

At 11/25/08 06:35 PM, bigblam wrote: i just realized that about 10,000 more people would get a life

Aha yeah thank god we don't have to.

Wait...

THE UNIVERSE IS GOVERNED BY CHAOS

I don't think anyone likes to accept that fact.

Oh wow there's a video game forum.

I can't decide which.

But there are no girls on the internet right?

Surely this is some sort of scam to get our emails and details so you can mass email us gay porn subscriptions and the like.

Not that that would neccessarily be a bad thi-OHSHI

I buy earphones after earphones but the wire always breaks so I'll get music out of one side and not the other, which is really fxcking annoying. Anyone know of some decent quality ones that won't break as easily?

Cheers.

If I could keep all my experience and knowledge? Hmm...

I guess you've basically cured death so there'd be wars over countries getting their hands on such technology so they'd nuke everyone and we'd all be dead.

So probably not.