Here are some qualifications for being a saint:
1. You must never have stolen anything.
I burned CD's does it count?
2. You must never have killed anyone.
insects
3. You must remain calm at all times.
couldn't be worse
4. You may never tell a lie.
can't tell, I'm always in dreamland where everything seems like the truth
5. You must still be a virgin.
ack! failed
6. You must give up drugs, alcohol and sexual relationships.
I did.
7. You must be willing to serve the masters of NewGrounds.
ha ha ha ha, I try to serve God
8. You must die a martyrs death in the end for NewGrounds or at least be willing.
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9. God must be above all else for you. God should be your main concern.
It is, oh i gotta go now...
-QewMan