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Adam Sandler movies post-2002.

So freaking weird. I had a dream last night that Peter Parker saved me from a crazy man with a razor blade. It was the gay Peter Parker from Spiderman 3.

not even kidding

Perforated my colon with the leg of a stool.

At 3/1/10 11:17 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Spongebob quit being cool in 2003, unfortunately.
How long did this effect last?

Wow, that's weird I was going to say the exact same thing except 2003 would of been 2005.

Spongebob is dead. Cartoons should die after they make movies.

I'm like...the only person on earth that hasn't went to Hooters.

:C

At 3/1/10 11:09 PM, RoboJesus wrote: So how exactly does one "cunt"?

lmao, I didn't even realize that.

and for the record i didn't bleed at all, so it's not "emo gay cutting" that's how I rationalize it now. I just view it as an insanely stupid tattoo.

k im done

At 3/1/10 11:05 PM, Jercurpac wrote:

At 3/1/10 11:03 PM, MisterDielectric wrote: I cunt the word "FUKC" into my thigh during the summer.

I know that's a typo, but I'd still like to see how that would work.

No, no typo. I have a visible "FUKC" on my thigh. I kind of thought it was funny at the time. But now it's weird as hell and regrettable. Hopefully it'll be gone by summer so I can freaking swim without people being like "ur weird". haha

I cunt the word "FUKC" into my thigh during the summer. My friend saw it and I got embarassed, I was just extremely bored and was thinking about getting a tattoo, but did that instead. It's still visible, and I regret it.

Pretty humiliating. lol

At 3/1/10 09:48 PM, shabbo wrote: Watch this while high.

That movie is on right now on comedy central. That made me laugh sooo hard.

Anyways, i've never done acid, I was tempted to a few years ago but never did. Probably never will, it's a horrible idea if you're neurotic and have poor control over your brain when it starts to panic. Which is me.

You have to be a certain person to mess around with LSD. I know a few people who always do acid, they're a bunch of drug-addicted retards who have no thought processes besides talking in stupid "gangstaa" dialect.

Usually rational people don't mess around with hardcore psychadelics. But do it, it's a free country.

At 3/1/10 09:20 PM, Zeppelyn wrote: I'm a woman and I definately think I'm good at masturbating. Many different methods and ways.. all so pleasurable.

What's it like to have a vagina?

This question wakes me up in the middle of the night sometimes, it's just mind-boggling. Must be unsatisfactory.

to have a vagina

burry

lol imboredandgay

At 3/1/10 07:51 PM, jacio9 wrote:

At 3/1/10 07:47 PM, Seventy7 wrote: This thread is now about Barry Manilow.

No...
It actually isn't...

He's right. It's about BARRY THE ANTICHRIST.

At 3/1/10 07:42 PM, dx5231 wrote:

At 3/1/10 07:36 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: Apparently...

What the fuck is that shit

Child rape ad. Look at the man's deviant stare.

Mountain Dew: Voltage

It's blue... need I say more.

Somethiiiing in the waaay, hmm hmmmm.

old nirvana song, it was in Jarhead. Pretty sad.

At 3/1/10 07:09 PM, jacio9 wrote: No, not Metallica, Melaleuca.

- - Here's the site - -

I think you meant (http://www.metallica.com/)

At 3/1/10 06:20 PM, jacio9 wrote: Have any of you guys heard of this?

I think you meant "Metallica".

Pretty funny, pretty weird. Made me laugh.

Metallica?

good band

At 3/1/10 04:47 PM, gamekillereater wrote: Woohoo, a generalization thread again...
I'm atheist and I don't feel superior, although I'll get in debates about religion every now and then.
But that doesn't mean that I think everyone who believes in a god, is stupid.
I have christian friends as well, so I do congregate with creationists.

If you say you're an atheist who doesn't have a superiority complex means you have a super superiority complex.

I haven't seen a snail in years...they're cool.

Snaylez...

At 3/1/10 03:37 PM, SirCannabisClock wrote:

At 3/1/10 03:35 PM, Chronamut wrote: honestly dude - if you don't care about a thread - don't post in it- instead of trying to be some sort of self-righteous uppity douche.

said the self-righteous uppity douche, contradicting himself.

Calm down. If you don't want to describe your school life in a self-indulgent way then GTFO.

People know me as the quiet, sarcastic, druggie, skateboarder kid. But calling people "skater" is extremely gay. It's just a way for me to waste my time on this earth in a semi-fun way. I also stopped smoking weed a lot 'cause people call me "druggie" which is another thing I hate being called.

All in all, not a model citizen.

At 3/1/10 03:10 PM, SirWolfy wrote: I sometimes look at furry porn but more than often I look at regular porn. My Spotify list has 1447 metalcore songs.

Eh, I guess metalcore is alright. Not my cup of tea. Definitely makes you less gay, but a good part your personality is permanently gayified now that you've accepted furfaggotry into your life.

Just my opinion. I don't like furries! Obviously.

At 3/1/10 02:56 PM, SirWolfy wrote: Just learn what a furry is before you criticise them

I don't like to insult, but you're a 13 year old kid who religiously supports pictures of japanese humanoid
anime. I can't really think of a gayer way to waste your time. Spend your time on the internet listening to music and looking at naked women instead of furry crap. Whatever, this is pointless. Furries are gay, stop disputing it.

At 3/1/10 02:48 PM, SirWolfy wrote: ^_^ nuuuu, that be not necessary hun, dw <3 i wont yiff yew.

Re-fucking-habilitation. Save yourself, more importantly...save the world. REAHB!

furries are sick, weird, fucks.

At 3/1/10 02:45 PM, SirWolfy wrote: But I'm mostly the furry

We understand your furfaggotry...i'd recommend rehab.

At 3/1/10 01:22 AM, Scarie wrote: I came within inches of killing myself because of my senior year in high school.
If you live in southern Maine do NOT go to school at GSA unless you hate yourself. I needed to warn others of this.

Miserably funny...

At 3/1/10 04:30 AM, MrDark01234 wrote: I've found that untalkativeness is an effective way to avoid being disregarded. My repressed side is very awkward- I have an alternate personality that's both childish and mature. The times it's shown are counted.

HEY ME TOO. FFFFFFF

At 3/1/10 04:57 AM, Scarab wrote: I would've enjoyed being popular just get with a girl that was way out of my league. Upon leaving school, I realised how much time I wasted chasing her up. Now I'm gay.

jk.

Made me lol out loud...okay this thread can die out now. I don't care about it......................................
.....

At 3/1/10 01:04 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: By far, the best 1337th post I've seen.

lol...

At 3/1/10 01:03 AM, Eclipse wrote: I'm a smart kid. I do stick to a select group of friends (stoners, metalheads, some nerds) and yeah.

Indeed sir. I like that, I can relate...

At 3/1/10 01:05 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: I actually remember seeing that on IFC

How fucked up is that!?

lol..

At 3/1/10 12:59 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: Shit swapping?

That's a pretty sick idea man

Wasn't my idea, thank this tender little black boy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lu jk

mmmmmmmmmm