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Enough fucking around. In all seriousness.

I remember THIS lady pissing me off so bad. She shouldn't be living. Dumbest jesus-freak cunt ever.

At 5/14/10 12:49 AM, PsychoticPsycho wrote: Dude this kid kinda scares me talking about fucking guys.

But its also kinda turning me on...

It's 1am, i'm tired and posting immature shit.

also time to cum in my hair, let it dry, pick it out.

At 5/14/10 12:44 AM, DanChang wrote: I would probably kill Fidel Castro, because he's actually significant. Or Ahmadinejad, maybe save some jews.

I'd fuck Ahmadinejad's ass if he bombs Israel, as a reward.

At 5/14/10 12:32 AM, PsychoticPsycho wrote:

At 5/14/10 12:24 AM, MisterDielectric wrote: I'd probably fuck Bin Laden.

And i would like a copy of the video.

Can't post porn/ snuff videos on youtube...DUMMY.

I'd fuck his Afghanny ass so hard. U dnt evn knoo.

At 5/14/10 12:30 AM, DannyJay wrote: The Pacific sucks. half of it is all drama and fictional story while Band of Brothers closely followed what happened to the 101st airborne division.

I have one word for you.

JAPS.

At 5/14/10 12:27 AM, Me-Patch wrote: I've watched a shit ton of the pacific.

It's FUCKING amazing rrihghhttt. I knowwww.

At 5/14/10 12:26 AM, Scaler100 wrote: It's the same goddamn show. Faggot.

You are a chubby, whiny dick.

I'd probably fuck Bin Laden.

Donovan Strain is an extremely annoying wigger who has shitty kickflips.

Cannot believe nobody has made a thread dedicated to "The Pacific".
Great show, or the greatest show.

"Band of Brothers"? Fuck that David Schwimmer shit.

kill that Jap, he's so meeaaaaan.

At 5/13/10 04:14 PM, BrainlessDan wrote:

At 5/13/10 04:06 PM, MisterDielectric wrote: If I put my genitals in a girl's genitals, with a half erection, without shooting a load...
Does that count?

If so, then I am not a virgin. PWNNNNNN

Why would you only have a half erection?

It wasn't too hard or soft, like a stick of cheese basically. I put it in her vagina, tried thrusting, and gave up.

It was awkward.

But the question is does it count? I'd say yes, because virginity isn't cool. I want to be coool.

At 5/13/10 04:06 PM, MisterDielectric wrote: If I put my genitals in a girl's genitals, with a half erection, without shooting a load...
Does that count?

That shit totally counts you sexy non-virgin bastard.

high five myself while winking

If I put my genitals in a girl's genitals, with a half erection, without shooting a load...
Does that count?

If so, then I am not a virgin. PWNNNNNN

At 5/10/10 12:03 PM, BobbaQ wrote:

At 5/10/10 11:57 AM, FunnyStuff707 wrote: The eyes are kinda off.

Whole thing is off. Finish it you numpty.

Fuck off.

This took barely any skill to make, but it looks pretty bad-ass, in my opinion.
I turned the GTA4 character into the Joker.

im going to draw him wearing a purple suit soon

Last year I smoked weed pretty regularly, had serious anxiety/ paranoia, fast heartbeat, etc. It's really not that great. The cons outweigh the pros when it comes to smoking weed. The stuff isn't good for you.

Now I pretty much never smoke. I always think about how many brain cells I killed last year while smoking, and it depresses me. Fuck weed.

looks like period blood

This game is consuming so much of my life (4 days of gameplay in 3 months...)

It's a good game, I play mainly for the realistic weapons, as opposed to Halo's Sci-Fi weapons. Sci-Fi weapons are fun, but not half as detailed/ complex as Modern Warfare weapon graphics. The gameplay is good, keeps me coming back.

I used to be into Halo just as much as i'm into MW2, and I have to admit, Halo requires much more skill to play. MW2 basically killed my Halo skills, so I pretty much stopped playing it.

MW2 is extremely fun to play, but it's somewhat a "noob-game" compared to Halo. Anyone who says Halo is gay and takes no skill is delusional, it's undeniable that shooting an enemy with 4 consecutive shots from a Battle Rifle is 10x harder than killing an enemy with about 3-6 bullets using the weapons in MW2.

Basically what i'm saying is...it's much more difficult to be an elite player in Halo 3 than it is to be in Modern Warfare 2.

At 5/3/10 01:22 AM, SirJoeBill wrote: yea my basis for the head was that it that the guys face was peeled off and then stretched out. His eyeball the only thing holding it to his head cuz it's impaled by the rods holding his face up. I really do need to add some depth to his face, like wrinkles and stuff.

The weirder the better, and this is weird as fuck. Good job. And don't forget about the tubes, they look too flat.

If I had a nickel, I would have $0.06 currency value, actually making it a nickel PLUS a penny. So the nickel would have to have a penny super-glued on the front.

nickels are worth $0.0603510 in the U.S.
thx google

and the tubes coming from the right arm lack detail

Wow, this is so fucked up looking, but it's awesome. I don't really have a criticism for you besides the face, it looks like a flap of skin structured like a kite. It looks a little too flat.

But I really like the gory skinless head underneath it. (if that's what it is)

At 5/2/10 09:42 PM, M-Vero wrote: My main problems are
1. the building is really detailed and realistic, yet the explosion is rather cartooney and unnatural

I'm not that skilled with realism, so cartoony is necessary for me.

2. It admittedly doesn't look like an explosion, explosions are balls with spikes jutting out, they are clusters of clouds going in the direction(s) of the force.

rule of thumb, if it doesn't look right in black and white, it won't look right in color

3. The smoke also doesn't look like smoke, smoke tends to go up, while this is wrapping around the building.

Thank you for your criticism, i'd say so far in terms of hits and misses; this is a miss. The explosion looks crappy, but what do I expect from drawing everything from thought with no reference. Hopefully with enough work it will make sense. (but I do like how the smoke is coming along, the explosion just sucks ass.)

As you said smoke tends to travel upwards, so maybe I'll remove some of the puffs toward the bottom of the weird ass cloud I made. Thanks.

At 5/2/10 09:32 PM, Occluded wrote: I think you should stop. Here's why. The reason you're doing this is inherently more interesting that the piece itself. And contrary to every Duchamp disciple I met in art school. This makes for shitty art. It's the art equivalent of Trolling. Just my opinion.

Um. I think it's cool and would like to continue. Just my opinion.

At 5/2/10 08:38 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: I think you've done good without the reference.

Thanks!

Do you plan to doing this event that happened sometime around January where he smashes Into the IRS offices in Texas?

I've heard of that in the past, maybe if I find a picture of the aftermath, who knows. haha

At 5/2/10 08:30 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: I would not have guessed it was one of the twin towers.
It looks more like a high rise building with a flail on one side and a big tumor on the other.

lol yeah, it does look like a tumor, i'm coloring it in now with mixed orange, yellow, to make it look like fire. But without color it looks retarded. It's an odd shape for an explosion...

Thanks for commenting, here is how it's coming so far.

I plan on following the same color pattern of fading orange to yellow on all of the outward spikes. Hopefully it'll start looking more like fire and less like a FUCKING TUMOR :)

Hey, i'm making this thread to basically brag about this pic. I made, it's one of my best probably. Just look at it, or suggest things to improve it, anything that'll make it look better.

Does it even look like an explosion? haha, I really tried to make it look like explosive movement.

Thanks guys, hope you like it.

INTJ ftw

Chop Suey by System of a Down

Hold that pillow up to a black-light. He had to cum all over that thing.

RIGHT? I MEAN CMON.

Men- fags

Women- gays

At 3/2/10 07:43 PM, rubberducky7 wrote: Wait, but won't even the slightest tilt change our climate or something, or grow bigger over time since there is no resistance and nothing to slow it down in space?

Probably not, this has happened before. But we're definitely going to die, etc. etc.

Our axis got fucked.

Our only hero doesn't share our panic. He also got fat and gay.