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At 5/19/10 07:47 PM, Earthshine wrote: Rob Schneider hires illegal immigrants to come to his house and choke him while he takes a shower.

This made me LAUGH!

Genius.

what i just said was so unfunny and gay

another fucking double post/// BBS: eat my ass

At 5/20/10 01:56 AM, MisterDielectric wrote: Appointing an incompetent business partner will prevent business from operating smoothly, the severity depends on the number of business sections the partner controlled while performing poorly.

Taking a massive shit will prevent the toilet from operating smoothly, the severity depends on the amount of water pressure being controlled by the shit which clogs it.

9/11 threads are the best. FBIpolux is funny.

The picture and the mayo link gave me a smile. Almost a lol. But even that is hard to do.

Ronald McDonald = Good-ass Ass Grabba

lolz

At 5/20/10 01:50 AM, sovietspy47 wrote: i guess i win?

You fucking won.

A business defined by sole propriotorship has no official structure. Freelance sale of chocolate products as a solitary owner/ employee needs no business contract besides possibly a permit.

LMFAO

lmao. I love this thread sooo much!

I want to live in it!!

At 5/20/10 02:12 AM, Aigis wrote: You switch tenses towards the end of the sentence. You should have said 'controls' instead.

OK. Nice find.

Incompetence is bad for business? The more you let an incompetent person control, the more he'll fuck up the business?

Wow!

I don't think it sounds that incredibly stupid.
Creator appoints partner---> the partner turns out incompetent---> bad for business

How is that stupid?

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At 5/20/10 02:00 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Sounds fine.

I erased everything after smoothly, anyways.

I never want the reader to think "Wow, he writes way too many unnecessary words trying to sound smart" And clumsy explaining.

Thanks though.

LOL. homeworck.

The risks of a partnership:

Appointing an incompetent business partner will prevent business from operating smoothly, the severity depends on the number of business sections the partner controlled while performing poorly.

Does it sound like im trying way too hard to sound smart, or does it make sense.

Let them get fat and die, the fat fuckers deserve it. Especially the kids in that photo.

you fucking won't

At 5/19/10 01:17 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Sounds like a dare to me!

C'mon OP don't be a pussy

OP wishes he has the balls of Kurt Cobain.

You won't do it, IT'S NOT THE COWARDS WAY OUT...it takes massive testicles to kill yourself.

Suicide takes ALOT of balls.

just saying

At 5/11/10 12:45 AM, Chocomilk wrote: I <3 vibrators.

I <3 overly sized vibrators.

At 5/18/10 09:08 PM, NickJoannides wrote: how is fucking a clown gay but masturbation isn't?
you're touching your penis when you masturbate
you're touching your penis when you fuck a clown

fix'd

At 5/18/10 03:12 AM, BrainlessDan wrote: I would make my clone have a sex change first, and then i would fuck the shit out of myself!

No, don't. The gayer the better.

the gay clowne

clown

I would fuck my own clown.

I would...........THIS IS MY CLOWN.

If you had a clone, would you sex it up?

Fun fact: I just injected myself with steroids for the first time today.

It fucked with my depth perception less than 30 seconds afterwards.

no joke, still can't believe i did it. It's not smart.

Brush your bacteria layered tongue, por favor.

At 9/18/09 04:47 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: Also, pic of T-Shirt for reference.

It's just a cartoon face, doesn't look sexual at all. You should really argue your way out of this.

Isn't it beautiful? I can marvel at it's beauty all day.

FUCK U MAILMAN

I ORDERED MY SHIRT ELEVEN DAYS AGO. THIS IS THE RECEIPT
/caps

Priority mail is supposed to take 2-4 days... not 10+ days. I was waiting anxiously for 5 days and then after that, practically forgot I even ordered a fucking shirt.

Think they forgot about my order? I'm about to spread anthrax throughout U.S. mail.
I payed an extra $5.00 for this priority mail bullshit.

San Fransisco

At 5/14/10 01:15 AM, Me-Patch wrote: I have a recurring nightmare where I can't walk or run or anything. I just stumble along, usually at a mall or something. It's fucking weird.

WOW. I'm not even lying to you, that described the same exact situation I dreamt recently.

I dream about my ability to walk being messed up all the time, but that one specific time I was also stumbling in a mall walking with my friends.

weird.

"-The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it."

I protest this!