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At 4/15/07 11:01 PM, KerfuffleMach2 wrote: I, like MisterDielectric, also kick ass in Melee with button mashing. But, I also stand in one spot and wait for someone else to come at me. Sure, it's cheap and cowardly, and I get bitched at alot for it. But you know what? It works.

My friend punched me a few times for doing the jump-punch attack over and over again with Donkey Kong. I couldn't help that my fingers would randomly mash that combo. But hey, if it works go with it.

I'll do anything that helps me own my friends in video games. ANYTHING.

Button mashing > skill

At 4/15/07 10:09 PM, Kyle wrote: IMO button mashing is for little nooblets.

Button mashing = the only way I can play Super Smash Brothers.

And I kick ass. Who's the n00b now punk?

At 4/15/07 10:50 PM, azteca89 wrote: Great I was hungry right now but now I just lost my appetite.

Thanks,thanks alot.

I saw the picture when I was eating my pizza.

Don't ask me why I would click on a "nsfw" topic while eating... but I did.

And almost puked.

At 4/15/07 10:41 PM, KerfuffleMach2 wrote: I want to apologize for the double post. My internet is being very stupid right now.

Ya mean triple?

You will be burned at the stake.

At 4/15/07 09:00 PM, LevelingUp wrote: Newgrounds for life!

<3 luff.

You're welcome.

Almost forgot: lOloL GTfO n000b

Once ya pop. The fun don't stop.

The pizza ones taste like shit after a while.

>:C

At 4/15/07 09:11 PM, Shawtey wrote: this one ( look at the picture )

How is that immature? Thats just really funny.

I doubt he was serious.

At 4/13/07 11:39 PM, RCrap wrote: Once during a stupid douche pep rally, while everyone was cheering and stuff for some gay thing going on. I went in the middle of the gym and pooped on the floor. lmao

I got in trouble

AHAHA!! You are a fucking GOD!

I am not worthy!

Shit man...I would of payed to see that.

At 4/15/07 06:23 PM, CheezNapkin wrote: Once, A kid in my class with tourettes stormed out of the computer room screaming "FUCK! SHIT! DILDOS!"

7th grade. Good times.

Thats goddamn hilarious.

I wish I was there.

At 4/15/07 08:08 PM, Razac wrote: LOL was looking to see if i could find old stuff and i found my first photoshop pic ever....drawn with mouse in paint (dont ask why)...then coloured in photoshop..did it when i was 13.....its....7 years old O_O

Not as good as your current art.

But it's still REALLY good. I wish I was that good when I was 13.

Whoow...theres a bunch. I'll name some off the top of my head.

1: My 8th grade pidgeon-toed / cross-eyed teacher tripped over the overhead projector cord.
(I felt bad, but it was funny.)

2) I cried in 5th grade. (still haunts me)

3: I punched a mexican kid in the head a few times because he slapped me (gym in 7th grade.)

4: Me and my friends had a farting contest in gym in the 6th grade, and I shit my pants. (only my close friends know about it. And...now NG)

5: Pranks in the lunchroom this year and last year. (includes bursting bags of milk, making bloody tampons with ketchup, plain fucking with people, etc.

6: My friend carl got jumped by 8th graders when he was in 7th. (big bloody mess)

7: When I put pizza in my friend larry's binder and he found out 4 days later. (beginning of this year)

8: I slid into the SAP room on my stomach and got my friend David another day of SAP and he was pissed. (this year)

9: The school security guard got busted for molesting a middle schooler. (7th grade)

All I can think of right now. I know there's alot more.

At 4/8/07 01:35 AM, poxpower wrote: when you think about the game, you lose. And if someone asks, you have to explain the game to them.

And you're always playing. Always.

try it with your friends, it's great! Every time you see people who you know play the game, you think about the game again and you lose!

Everyone's a loser. There is no way to win.

My brain deficated after I read that.

You're a strange person pawcks. >:C

At 4/15/07 08:10 PM, Malachy wrote: wanna touch my long erect member as i quiver with want and anticipation?

Mmmm...

Don't bring any lube...I have a thing for pain.

At 4/15/07 08:05 PM, Malachy wrote: you're still a douche who still doesn't understand

Wanna hang out?

At 4/15/07 08:01 PM, Malachy wrote: that would be the rest of the 13 year olds who dont get the reference at all and are trying to figure out how else to kill the joke by finding the bold button and saying some dumbassary

Whenever the opportunity is open.

I'll try to say cock joke. Like an crocodile on an...antelope(?)

At 4/15/07 07:23 PM, Jedicommander wrote: I need some good links to those screamers i need to scare the shit out of my grandfather

You're going to hell...

all I can say.

COCK JOKE!!

He'll never show up.

I am the veteran of sleep paralysis.

I have one at least every month. Horrible experiences.

Your picture (or whatever that thing is) is pretty pewp.

I don't even understand what the point of it is.

At 4/14/07 10:22 AM, Acerbic wrote: And of course, without the lines...

It almost looks real...

9/10 awesome.

At 4/14/07 03:37 AM, squeakytoad wrote: Johnny-Utah's main things are his homosexual humor and "cock jokes". It's his area, and he can't be funny outside of it.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's a bad thing to be stuck to one genre of humor. Plenty of famous comedians are like that. Bill Cosby is limited to child-related humor, Stephen Colbert is mostly stuck to satire of politics (and some pop culture), and Jim Gaffigan can only mock himself and take common everyday things and make them funny through the way he states them.

His stuff is getting pretty repetetive though, its usually the same thing OVER and OVER again.

Some characters talking about their cocks...thats it.

I always read my posts before posting them, so I don't look like a retard.

I think popular artists are exploiting the homo-erotic humor. 300 was funny and all, but they have to give it a rest before it gets old.

At 4/14/07 01:16 AM, ExtraLife wrote: this man speaks the truth.

Thank ya.

At 4/13/07 10:52 PM, BlueHippo wrote: see, that's the spirit! many of us flash vets didn't just FIND our style instantly, we kinda had to invent it as we went on. (with the exception of zekey, his shit has always screamed zekey :P)

Some of Zekey's flashes kind of remind me of Looney Toons, especially Squaresville.

Nobody can really be THAT original anymore when it comes to art or cartoons, because pretty much all of the styles have been used already.

At 4/14/07 01:06 AM, nolliehardflip wrote: dude dont get into skating if ur not gona be serious about it

What is a good reason why skateboarding should be taken seriously?

It's just a fun thing to do when you're hanging out with friends, or even alone.

If you take it seriously it won't be fun.

At 4/14/07 01:03 AM, Shawtey wrote:

At 4/14/07 01:00 AM, MisterDielectric wrote: I grew up with the NES and the regular gameboy. While my other friends were playing sonic and twisted metal. I was chilling with tetris and super mario bros 1-3.

Long live old school.

YEAH MAN still play my original Zelda

I got bored of that years ago.

Cause I sucked at it. 0___0

Excite bike anyone?

At 4/14/07 12:52 AM, Hycran wrote: i'M SURPRISED HOW MANY REAL ANSWERS THIS THREAD is GETTING

that being said. Stop wasting your money, skateboarding is a fad and you will never succeed,

Shut your face.

It's fun, and not supposed to be taken seriously.

I grew up with the NES and the regular gameboy. While my other friends were playing sonic and twisted metal. I was chilling with tetris and super mario bros 1-3.

Long live old school.