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At 6/27/09 08:28 PM, Slinging-Blood wrote: Dear NG users,

For an intense and amazing time do 2-3 tabs of some awesome E and then go for a nice long run, don't drink any water, and do a shitload of jumping jacks! Basically make yourself sweat, feels great!

lmao

At 6/27/09 08:24 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Well, I'm glad you aren't dead or anything. Did you get arrested or anything?

Nope. Just the evil eye from a few doctors and nurses. They must of said "don't do drugs or alcohol' like 5 times, pretty annoying.

At 6/27/09 07:55 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: What's REALLY sad is some asshole sold him some meth tabbed out with acid and told him it was E. THERE's the bastard in this.

I'm pretty sure there was no acid in what I took. Just good ol' methamphetamine!

At 6/27/09 07:48 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote: That's sad that you didn't even know E was meth.

That's sad that I knew and didn't care. Fuck off faggot.

This topic is at risk of being lame, but whatever i'm just going to wing it.

I was at my friend's house yesterday who happens to be an "E-Head" and we decided to score some "e-bombs" through a drug dealer. I took ecstasy once before this time and it was freaking incredible, I felt the normal effects of the drug like wiggly distorted vision, intense compassion for people (which is rare for a dude like me) I was just fucked up and loving it.

Since I loved it so much I craved another trip...typical. So we got the Ecstasy and I dropped it immediately, then we walked to the local park to chill and wait for it to kick in. My friend and his girlfriend were getting bored and bitching at eachother so we ended up leaving. So we're all getting pissed off at eachother for reasons i'm not going to get into, so i decide to ditch those dirtbags to go home and maybe masterbate and draw a picture (lol)

When I get home, which was about an hour or two after I took the E. I start to REALLY feel it. I tried to sit down but failed and ended up pacing back and fourth outside of my bedroom. At this point my body is getting extremely warm and i'm starting to sweat ALOT. My hands are tingly, my heart is racing, I can't think of anything else besides "Shit...I might die because of this!" which is the worst thing to think of because that causes anxiety, if you're a puss like me. I knew that the feeling wasn't going to get any less intense.

In a panic I look up "Risks of taking ecstasy" and i read that ecstasy causes your body to lose the ability to thermo-regulate itself and there have been a few cases of death because of this. I related that to my situation because my body felt like it was fighting death or something. My FUCKING HEART was going CRAAZY. I couldn't ignore it.

This is the part when I tell my mom. I said "Mom...I did something stupid." She was like "WHAT JAMES" all concerned. I paused and I was like "I took E, mom" GASP! "And it feels like i'm going to die"
So we get in the car to go to the hospital and i'm just FLIPPING. My heart is racing faster and faster as we drive, my hands are ice cold, my whole body is shaking, my head was extremely hot, and I have absolutely no saliva. I'm saying "sorry mom, sorry mom" over and over, screaming and punching the seat "HELP ME!!! FUUUCK" I said that at some point during the ride, maybe like 12 times. The terror was just overwhelming...at this point I just want to see tomorrow. haha...pathetic right? The words Thermoregulation, thermoregulation were echoing in my head.

I arrived at the emergency room and they registered me for cardiac or something and they hooked me up to their monitor thing and stuck an IV in my arm. They said my heart was going at 120bpm which is really above average. At least for a healthy person. It was pretty amazing how my heart rate returned to normal so quickly. The lowest it went was 75bpm which was a welcome change.

So i'm sitting on the hospital bed, marble pupils and all... I see a middle-aged lady in a wheel chair palming her heart and shaking uncontrollably. The same thing as me but probably 10x worse. I overheard the doctors say "Anxiety blah blah 160bpm" Jesus christ...i couldn't imagine the pain. That was a person in a REAL emergency. Nothing compared to my bad-ecstasy-trip.

After about 2 hours in the hospital I returned to reality and went home. Ecstasy has some gnarly substances in it. Like methamphetamine and shit. Never again. My fragile mind can't handle it.

So IN CONCLUSION! WITHOUT A MOMENT TO SPARE...drugs r bad, mmkay?

lol?

Whats the name of the thing that lets you zoom in and out in flash? It's like a camera inside flash. I'm retarded and I forgot the name of it. And i need to DL dat shyt.

lolthx <333333

At 4/27/09 03:25 PM, YeOldeSierra wrote: The videos are made to shock and disturb views. Oh, and apparently, the second guy in the BME Pain was REAL. The people doing the videos are freaks, and they're more than likely hopped up on drugs so that they feel nothing.

Finally, why did you watch the whole video if it disturbed you so much?

Because i'm a fucked up dude i guess.

bump ze thread.

At 4/27/09 12:30 PM, SplatterSocom wrote: I'm telling you, swap.avi is where it's at.

Tell me what that is first. Then maybe i'll watch.

At 4/27/09 01:49 AM, Elios wrote: 2. No audio in the video.

Did you even hear the jar shatter?

Yes, you could hear everything.

(SORRY FOR BUMPING THIS USELESS THREAD LOLOLOL)

At 4/26/09 11:49 PM, XDuradinX wrote: On a side note, any particular reason you know how the whole video, including the 3 minutes of glass/anal picking, went? If it was that bad, you would've thought that you would stop watching it.

It's so disturbing i had to watch it like 4 times.

OK. I've been around the internet for a good amount of years and no doubt some videos have corrupted and shocked my fragile mind...but this particular video disturbed me horribly.

Yesterday my friend was showing me videos on the site efukt.com and we came across a video of an obviously disturbed man inserting a pickle jar in his asshole, and as soon as the jar became completely lodged in there he sits back on the lid and it shatters causing his rectum to profusely gush blood. He continues to hunch over and fish out the glass shards for a good 3 minutes. The man probably did this on purpose, but i can't be sure. HE DIDNT EVEN SCREAM.

This video is in the same ballpark as the pain olympics, which has confused the fuck out of me every time i've seen it. It's just too graphic and weird for me to process.

Why do these people do such horrible things to their body? Their injuries are so gruesome and definitely cause permanent damage. WHATS THE POINT PEOPLE? MONEY? FAME? BRAGGING RIGHTS? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE SERIOUSLY TELL ME. I KNOW SOME OF YOU KNOW. DO THEY HAVE SOULS? IS ALEX TREBEK GAY?

Thank you.

IM 5 MINUTES LATE. SHIIIIT. Please accept this.

I worked hard on it. It's the grim reaper from "The Grim Reaper Show".

Heres the grim reaper from "The Grim Reaper Show" series. It's kind of an old series.

It's not done yet, i still hafta make a background.

...just thought i'd share it.

At 5/21/08 06:10 PM, Gabrielle-Grey wrote:

At 5/21/08 06:06 PM, Psycho wrote: JUST GIVE THEM THE KFC AND THEY'LL GO AWAY.

fail

I found it funny.

At 5/21/08 11:38 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/S tarlight-lyrics-Muse/24A1146C3F5BFE14482 5718C0010654A

Perhaps Muse?

THAT'S IT!

Thanks, man.

At 5/21/08 11:38 PM, dearion wrote: You've been on here 2 years and you don't know where to post it's called the music forum maybe one of those guys can help you out.

No.

I'm looking for this song with the lyrics "I just want to hold you in my arms" that's the only lyric I know in it. I thought it might be a radiohead song but i'm not sure.

There was a man singing in a high voice singing " I just wanted to hoooooold you iiiiin my aaarms" Sorry if i'm being insanely vague but maybe at least one of you know what i'm talking about.

If you could hook me up with a title and artist that'd be sweet.

I cannot say anything negative about that badass drawing. You rule.

At 4/24/08 11:47 PM, MadCow wrote: neat-o doodle i did after state testing was over in class. i dunno if i wanna photoshop and color it and stuff cuz i think it's a finished piece cuz i did all shadin and all the stuff i'd do to finish something.

His face is just a flap of skin over his gums! :O

Really good, love the teeth.

At 4/21/08 06:05 PM, powerman-x wrote: picture of Marc Johnson (SOTY brah!)

Marc Johnson is sick. When was he skater of the year?

Nice drawings, man.

Would you rather have a cup of diarrhea or a large turd? I find the diahrrea will have a smoother creamier taste to it than the shit log. Yet the turd may have a hidden surprise inside of it, much like finding the prize in a cracker jack box, but it'll most likely be a lone piece of corn or a peanut. Also having the leftover poop in your teeth for later is an advantage over the liquid diahrrea.

I imagine the diarrhea will be ingested much too fast to give any real pleasure to your taste buds. The poop log will be there to munch on for many minutes, like a large snickers bar, except it's a delectible anal dump.

You can also do many more things will a shit log. You can use it as a pencil on a math test, lay it on your doorstep as a doormat, or just smear it all over your teddy bears. The diahrrea will just make a mess because it has no real shape or stucture. The only other use I can think of is using it as hair spray.

Nib High football rules.

Country x10000

I like gay tacos.

Guarantee my arachnaphobia is 100x worse than anyones in here. Even toy ones freak me the fuck out. It's just my instincts.

At 4/22/08 07:16 PM, RubberBandMethod wrote: I love you (in a totally asexual way of course).....just thought you should know that.

Hah, thanks man. Happy belated 4/20 to you.

At 4/22/08 07:05 PM, RubberBandMethod wrote: RIGHT THERE! Thank YOU SIR! You just conveyed everything I've ever wanted to say to those Weed-Haters on Newgrounds. They try to lecture us about wasting our lives when they spend 25 hours out of a 24 hour day on the computer.

I know. They hate weed because their fat, low I.Q. parents and the truth commercials tell them it'll make you go CRAYYZEE and FAIL AT LIFE. When in reality it makes you a happier person, when not done in excess. I feel bad for little douches like that kid.

At 4/18/08 12:21 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: I might not understand why people do this because I am ASD

You're in after school detention, eh? And somebody farted, eh?

At 4/22/08 06:50 PM, darknessdweller wrote: Why are so many Newgrounders trying weed!? Youre just gunna ruin ur fukin lives!

Wow, you act like it's crack. And this is coming from a 13 year old kid whose profile message is "I waste my life on the computer". Maybe you should go out and smoke some weed, huh?

Draw a correct anarchy sign plz.

I added a 30 second doodle for poopz n gigglez :3

Manga MS paint or casturation? I choose casturation.

dickbutt

I stopped playing those fucking Tony Hawk games after the second one, same shit over and over. Skate definitely wins over it.

Trasher Skate and Destroy is second place. Anybody remember that game? It came out around the same time as THPS1 on regular playstation, it's so good. It got no attention because it didn't have asshole Tony Hawk's name on the cover.

But a REAL skateboard wins any day, and playing REAL games of s.k.a.t.e.