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get a frying pan, heat it up with oil in, drop the hash with tea into it, it will melt. pour this oil, hash and leaves into a nice hot cup of coffee. drink. fly

At 7/26/09 02:49 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Use a slightly lower bitrate, perhaps? You can provide a download link in your author comments to a higher quality version for all the people complaining of ear-rape.

this is a good plan, as the song is only a few Kb over the limit, so it wont make to much difference. and yeah good plan ill post a 320 along with it for people that care

Hey guys err i just finnished a track ive been working on for a few weeks now, and its just over 8MB (file size limit for audio portal) so I decided to upload it elsewhere and link directly.

Its a drum bass track, i called it "Stabs" because of the hook melody stabs that come in halfway through the build up. Its kind of jungle/liquid sort of thing, mostly just exploring techniques and having a laugh, tryin to imporve my skills. please take a listen and see what you think.

thanks guys

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/4/10/2 398737/stabs.mp3

Wouldnt it make more sense to say what would you do if you only had 30 mins to live? Because surely anything you do in those 30 mins dosent ruin your life, because you said you die anyway?

Anyway; it would be to eat myself to death with tuna mayonaise sandwiches. MMMMM, that shits good.

At 4/9/09 01:40 PM, WingCommand wrote:

At 4/9/09 01:33 PM, max15946 wrote: wat about NJ?

Hey!! New Jersey is cool. We have a Atlantic City. Fuck you.

And evidently a funciontal education system...

Monty Python and The Holy Grail...

I love the other stuff they do but that movie just seemed to lack the constant hilarity of the other material, and frankly, once youve lost that, the film becomes idiotic and tedious.

I found this funnier:

Get an iPod, they are obviously more resistant to medium localized shock impact.

dammnit my speed is at zero at the moment.

SEED PEOPLE, SEED!

My english teacher, genious of literature, used to work in Burger King, loves food, absoltuely amazingly funny guy, so smart and relaxed. Big, bald and he kind of has a bumbling manner. And he has said some fucking brilliant quotes in his time while trying to use them as analogies:

"I like the smell of my own poo" (while trying to explain that in literature often the villains are unaware of their evils)

"Exctracting useful information from poems is like using a breast pump"

"I read Men's Health, yeah, so what?" (while talking about magazines)

At 3/10/09 09:29 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: Teenage angst is fucking hilarious.

You're thirteen.

Wish I could even remember that... :(

Yeah so basically, theres this really funny bit in one of the episodes, where Karen (who is Japaense herself), is impersonating a stereotypical angry Japanese woman, and shouts "I REMEMBER YOU FACE!". Its soooo funny, and last night, me and a load of friends were saying it all night, bloody hilarious drunk night. Anyway, the point is, Ive forgotten which episode it's from, and its really bugging me, coz im trying to find a clip of it, because none of my friends ave actually seen it.

So please, if you have seen it, could you try and find me a clip

PS ive been looking on youtube for the past hour, but theres so many, it has come to no avail.

thanks

The Love Guru, and Meet The Spartans. Biggest waste of time ever. And Tropic Thunder almost gets in that list too.

Inject liquid butter into anything he eats, so over the next few years he becomes morbidly obese, then he may eventually suffer some sort of obesity-related health problem.

Mmm ive read up on them, and on some websites it says they are good, some says they are bad. Lots of them are saying where they were very bad in their infantile years, they are now the best for 3G, and good all round. Lets hope so.

Fuck, are you serious about the network coverage?

Does anybody have this phone? Mine is arriving tommorrow, just wondering what you think of it? Im a big Facebook user, which is why I chose it. And its monthly tariff, £15, is incredible for the unlimited internet usage, and unlimited texts.

Any thoughts?

Pics or it didnt happen.

Oh wait....

At 3/1/09 07:06 AM, Ogirra wrote: That's pretty good man.

I used to have that tariff but My MSN usage was 3000 messages a month.

Now I'm on £20 for 200 minutes and unlimited texts.

On the INQ? Is the msn usage limited?

At 2/28/09 11:36 PM, MushookieMan wrote:

At 2/28/09 11:32 PM, Xinxinix wrote: Most Creative Way To Kill Someone?

With art.

P.S. mosquitoes could never kill you. It's not possible.

malaria could

Im getting a new phone, do you think its a good deal? £15 a month, i get 75 minutes, unlimited texts/SMS, unlimited 3G internet anywhere access, unlimited facebook and msn access, unlimited international skype calls and messaging, and unlimited mobile to moblie calls to other three users. I cant wait til it arrives!

Lexicon is the extent of your vocabulary; e.g. had I have had a larger lexicon, I would have known the word "lexicon" !

At 2/23/09 05:15 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:

At 2/23/09 05:11 PM, STEM wrote: Haha, a student wanting to learn...these kids today!

Is that the ironic part? I don't understand.

Anyways, congratulations, your vocabulary has now increased slightly.

Thank you sensei, I plan to use it in a sentence tommorrow.

One of my teachers used the word "lexicon" today, and I didnt know what it meant, and not wanting to interrupt/seem stupid, I wrote it down and googled it when I got home....

You friend is indeed, a said "douche".

Wow, this guy in my class got it pierced over the weekend, same ear, same position, same stud thing. Looks cool.

Theres this guy in my Spanish class who is a compete loser and is very annoying to everyone in the class, inculding the teacher.

One time we were learning about "going out" or something and the kid asked the teacher how to say "Il pick you up at seven" in spanish and i said out loud " Dont think youll need to worry about that one".

Pretty funny at the time, even the teacher laughed. But the kid is still annoying as hell...

pics from day 1!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/35617119@N0 5/sets/72157614188564327/

Try typing coal and see what interesting suggestions it come up with....