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Read up. You may have come down with porn induced erectile dysfunction, or PIED for short. The only solution to the problem that you are facing right now is to retire your dick for a while, and quit watching porn.

These are the bands/artists that i've given the most attention to as of late. ^_^

Anamanaguchi
exileFaker
IAYD ( I Am Your Destruction)
Daft Punk
Stone Temple Pilots - alternative/stadium rock
Pearl Jam
Nujabes/Fat Jon/ Force of Nature
Them Crooked Vultures

Faggottron-9000000000X

A few months ago I found out that a girl that I liked for the longest time liked me as well from a mutual friend. Now we're dating :3

Probably around a 7, i'd be an 8 if i exercised and ate healthier. But fuck that~

At 7/24/12 09:03 PM, e-lord wrote: what's wrong with masturbating?

perfectly normal part of life

If you do it too much over a long period of time, you can become complacent with just masturbating instead of going out and finding a mate. This isn't true with everyone, but it does happen, and once it does, it's hard to slow down. I'm one of those people :/. And good for you man! :D I'm attempting to do the same. My longest stint without masturbating was about...... two months. And then i started back up again :/

At 7/17/12 11:44 PM, ZeldaFan64DS wrote:

At 7/17/12 11:42 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote:

At 7/17/12 11:36 PM, ZeldaFan64DS wrote:

At 7/17/12 11:30 PM, Slint wrote: This sure got interesting after the derail.

You wouldn't be saying that if you were the one being ganged up on.

lmao

people are saying mean words on the internet oh nooooooooooo

i should write a book about my suffering

Why can't you people ever fucking stop?! What the fuck is wrong with you?! Do you people have fucking mental problems?!

Do you? It's the fucking internet, why are you taking it so seriously? If your really gonna let this get to you then why keep coming back for more? Just get off your damn computer, it shouldn't be that hard.

Kennedy was assassinated

Tape it back on. What's the problem?

I'm partially Native American (no clue what tribe, though.... '._.) , Black, German, and Italian. I'm sure there's more in me, I just haven't taken the time to ask around my family about it. I'm me, and that's all that matters. If we start taking too much pride in our races we'll have America in the 50's all over again, the different races segregated and in constant strife. And that's no fun no sir.

I am fond of my Jewfro, though. ^_^

Download Netscape.

Truly the best browser out there. I use it for EVERYTHING

Shampoo & Conditioner - No real preference here.
Body wash - Some variant of Old Spice. Right now I'm using Dry Skin Defense, but I usually use Swagger.
Deodorant - Degree For Men - Dry Protection. Cheap and effective; I usually buy them in packs.
Body spray- I use Polo, but as long as it smells good, I'll use anything.
Toothpaste - No real preference here, either.

As for gel.... I have yet to find one that my hair agrees with >_< So I usually just run cold water through it.

It's your life in the end. Live it how you want to, not according to someone else's moral standards. If you and her are close enough, go for it.

The moment I wake up I shower, and if I'm going out in public I always throw some deodorant and cologne on. I can go 2 or 3 days without brushing my teeth, but I'd rather not because they always feel all grimy and shit when i do end up doing so. Not to mention the bad breath..... ughhhhhh I can't stand it! >_< And uhhhh my hair absolutely detests combs so I haven't done that in a while, haha.

To not die an anonymous face that no one will remember in the long run.

Hahahahaha like that'll happen I'm probably just gonna run a radio station down in florida.

I feel your pain man. I can barely string together a coherent thought in English.... I'm never gonna survive out there >_<'

For the longest time i thought that zombies would break into my bedroom through my window and eat me. I would literally look out of my window to check if there were any there before i went to bed on a daily basis... And then i would have nightmares about them. >_<

At 7/2/12 02:06 PM, The-universe wrote: Pull out my phone and call for help.

But what if no signal... @_@

At 7/2/12 05:21 PM, MrPercie wrote: build a house out of my own shit

then probably fuck a deer and then eat it.

Whoa man.

If I really had no way of getting out, i'd just start migrating from place to place without a definite home until I either went crazy and attacked something dangerous or get mauled by a bear during my excursions.

Or I could hide in the trees and live with the monkeys.

Courage the cowardly dog as an anime? WHAT FUCK NO

Lavos from the snes game Chrono Trigger. He crashes down to earth out of nowhere and causes an ice age, then after that blows over he re-creates all forms of life on the planet just to feed off of the energy they radiate.

Plus his boss battle is pretty crazy in itself.... @_@

Chicks and dicks by junior senior.

I think i win this one guys.

At 5 minutes ago, Rallard wrote: I never understood the point of this. Like, do you feel better not succumbing to urges or some shit?

I don't know how long I lasted, because I don't keep track of trivial bullshit like that. But when I had a real low sex drive and no internet about a year ago, I unintentionally went about a month I think. Then I had a wet dream and it was fucking weird, so seriously, no more of that shit.

Enjoy the unnecessary public boners and wet dreams, losers.

Actually, yes. The longer you go without, in this case, masturbating, the less urges you have in the future. It takes a while, but it happens.

You can choose to believe me or not on this, but wet dreams are a side effect of masturbating. I notice that the longer that I go without jacking off, the less wet dreams I have, contrary to popular belief. Besides, the hangover period (Where you're brain is all fuzzy and you can barely think straight) from a wet dream is much more tolerable that after you masturbate. I haven't had a wet dream i quite some time.

The longest i've gone without wacking it is a couple of months.

At 1 day ago, dlxrevolution wrote:

At 1 minute ago, Prodigy wrote: Post your thoughts.

Maybe the woman felt that her 5 yr old child was being exposed to something she didn't feel her child was ready to see.

That's exactly what's wrong with the scenario! If she continues to shelter her child like this, he'll most likely grow up believing that gay marriage is strange or wrong.

That woman should've been the one to be thrown out for starting a commotion, not the gay couple. That's just pure discrimination right there. They weren't even doing anything wrong...

It will eventually happen, no matter what advances medical science will undergo in the future. This is all the more reason to live your life to the fullest, so that when your time does come, you won't regret it.

It's really not healthy to dwell on a question like this. You'll never get an answer, because know one knows, and you won't until you actually do pass on. If you keep thinking about it, it WILL slowly eat you alive. That's a promise.

Wow. You DO realize that the only reason that most of the inventions that we have today were created by men was because women had absolutely NO voice in the past, right? If women were granted the right to vote or were given the same rights that men have from the start, the world would be a much different, and possibly BETTER, place.

Sexism is funnnn!

At 21 hours ago, Hancack wrote:

At A few seconds ago, MiloBased wrote: Let me get this story right:

You were pissed because there was a box on your porch.

This person has kicked you in the mouth(not even going to ask)

You left school to smoke weed and eat, yet for some reason you came back to school that day.

I couldn't miss all of the periods after lunch. I still want to get an education. I just had to make this mother-fucker pay.

Can you remember anythingfrom the lessons that you sat through after getting high?

Lol, you think that's bad? Try living in a utility room for a few days and have your siblings shouting as loud as they can at 6 in the morning on for size sometime.

Get over it, man. I deal with it every time I go to my dad's house, and I still enjoy my time over there.

Do you really have nothing better to do?

I thought it sounded cool at the time.

1. Grab a tire iron
2. Go over to his house
3. Proceed to beat the living fuck out of him until he appears to stop moving (don't panic when he does, he's just sleeping)
4. Stuff him in an air-tight bag
5. Shove him in the back of your pick up truck
6. Drive home
7. Throw him on your bed, and have your way with him!