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At 12/24/13 01:45 AM, Boomstick wrote:

At 12/23/13 11:57 PM, Metraff wrote:

I think either got that Starbomb album, or Plastic Beach by Gorillaz

God, I want Demon Days on Vinyl. I've got almost every album on Vinyl, except for Demon Days, because moniez.

Just as a collector thing, or do you actually have something to play it in?

At 12/24/13 01:14 AM, SpankyG wrote: Selena. I can't get over her beautiful pictures. I respect her though.

Lol Selena, the one who talks about her bf and posts tits in the same post?
0/10 would not gf

At 12/24/13 01:08 AM, Xenomit wrote: You kept asking me if I did on the chat and I kept ignoring you for personal reasons

for personal reasons

hehehehe

At 12/23/13 02:54 PM, i9incher wrote:

At 12/23/13 02:50 PM, Merpy wrote: What type of music
any ideas?

alternative, perhaps car or city themed, we are tossing around ideas right now. just wanting to see different styles people are offering etc.

if this gives any ideas : merge without looking : break

I'll put something together, see if you like it.

I wet the bed 'til I was like 7, and couldn't tie my shoes 'til 9.

At 12/24/13 12:25 AM, Sodamachine wrote: Metraff I'm going to fuck you.

same

At 12/24/13 12:18 AM, Atlas wrote: None because that's weird.

Atlas you're my crush too, stop pushing me away

WADEFULP
Okay, now you

At 12/22/13 10:07 AM, JmdMagic wrote: Hey, American homosexuals. Time to check your white privilege.

Best post here

At 12/23/13 11:54 PM, Gagsy wrote: I just want to link to this right now because I still find it hilarious when I read it. I won't be opening any gifts till Christmas Day. All 2 of them.

Haha oh man

I think either got that Starbomb album, or Plastic Beach by Gorillaz

I dunno why don't you climb up on that big ol' sack and find out

I could make a better rap.
Right now.
Here on NG.

At 12/23/13 08:23 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 12/23/13 08:14 PM, Phobotech wrote:

I wish I was immune to all negative effects that can be caused by the weather...including overheating, freezing to death, dehydration, illness, or even radiation sickness.

Granted. After you save the country from a nuclear meltdown the radiation you're personally immune to still clings to you and you're forced to life a far distance from other human beings and never again know an un-gloved touch.

I wish for more of these rocking Christmas cookies.

Granted, but they're crammed full of laxatives.
ALSO I AM NOW MOD HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

I wish I didn't already eat that burger I bought at MacDon's.

At 12/23/13 06:41 PM, Atlas wrote: I see you use Spotify. You are a good man.

'Til my copy of Starbomb gets here!

At 12/23/13 07:52 PM, Satan wrote: Your friend is a massive fucking dick. This is why I have my computer off-limits to anyone besides myself.

Plus, I don't need people going through all of my folders. Because reasons.

He also did this: I leave for the restroom for a minute while he tries figuring out how to download music. I come back and none of my USB ports work except for one, the one the keyboard's plugged into. So now if I wanna use a speaker, mic, tablet, I have to unplug the keyboard. He blamed me for it.

S'all good, though, I told him to fuck off the other day.

At 12/23/13 06:54 PM, UncleCubone wrote: Is that shit surrounding the screen always there?

I'd be more pissed to see that than Slender.

No, seriously. Take all that off. It's an abomination.

Wasn't on there before he downloaded it. It came with all kinds of other shit too. Weather Channel, Weatherbug, a few security programs, etc.

Fucker tried downloading Slender

Welp,

At 12/13/13 12:27 AM, null556 wrote: I was expelled for hacking when I was 14.

Yeah
Ok

At 12/12/13 10:45 PM, Kwing wrote: The first person with whom I had a mutual attraction to was a very potent psychic and energy healer. It wasn't uncommon for her to ask me a question only to answer it herself the moment the answer formed in my head.

That's crazy.

That reminds me, can't believe I missed this one. I once tried a long-distance relationship over the internet (oh god why?). Turns out she lied about her age (was 21, told me she was 16), so I just kinda dropped contact with her. Turns out she ran away from home and hitchhiked to come to my house. Told me she paid whoever drove her with handjobs and road head. I got creeped out, so I called her mom, who called the police, who brought her home. Pretty crazy, man.
Just searched for the missing person report, but I guess they deleted it since.

When I was in 5th grade some kid brought his mom's bong to school. The cops did this whole interrogation deal and the mom got arrested, kid sent away, yadda yadda. News came later in the week and did a story on it, they asked me to talk about something I don't remember.

Cash cash

Shawn Johnson grabbed my junk.

When she was training in Iowa, she became good friends with my cousin who was also a gymnast. Said cousin often invited her to stay at my Gramma's house, where I lived for a short while. So we're screwing around in the pool when they get the bright idea to throw me in the air, gymnastics-style or whatever, so I was like "yeahokay" & complied. Not really sure how it happened but I remember slipping my foot on her or something and she full-palm grasped my nutsack. It hurt, but I was young at the time, so I remember getting a pretty weird boner. She laughed, gave me a hug, things went on as normal.

Anyone else?

ps I banged her that night (totally not a lie)

At 12/11/13 05:45 PM, Mumbo wrote:

At 12/11/13 05:06 PM, Xenomit wrote: Neither

Drunk sex is reckless, passionless, and you usually don't remember anything

It's like, one of the worst kinds of sex

Lol a 14 year old would know

You'd be surprised by how different our generation is from yours, sadly

Thanks for the replies, guys.

I think we've found someone (at least for now), but we may or may not still need someone after this. You may be getting messages from me soon, though!

At 12/9/13 09:12 PM, ohbombuh wrote: Every day I get just a little happier about having Anglo-Saxon blood.

lol

At 12/8/13 11:29 PM, elreybon wrote: Some Questions...

How long is each episode? Are you looking at 2-4 min shorts, 5-10 webisodes or are you trying for something longer?

How much raw footage are you taking?
I make training videos for my work and it's not uncommon to have 60+ min of raw footage to sort through for a 3 min video.

What format are you shooting in/ what are you using to shoot your video?

Are you wanting visual/sound effects added or are you looking for straight cuts/fades from raw video?

In the same vein, how much audio/video touching up will you require?
If you don't shoot all your video at the same time you can have light/sound issues that aren't noticeable until you splice the two shots together. Things like a low rumbling that changes pitch or suddenly the room is noticeably darker can ruin a video and takes a bit of work in post to even things out.

What is the premise of your show?

I'm interested in helping out, but video editing can be time intensive based on the answers to the questions above.

Hey, man, glad you asked!

With each episode, we plan to record for 15 minutes at a time, sometimes a bit more or less. We're pretty loose on that. It's an on-going show, really only ending when one of us decides it's time to call it quits.

Like I said before, we plan to record raw footage of about 15 minutes at a time, maybe more, maybe less. Collectively, I doubt you'll need to cut out more than a minute, if that.

I don't think we'll need any visual affects, but we may (as part of a joke we may be making) ask you to put up an image or text for a little bit, then take it away. Simple stuff.

For audio touch-up, well there were a couple videos we made where we experimented with the mic. It didn't go so well - the sounds are noticeable, but we planned to just be like "fuck it" and just laugh about it in the next episode after. We've fixed the problem since. If you really wanted to, you could see what you could do about it. No way is it necessary, though. As for video touch-up, I don' think that'll be necessary for the kind of show this is.

The premise. It's a comedy show. And a show about video games, however you wanna' view it. The formula we follow is heavily inspired by a show I'm sure you've heard of, Game Grumps. No facecam, only gameplay. We sit on a couch with an EZ Cap and a Blue Yeti plugged into a laptop.

Still interested? PM me your email & I'll send you everything you need! Or if you've got more questions, yeah.

I used to have a YouTube Channel with like 10k subscribers, a Facebook page with 800-some likers. I also was on the 1st place team on the Assassin Jam, which got front page'd, and today a project I contributed to got Daily 4th.

So yeah, not much, but I think 2014's my year

At 12/8/13 10:20 PM, Jester wrote:

At 12/8/13 09:56 PM, ionrayner wrote: It's not a good thing when you're counting down your medals and then you realize the number in your page is smaller than it should be.

It's not a good thing when you're counting down your medals.

Seconding this

Being 15, I think it's just fine I have no "friends" on this site. Just collaborators. Hope to make some soon, though.

So a friend of mine named Jake & I finally figured out tech issues for the YouTube show we're putting together: Name of the Game. We've got all the technical shit figured out, & we've actually begun recording. We need an editor to cut some things out & other instructions which I'll obviously include with each video. This is an on-going thing & we can discuss payment. I'm not gonna lie, we won't be able to pay a whole lot, but if this whole thing takes off, we'll definitely discuss a raise in payment. We record multiple times per week & want to upload at least once per week, so it'll be kinduva' demanding-ish job. You'll never be short of work, is what I'm saying. PM me or email me at metraff@gmail.com if you're interested.

At 12/8/13 05:01 PM, gonzored1 wrote: Hey I am a young artist who is really wanting to make a android game. I would like a writer, programmer who can help program it for the android, and another artist. Private message me if you are interested.

So you've got no ideas on what you're going for?