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Response to: Edd Gould, 1988-2012 Posted March 28th, 2012 in NG News

R.I.P. Edd

I hate this month.

Response to: Randy Solem, 1975-2012 Posted March 20th, 2012 in NG News

After talking with a bunch of old members of the VGDC community, I still feel grief-stricken. I think I just need to call it a night for now.

I will miss you, Randy.

Response to: New 140x90 thumbnail format! Posted June 2nd, 2010 in NG News

I can't wait to see how pretty the site's going to look when the new layout is applied, with the new icons and whatnot.

Response to: Gary Coleman Dead Posted May 29th, 2010 in General

I didn't watch DIff'rent Strokes much. Still, I send my condolences to his family.

R.I.P. Gary

Gary Coleman Dead

Response to: my teacher is an asshole!! Posted May 8th, 2010 in General

At 5/7/10 06:34 PM, sehnsucht1 wrote: 70 - 80 yeah there is a difference 79 -80 THERE IS NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE. But at the same time, for school it is a huge difference. How exactly is one supposed to work 1% harder?

Well, there were other students in your class who earned at least an 80%, right?

Response to: One of my friends died last night Posted April 4th, 2010 in General

Any death involving drug use strikes a chord within me. You have my sympathy.

Response to: Disgusting. Posted December 19th, 2009 in General

Eh, I'm too busy playing Melee in college to post here as often as I did in high school.

Response to: FreeRice - Become less of a moron Posted November 29th, 2009 in General

One of my high school English teachers recommended this site to my class as good SAT preparation. Likewise, I played the game a day or two before taking the SATs. Granted, none of that vocabulary appeared on the test, but the game was still fun and educational. Plus, I fed some people, which is always nice.

Response to: The ugliest dog in the world Posted November 8th, 2009 in General

That dog is fucking adorable; I've definitely seen uglier.

Response to: Don't even lie. Posted November 8th, 2009 in General

I never had Pokemon bed-wear; I had Rugrats, which was my favorite show for such a long time.

Response to: Nickelodeon is bringing back! Posted November 8th, 2009 in General

Well, Jimmy Neutron wasn't a terrible show, and I did enjoy the movie when it came out back in '01.
(Holy shit, that was a while ago.)

Still, I don't know what they'll make of this spin-off.

Response to: When Did You Lose Your Footginity? Posted November 3rd, 2009 in General

I lost my footginity to my cousin.

Don't judge me.
Response to: When did you lose your virginity? Posted November 3rd, 2009 in General

I haven't yet.

Yay!
Response to: 112 year old man marries 17 y/o... Posted November 3rd, 2009 in General

Strong will, this man has.

112 year old man marries 17 y/o...

Response to: My mother's killer,26 years in jail Posted November 3rd, 2009 in General

At 11/3/09 01:45 AM, Rallard wrote: Sorry for your loss, and even more sorry that the fucker didn't get death or life in prison.

He did get life in prison. As quoted from the article:

"Her killer, 41-year-old Paul George Kowaleff, of Warnbro, who pleaded guilty to murdering Ms Nielsen, was hit with one of the longest sentences imposed in WA - life with a minimum of 26 years before parole."

Response to: My mother's killer,26 years in jail Posted November 3rd, 2009 in General

I hope the other prisoners find out what he did and cause him so much pain and misery.

You have my condolences.

Response to: Are pennies valuable to you? Posted November 3rd, 2009 in General

I try to give my pennies away as soon as I get them. For example, if I receive some pennies as part of my change at a convenience store, I put all of my pennies (and nickels) in their tip jars.

Response to: my algebra teacher is a jerk Posted November 3rd, 2009 in General

At 11/2/09 06:50 PM, Arclantic wrote: any sugestions on what i should do i realy dont like him and i think hes out to get me

Well, despite his unpleasant appearance, your teacher's not out to get you. Stop judging people superficially.

Anyway, before meeting with your teacher, which you will have to do eventually, read your textbook and compose a list of questions for him. If you do that, he will be better able to help you.

Algebra is a fundamental branch of mathematics. Take it seriously.

Response to: 15 y/o raped while others watch Posted October 27th, 2009 in General

It's a damn shame. I hope that therapy helps her to better manage the trauma of the event.

At 10/27/09 07:58 PM, MrPercie wrote: Wow americans are pussy's.

You're such an elitist.

Response to: Jack Black Posted October 27th, 2009 in General

Jesus Christ

(Picture is unneeded.)

Response to: Most assholish ad you've seen? Posted October 18th, 2009 in General

Well, this was the first ad that came to mind:

Most assholish ad you've seen?

Response to: Never forget the tragic day of 9-13 Posted September 14th, 2009 in General

From the few episodes that I've seen, it seemed like a good show. I hope the fans don't take it too hard.

Response to: Stupidest thing you've posted on NG Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

Thankfully, the stupidest things that I ever posted on NG have been deleted.

(They were a couple of flash reviews from 2004.)

Response to: Hello what's new what have I missed Posted August 23rd, 2009 in General

At 8/22/09 11:54 PM, Genocide wrote:
At 8/22/09 11:53 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 8/22/09 11:53 PM, sean5892 wrote:
At 8/22/09 11:46 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Art Portal, that's about it.

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/
Oh that's cool. Where's that literature portal Tom promised me?
Oh, it'll come out alongside with the Chat.
I hear that they are all going to release day and date with Duke Nukem Forever.

Isn't that the same day Valve's suppose to release Team Fortress 2?

Oh wait...

Hello what's new what have I missed

Response to: Hey NG how Big is your... Posted August 15th, 2009 in General

At 8/15/09 04:14 AM, MercatorMap wrote: I wear size 13 (in US sizes) shoes.

I also wear size 13 shoes and sneakers. I have the largest feet out of all my living family members.

Response to: 5 LBS of silly putty (Pics) Posted August 15th, 2009 in General

Sneak the putty into a library, find an old newspaper covering a famous historical event, and cover the whole title page with the putty. Afterward, take and post pictures of the putty.

Response to: Spongebob is fuckin gay Posted August 15th, 2009 in General

*raises hand like a short 5th grader trying to get his teacher's attention*

I like Spongebob, although I agree with those who say that the older episodes are better.

Response to: Damnit eBay Posted August 12th, 2009 in General

At 8/11/09 03:11 AM, killaboy69 wrote: eBay has screwed me over twice in a few weeks I got TF2 for $20 and it was meant to arrive today and never did and the suns down now so I don't see that happening.

That was a very dumb idea. Instead, for the same price, without S&H, and legally, you could have bought it off Steam.

Response to: Photoshop the Futurama Intro! Posted August 12th, 2009 in General

At 8/12/09 06:22 PM, TheReno wrote: So this is how they get bigger ratings.

This is definitely my favorite yet, and it may or may not be because I am a huge TF2 fan.

Response to: Chuck.e.Cheese just got fun. Posted August 12th, 2009 in General

Wow, they only give 80 tickets? In the arcades on the boardwalks at the New Jersey shore, those machines give up to 10,000 points (1,000 tickets). Why, a couple of weeks ago, I won 2,575 points on one of those machines.