You have been given a gift, my friend. Being sick is a wonderful opportunity to spread disease, and hence sadness! Revel in the sniffles of your enemies.

This is a simple one. What you have to do is conspire with the doctors and a group of your friends. If and when she wakes from the coma, you'll want to stage her hospital room to look like the depths of Hell. Get a few devil outfits from your local overpriced costume shop or, if that won't work, some S&M gear. The best way to emulate the look and feel of the eternal flames of Hell is to light stuff on fire, so definitely go with that. When she wakes, be dressed as Satan and shout "WELCOME TO HELL, I AM YOUR GOD NOW." The look on her face will be priceless and will endear for many years as a wonderful memory. Good times.

Perhaps you should become a Buddhist. They believe that attachment to the physical is the cause of suffering and so they practice detachment. You won't have to worry about breaking your dreamcast when you live in a monastery and don't have one to break.

Tell them that porn is like poetry for the cock, then guilt them for stifling your artistic expression.

Oh, that video summarizes every reason I hate anime....

Shadow of the Colossus would make for one EPIC movie.

I'd agree that not allowing oneself to become anxious over issues of socialization is a good way to exude confidence, but I always thought it was silly to label any part of one's life as "the best years," because it creates a sort of despair later in life which allows one to long for their youth again instead of maturing and accepting the future. You see this a lot in mid-life crises, where aging men try to cling to their youth by buying expensive sports cars and dating women that could be their daughters.

Corporate media owners are the real kingmakers in politics today, and it's a shame. Democracy should be by the many, not the few. Kucinich should have had a voice in the debate, regardless of what the network thought.

The big comparison we could make is between ourselves and the Roman empire in its latter existence. The country prospered so people got lazy and complacent, and that lead to Rome's downfall.

I do not approve, but I do remember the commercials and never before realized the terrible connotations of that product.

I remember the flash was about some like, Brazilian guy who owned some crime lord a bunch of money and was gonna lose his thumbs. That's about it.

At 1/6/08 09:09 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: i would sign up here.

I'm with him.

It needs more cowbell.

Well then, good luck. Finding an MMORPG that's free AND doesn't make you want to kill yourself after playing it for twenty minutes is the holy grail of internet gamers everywhere.

No, it's disgusting

At 12/26/07 11:59 AM, Zoraxe7 wrote:

At 12/26/07 11:57 AM, Merlin-Rune wrote: If you want to play an MMORPG through your browser, why not just play RuneScape then? You keep mentioning it.

Ive played runescape and Im a bit bored of it now.

Have you tried the members version? It's much larger and much more in-depth. Of course, if you don't have a budget for paying a fee, you're S.O.L.

If you want to play an MMORPG through your browser, why not just play RuneScape then? You keep mentioning it.

Good luck and godspeed. I've always wanted to try Linux myself, but I'm too lazy and uninspired to do something like that. Instead, I take naps.

Why are you apologizing for leaving? I'm pretty sure none of us has any idea who you are. Just go away. O__o

Sculpt a statue of Thor out of cheese. Take pics and post.

At 8/1/07 02:14 AM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote:

:Biggotry.

Homosexuality isn't wrong because homosexual aren't hurting anyone by being gay, unless they hit on me, then they must die in a fire.

I like Age of Mythology.

At 7/31/07 12:18 AM, Doom-Fan wrote: i wuz plaing DDr at sum arcaid and sum chik iz lik3 "hai, can i be ur bf, i lyke ur danse muves, lol and than i say lul ok.

it wuz almoost like we were ment 2 be or sumthin, i dunno lol!11

Anything like this happen to you guys?

"She" asked to be your "bf" so I think you might actually have a new boyfriend.

I don't know the answer to number four, but I wish I accidentally invented velcro, or the peg leg.

Blue is better because of the fact that it had Blastoise on the cover. Come on, a huge turtle with CANNONS.

In the original Super Mario Bros. every King Koopa you fight prior to the final one is an enemy in disguise. If you kill them using fire balls rather than using the axe to break the bridge, you'll see their true form as the drop into the lava. For instance, 1-4 Koopa is a Goomba.

I've always kept my 360 horizontal, just because it fits better in my cabinet then.

This is because you have to be naive to pay any significant amount of money for a bottle of water, regardless of how fancy it claims to be.

I think that when Tom dies, if NewGrounds is still around, he'll have chosen a successor to whom it'll fall to. This is assuming both that the site remains active for that long and that it isn't incorporated.

I prefer my sangwich to have turkey and swiss with a bit of light mayo on white. Nothing else, period.