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Author Search Results: 'MercatorMap'

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Topic: Why make fun of fat people?

Posted: 08/20/08 05:17 PM

Forum: General

Ok, so now we know that you are fat AND a fraud.

Great combo there. Any other shitty labels you want to add to your resume?


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Topic: To all you drivers out there

Posted: 08/20/08 05:04 PM

Forum: General

At 8/20/08 04:59 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:
At 8/20/08 04:48 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: But really, driver errors are what mostly cause collisions
As oppose to what?

As opposed to being a 16 year old female.


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Topic: Leon Kennedy Fail

Posted: 08/20/08 05:01 PM

Forum: General

At 8/20/08 04:56 PM, NG-NoName wrote: The world is a vampire.

Sent to draaaaain...


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Topic: Gaia Online, Trolling?

Posted: 08/20/08 04:57 PM

Forum: General

Want to troll gaiaonline?

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/lifestyl e-discussion/vampirism-the-human-vampire -a-lifestyle-supportthread/t.41142659_61 51

Post in this thread, tell them that vampires don't exist.

When they tell you that they do, tell them that there is no scientific evidence and they are full of shit.

Then proceed to call Fashion Zombie harlot an ugly wannabe scene kid and start telling the other one that she is fat because of the multiple chins in her picture.

I guarantee it will work.


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Topic: Gaia Online, Trolling?

Posted: 08/20/08 04:52 PM

Forum: General

How to properly troll gaiaonline...

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/lifestyl e-discussion/closed-lay-off/t.42876543_4 6/

Look at this Panemian kid. He knows what the hell he is doing.


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Topic: Photoshop a tank

Posted: 08/20/08 03:35 PM

Forum: General

At 8/19/08 02:32 AM, TheCrook wrote: The joked on me when I zoom out after 2 hours and realize that I just spent all that time tweaking a image of about 150 by 150.

Incredibly smexy!


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Topic: I hate living in Texas!

Posted: 08/20/08 03:33 PM

Forum: General

At 8/19/08 10:24 PM, H-K-S wrote:
At 8/19/08 08:00 PM, lilcheeselad wrote: Just be happy you don't live in Virginia.
Why? I live in Virginia.

Virginia sucks dick. I know because I live there.


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Topic: I'm applying for the border patrol!

Posted: 08/20/08 03:28 PM

Forum: General

At 8/20/08 03:25 PM, DJ-Keen wrote:
At 8/20/08 03:23 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Answer no if you don't have any in your system and if you have never been convicted.

In your system, that is, if you haven't used drugs within the past 6 months.
I just put that I haven't tried drugs within 3-4 years. I mean, not many people have never done drugs, and I figure they'd rather you know what the drugs look/smell like to help you identify them later.

They will train you to do that. They will expose you to drugs and show you what to look for and what they smell like.

Also, you will never dip your finger in the stuff and taste it. Why? Because what if it is something poisonous that appears to be drugs?


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Topic: I'm applying for the border patrol!

Posted: 08/20/08 03:23 PM

Forum: General

Answer no if you don't have any in your system and if you have never been convicted.

In your system, that is, if you haven't used drugs within the past 6 months.


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Topic: This guy won't shut up about sex

Posted: 08/20/08 12:53 AM

Forum: General

Cyber rape him.

Tell him that his continuing use of Runescape is proof enough that he is a virgin.


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Topic: I hate living in Texas!

Posted: 08/19/08 09:04 PM

Forum: General

Texas is not that bad. Comeon. I've never seen desert anywhere in the state. Sure there's hella lotta farmland and cows, but people listen to rap music and live in ghettos and all sorts of shit.

Texas has the same problem as everybody else.

Sure, the heat is intense, but I'd rather have dry heat than humidity like in Virginia any day.

Everything IS bigger in Texas you dipstick! That's the truth!

Fuck you OP! Texas is heaven on Earth! Just ask Sandy!

Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!

I hate living in Texas!


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Topic: Three Secret Forums?

Posted: 08/19/08 05:49 PM

Forum: General

At 8/19/08 05:01 PM, Rucklo wrote:
At 8/19/08 04:25 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: mods, 10k, and then the cool points forum.
They're making a new forum for the ones who buy ALOT of stuff from the NG-store too. i can access it, but that's because i'm a moderator. i haven't bought enough stuff othervice i'd guess :(

Your subliminal attempt to make us by more crap fails!


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Topic: Interesting Funk Fact.

Posted: 08/19/08 05:43 PM

Forum: General

LOLWUT MOD?

You know if you were one of us this would be locked and you would be banned.

Interesting Funk Fact.


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Topic: Operation Falcon Punch

Posted: 08/19/08 03:12 PM

Forum: General

At 8/19/08 11:33 AM, Puzzled wrote:
June 15th: mystery OP by the name of Oversight posts a mysterious challenge on /b/. Anon figures out it is a clue which gives a set of coordinates that is located in south florida
August 15th: Everyone is too pussy to go until 2 months later when a brave anon named Tom finally went and got the package. It turned out to be a new clue. Anon figures out this clue and it is another set of coordinates near the first location. Also another anon named November scouts out the 1st location after the packaged had already been obtained. Oversight turned out to be hiding and taking pictures of November which he posted.
August 16th: A new team of 5 anons (including November) go out to obtain package #2. They have success but Oversight stalked them again and posted more pics. Also some of the team chased Oversight but he got away.
August 17th: A subset of the 5 anons who went to location #2 went back out at around 4am that same morning to search for package #3 but they have no luck, possibly because Oversight has said we must wait until "After August 21st"

where are you getting this information? Im not doubting you or anything, but it would be nice to know where this is coming from so I may update myself on the latest happenings regarding this.

Link or maybe URL would be nice.


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Angry

Topic: Cuba Gooding Jr Loves Cialis

Posted: 08/18/08 10:39 PM

Forum: General

IT IS NOT A GOD DAMN RICK ROLL YOU FUCKING TARDS!

THIS IS A GOD DAMN RICK ROLL!


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Topic: Photoshop The Pope!

Posted: 08/18/08 10:24 PM

Forum: General


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Topic: Photoshop a tank

Posted: 08/18/08 10:23 PM

Forum: General

At 8/18/08 10:21 PM, Kart-Man wrote: Tiananmen Square revisited.

Are you talking about the bag man?


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Topic: My Clarinet Won't Sound.

Posted: 08/18/08 10:20 PM

Forum: General

At 8/18/08 10:19 PM, Jorgeiscool wrote: clarinets are for fags

squidward

Squidward likes the ladies.

Unlike you.


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Angry

Topic: My Clarinet Won't Sound.

Posted: 08/18/08 10:17 PM

Forum: General

At 8/18/08 10:08 PM, Yrtnej wrote: Well, I know that when I started the flute, I couldn't get a sound out for a while. So maybe you should just work on it, you'll get a sound out at some point.

I THINK they're similar...

No. They are not similar.

And besides, go suck a cock fag flute player.


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Topic: Photoshop a tank

Posted: 08/18/08 10:03 PM

Forum: General

At 8/18/08 10:02 PM, Tiago11103 wrote:
At 8/18/08 10:00 PM, MercatorMap wrote:
At 8/18/08 09:58 PM, TheSovereign wrote: Don't fuck with the US! They're packing!
That sir, is epic. Permission to copy/save?
hmmmmm why would you want to save a drawing of a penis...

To fuck with anti Dont ask Dont tell folks.


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Topic: Photoshop a tank

Posted: 08/18/08 10:00 PM

Forum: General

At 8/18/08 09:58 PM, TheSovereign wrote: Don't fuck with the US! They're packing!

That sir, is epic. Permission to copy/save?


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Angry

Topic: Photoshop The Pope!

Posted: 08/18/08 10:00 PM

Forum: General

At 8/18/08 09:53 PM, Yrtnej wrote:
At 8/18/08 09:46 PM, MercatorMap wrote: New base pic
That one is so epic, I can hardly even explain it.

Do I REALLY need to do this? Fine. </sarcasm>

Eh, go suck a cock. Flute is for fags.


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Topic: My Clarinet Won't Sound.

Posted: 08/18/08 09:58 PM

Forum: General

Here you go, a properly placed reed and ligature.

My Clarinet Won't Sound.


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Topic: My Clarinet Won't Sound.

Posted: 08/18/08 09:55 PM

Forum: General

The flat part of the reed should face inward, and you should be able to see a thin line of plastic mouthpiece at the top, just above the reed.

Also, make sure your ligature (the clamp thing) is tightened properly Not too tight, not too loose. You want it snugly holding down the reed.


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Angry

Topic: Photoshop Karen Cockburn

Posted: 08/18/08 09:54 PM

Forum: General

At 8/18/08 09:52 PM, xports wrote: i smell epic all in this one...

Yup. Epic fail!


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Topic: Photoshop a tank

Posted: 08/18/08 09:52 PM

Forum: General

WTF? Not even a bedn?


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Topic: Angry Faic.

Posted: 08/18/08 09:51 PM

Forum: General

WTF is the point of this thread?


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Topic: Photoshop a tank

Posted: 08/18/08 09:50 PM

Forum: General

You might need to insert this sucker somewhere, because the tank is just too damn big to fit anything else into the base pic.

Photoshop a tank


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Topic: I just fucked with some kid on AIM

Posted: 08/18/08 09:48 PM

Forum: General

At 8/18/08 09:46 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote: You're gonna get hauled off to jail for fucking kids. Someone get the FBI, it's happened here before. Not kidding either.

Hmmmm....

I just fucked with some kid on AIM


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Topic: Photoshop The Pope!

Posted: 08/18/08 09:46 PM

Forum: General

New base pic

Photoshop The Pope!


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