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recomend highly, I'm using it now and its really really good! Just a BETA atm though...

not in monopoly......

3: Go to prison
4: Make lots of money.
5: Get out of prison.

OH FUCK YOU MONOPOLY.

Why does no one know the proper rules?!?!

When in jail, you cannot earn any money off properties, that's the whole point of jail...

Could you imagine.. Bush would be like, "Ok Dick, we need to go kill us some green alien people, they got weapons of mass destruction."

What would REALLY have been useful 4 years ago would have been a weapon of mass deduction, maybe then the idiot might have made at least 1 iota of sense in at least 1 speech...

At 11/15/08 01:42 PM, doody1 wrote:

At 11/15/08 01:40 PM, JaY11 wrote: Interesting, but it's probably just another lifeless Dust ring.

Fixed?

He meant the planet, not the ring, so no, not fixed :P

At 11/15/08 01:40 PM, JaY11 wrote: Interesting, but it's probably just another lifeless rock.

Don't become pessimistic Jay, there's life out there somewhere! :D Just hope that someone like Bush aint in charge when its found....

At 11/15/08 01:33 PM, chaw wrote: Bill Bailey or (more probably) Eddie Izzard. I never hear anything bad about bailey, and Izzard is just incredably well renowned.

Kudos to you sir, or picking amazingly funny men! I swear, if Bailey came back to Buzzcocks and Izzard was a guest, I would record and NEVER stop watching. Oh, the lulz, teh pure lulz...

At 11/15/08 01:37 PM, bigblam wrote:

At 11/15/08 01:21 PM, KalebKore wrote:

what does that kind of look like

OMFG!
perv!

Lighten up mate, lighten up.

Plus, it does kind of....

Either use internet porn (delete history after watching, or download google chrome and use an incognito page) OR hide it behind a wardrobe/Chest of draws like me =]

At 11/14/08 01:01 PM, Maxib0y wrote: Just thought of Business Time by Flight Of The Conchords...

Maxib0y, I don't think you will ever know how much respect you just earned off of me, THAT is dedication to FOTC =]

Don't know about respected, but I have always enjoyed Jack Dee, his grumpy humour A) reminds me of a mate of mine and B) cracks me up every time.

Also, Simon Amstell, NMTB has me in stitches!

At 11/15/08 01:20 PM, UfaKefe wrote: A dust ring around a star isn't a far off planet.

"The Hubble Space Telescope captured a fuzzy image of the planet, known as Fomalhaut b, which is no more than a white speck in the dust ring that surrounds the star."

Read before posting fool.....

But, sriously, why the hell was this locked?!?!

I mean, it might just be me, but I think the modding system needs some work... At the very least a mod should comment before locking to tell you what rules you've broken....

:: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9932 68 ::

was looking at the mint Icons on the levels page, j/w if there were any level 60's out there, or if anyone knows of any level 60's......

At 11/12/08 12:56 PM, bulet wrote:

At 11/12/08 12:53 PM, shoulderbladewings wrote:
I'm a girl

Tits or gtfo.

Thank you, and goodnight

AHHHHHH!! 4chan flashback! :'(

:P :P

Just to speed things up::

At 11/12/08 11:51 AM, simple-but-sandy wrote: Darth Revan.

Because... you are him!!!

I still haven't gotten over the shock of it.

So true, I was in shock for days :P

Lol, best sith it yet to come, I'm pinning my hopes on KOTOR III :D :D :D

At 11/9/08 04:53 PM, El-Duego wrote:

At 11/9/08 04:38 PM, sensitivepsycho wrote: He was the baddie in the 'Hellboy' movie as well.

Really?

Yeah, but even if you ignore tht it was a rubbish movie, it was about as historically accurate as the Treaty of versailles blame cause....

I NEED to get past my schools firewalls and shit. Another lesson with nothing but actual ork WILL kill me, so I ned help!

EMBC is a national filter put on all computers nationwide (any Brit kids might know this) but ASWELL as this our school has put on Impero. Not only can it see realtime you screen, it blocks shitloads.

I can't proxy, I searched it on google and it blocked the whole page because it had the word 'proxy' on the page. I assume it would do this for a proxy website too...

I will admit it, I don't know much about computers, so I am falling upon our mercy and asking you to share you ultimately higher wisdom! Pweeeese? : )

awesome dude, pure lols :P

If I werent broke Id get it

At 11/9/08 12:13 PM, El-Duego wrote: TOO LONG DIDN'T READ VERSION
Russian guy in 1916. Poisoned with x5 cyanide needed. He felt fine. They shot him, and left, but one came back to get his coat, Rasputin tried to strangle him, others arrived, shot him 3 more times. He was still alive, so they beat him into submission and wrapped him in a sheet, then threw him into an icy river. When his body was found, there was water in his lungs, meaning he only died upon entering the river, and he had freed himself and tried to claw his way out from under the ice

FULL VERSION
There are many myths regarding the death of Grigori Rasputin.
Now for those of you who don't know who Rasputin was, he was a Russian mystic who had strong ties with Tsar Nicholas II, after reportedly "healing" his son.
Rasputin was infamous for his sexual exploits, including the alleged rape of a nun.
But that's not what this is all about, what it is about, is his murder.
On December 16th, 1916, a group of nobles lured Rasputin to a house, where they fed him massive quantities of cyanide in cakes and wine laced with x5 the dose needed to kill a man.
Rasputin felt fine.
Desperate to finish him, the nobles shot him. Rasputin fell, and the nobles, feeling triumphant, left the room.
Yusupov, one of the nobles, had forgotten a coat, and ran back to get one and to check on the body. Suddenly, Rasputin opened his eyes and lunged at Yusupov, pinning him against the wall. He whispered "You bad boy" before attempting to strangle Yusupov. The other conspirators arrived, and Rasputin was shot 3 more times. Upon inspection, they found he was still remarkably alive, struggling to get up. They beat him into submission, wrapped him in a sheet, and threw him into an icy cold river.
When they found his body 3 days later, he had freed himself from the sheet, and his arms were upright, suggesting he had tried to claw his way out from under the ice.
His autopsy revealed that there was water in his lungs, meaning he had only died upon entering the river.
At his cremation, he appeared to sit up in the fire, though this is attributed to his tendons not being severed, and the heat causing them to contract making him appear to sit up.
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Related Pages:
Link To Wikipedia Article
Cover of Boney M song by TurisasRasputin - Boney M

Turisas version is better I think.
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True story or not, Rasputin seems to have still been pretty kickass. I mean, just look at that beard :
Picture

See, I heard that whilst the nobles walked away, he managed to get out of the lake, and started running away. With the nobles shooting at him, he stumbled and fell, and drowned to death in a puddle. Thus, after enough cyanide to kill 5 men, 4 bullets in him (possibly more whilst he was running away), a beating, near drowning and being dunked in icy cold waters, he drowned in a puddle... The ultimate irony.

Either ay though, Rasputin was immense.

Especially in Disney's 'Anastacia', man he kicked ass as a cartoon....

Best prank ever possible, dress up as death, cowl, scythe, the works, go to an old persons home, know on the window and when an OAP looks at you, show them your watch and draw a finger across your throat

Wish I had the balls to do tht....

At 11/4/08 02:52 PM, Backbiter wrote:

At 11/4/08 02:48 PM, Mattztar wrote: And if my ruler is right, 15cm is 6 inches, which is half an inch above the national average, and tbh would do you fine with prett much all girls, just get the experience to use it...

Be one with with your cock!

Good sir, are you suggesting I attempt to be one with me penis? As in, my penis,,,, inside me? Curious, most curious....

And deeply erotic :P

At 11/4/08 12:11 PM, Werge666 wrote:

At 11/4/08 12:07 PM, maddskill wrote: dudee, im 13 and im bigger then that lmfao.
And my girl friend does care lmfao
then again the chick im dating is a total horn dog so yea idk
(personal not needed date ssawwy)

GTFO, seriously you're 13 years-old. I hope your "horn dog" GF enjoys those 10 seconds.

Werge, you are my new hero! :O

It's genius comments like that that are the reason I <3 ths BBS ^^

And if my ruler is right, 15cm is 6 inches, which is half an inch above the national average, and tbh would do you fine with prett much all girls, just get the experience to use it...

At 11/4/08 01:07 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: 1. Say your name.
2. Put her on her knees.
3. ???
4. PROFIT.

there are teh lulz he was talkin bout :P

We have this REALLY fit orchestra teacher, who comes onto EVERY male student over the age of 13

But then everyone found out she shagged a sixth former and got chlamidia off him

Put us all right off :(

Oh the cruelty of it! You get good look, a guardian angel and not being arrested

I got arrested just because I was walking on a bridge close to the parapet and someone called the police thinking I was about to jump. WASTING POLICE TIME?!?! Arrest her then, dumb biatch! :'(

At 11/3/08 03:45 PM, Raguel wrote: Man.

Best answer ever! :P

At 10/29/08 06:02 PM, drakel55 wrote:

Maybe Australia is competing with the UK to see which democracy can be the most authoritarian and oppressive?

Well put! Although if they are competing with England they have a very long way to go.

How is the UK goverment oppressive and authoritarian? :S

At 11/2/08 04:59 PM, Samen wrote:

At 11/2/08 04:53 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 11/2/08 04:51 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:

At 11/2/08 04:45 PM, UfaKefe wrote: We're out of coke. Can you get some on your way back?

Fuck Coke, Pepsi is the better choice.

Pfft...any Crusader would choose Coke over a Pepsi...

That must mean...you're a Moorish Heretic!!

You're all sinners in the eyes of the Lord for forsaking the one true messiah, Dr. Pepper!

Hayhay! Some one who agrees that the beautiful, Texan, sperm killin', gun toting black liquid gold pwns all other cola based products!! ^.^

At 11/2/08 12:24 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: She says hi!

A NGer with a GF?!!?! Pics or it didnt happen!! :P :P

Lol jokin mate, but seriously, your BBSing instead of FUCKing?

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