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Response to: where are the good autistic villen Posted January 12th, 2014 in General

Wouldn't an Autistic villain kind of help to bolster the stereotype that autistic people are sort of greedy, perverse, disgusting, quarrelsome, mean-spirited, delusional, narcissistic, sexist, racist, homophobic, unsympathetic, ungrateful and jealous ala Chris Chan? I mean he IS kind of an Autistic villain in some ways and that is probably quite damaging to the scores of autistic people out there who aren't really like that. I dunno I guess all of it is ok or none of it is...

Response to: Why are there so many ads now? Posted August 6th, 2013 in General

At 8/6/13 07:54 PM, YouWantSomeofThis wrote:
At 8/6/13 07:51 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote: Pay the 25 dollars and become a supporter if it bothers you that much.
Why is it all about money? I thought this was supposed to be a community of artists. Besides, they probably get plenty selling my personal information for "security"

I haven't had anything untoward happen to my personal information, besides bandwidth is fucking expensive and hosting a site as large as this one requires a dedicated staff, they didn't force us to pay the supporter fee you can still enjoy all the artwork games and films you want, stop being such a hipster and deal with the ads. It's not all about money either most people that I talked to paid because they love this site and want to see it carry on.

Response to: Why are there so many ads now? Posted August 6th, 2013 in General

Pay the 25 dollars and become a supporter if it bothers you that much.

Response to: The Inbetweeners (uk version) Posted August 6th, 2013 in General

2-4 series is considered to be a successful run for most British comedies, we like'em short and sweet.

Response to: Best Pickup Lines Posted August 6th, 2013 in General

At 8/6/13 07:29 PM, Ceza89 wrote: Ah, the coat with my knife or the coat with my pepper spray?

At 8/6/13 07:26 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote: Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Why the fuck did you bring 2 coats out with you? That's a bit fucking suspect.

Response to: Yourself in 10 years Posted August 6th, 2013 in General

Hopefully as an officer in the RAF working as either a surveillance director or fighter allocater, but let's be realistic, a dead end job that I hate to support a family I no longer hold any affection for.

Response to: Best Pickup Lines Posted August 6th, 2013 in General

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Response to: Recommend me some books to read! Posted August 6th, 2013 in General

The Name of the Wind and The Wiseman's Fear, both by Patrick Rothfuss. In my opinion they are two of finest fantasy novels I have ever had the pleasure of reading.

Response to: Making NG friends! Posted August 6th, 2013 in General

At 8/5/13 05:10 PM, The-Psycho-Ragdoller wrote: So I've been on here for two years, but I don't know anyone that I can really associate myself with. I'd like to get to know some of you, if you don't mind. I'm easy to talk to, if given the chance.

So yeah, hello all! I'm Psycho and I want to get to know you!

Well, aren't you just adorable with all the effort you're making, all right then.

Response to: Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? Posted August 6th, 2013 in General

I remember mine, poor girl had no idea what she was doing, I finished myself off in her mouth, she swallowed, I went home, had a sandwich, went to bed.

Response to: Your music collection Posted June 16th, 2013 in General

It's a few gigs of mostly ambient, trip hop and electronic, there's some other stuff too. It's all on an Ipod because I don't trust putting everything on one device because knowing me I'd lose it.

Response to: How to properly wear a Posted June 16th, 2013 in General

Aha the old wearing a pocket watch because you're such a neckbeard that you need "classy" stuff to make you seem cool and interesting. I bet you've considered wearing a fez before haven't you?

Response to: Guess what's in the box. Posted May 31st, 2013 in General

Give it a try.
Post results.
I'll wait.

Response to: Ads, why you annoying? Posted May 31st, 2013 in General

AdBlock is a useful tool to have at this stage.

Response to: Oldfags Report In Posted May 31st, 2013 in General

Uhhh I guess 06 is pretty old...my my, how time flies, I would say bring back the old days, but they were shit and full of douchebags instead of today's which is....well...much the same. Still it makes me look back upon the years, watching this site grow to what it is. Now that that i think about i've been through like 2-3 redesigns at this point...bugger me...

Response to: Newgrounds Community Posted April 18th, 2013 in General

It may be best to pitch this to the collaboration forum downstairs. General can be a bit....needy when it comes to getting ideas out, basically put, we have a tendency to be attention seeking, one upping arseholes who constantly think that it is us and solely us who is right, every other user is wrong and I must show them that they are wrong in the most condescending way possible. I will achieve this by looking down my nose at everyone and using big words like "contradict" and "zeitgeist" and "marmalade." So yeah its a lovely idea but it'll be a nightmare to organize, like herding needy feral cats.

Response to: The Simpsons 90-2000 Posted April 18th, 2013 in General

Cape Feare has to be one of my all time favourites, along with Last Exit to Springfield, Marge Vs the Monorail, Stark Raving Dad and Radioactive Man, El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer and a Streecar named Marge. There are more but I couldn't name all of them. Anything after season 9 is when it went downhill in mine and fair few others' opinions. It needs to end really, it should have ended about 7-8 years ago before it just became tired and overworked, like an ageing Bangkok whore.

Response to: Cleveland Show cancelled. Posted April 18th, 2013 in General

Well it had to happen sometime, I never really did warm to it, Family Guy has really taken a nosedive as well. American Dad though, that has been sending out some cracking stuff lately though, really impressed with that in recent series.

Response to: NG meet Liara. Posted April 18th, 2013 in General

Remember to feed her the heart of a fallen enemy, that way she'll gain the enemy's courage......delicious, delicious courage.

Naw but seriously congratulations, have fun not sleeping for a while.
Response to: Post comedy clip, rate one above! Posted April 17th, 2013 in General

At 4/17/13 05:34 PM, Otto wrote:
At 4/17/13 04:59 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Derrick Comedy - Spelling Bee
Kinda funny but I dunno, gotta be in the right silly mood for that sort of thing. Tepid 6/10

No Dylan Moran yet makes me sick

Ah, Dylan Moran, always a solid 6/10. Not my favourite comic but he's consistent, he's like Canada, doesn't really offend and keeps ticking solid stuff.

My personal favourite, more of a ranter than a comic but I do enjoy a bit of Doug Stanhope

Response to: Who is Tramps? Posted April 10th, 2013 in General

He was aight. Funny when he needed to be, but just like every other user on here, he was tainted with a little bit of unwarranted self importance.

Response to: where is the mature community? Posted April 6th, 2013 in General

Huh...I didn't know that 14 was mature....I find that rather frightening...

Response to: where is the mature community? Posted April 6th, 2013 in General

Yeah this is Newgrounds, I don't see how this is different to anyone's experience.

Response to: Corrupt a wish! Posted April 5th, 2013 in General

At 4/5/13 10:52 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 4/5/13 10:27 AM, NerdLiife wrote:
At 4/5/13 08:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish for a working antivirus. Seriously, it sucks.
Granted, but you now use AVG.

I wish for power.
Granted, you have the power to take a sh**.

I wish to know what the f*** Vnzi is up to with those red shades.

You now know the innermost secrets of the red shades and what their purpose is but you can't tell anyone.

I wish I could roll a joint...

Response to: Finding Dory Posted April 5th, 2013 in General

Finding Nemo is a near perfect film, i'm honestly not sure if they'll be able to do it again, I was a bit underwhelmed with Brave and Cars 2, but then again it's Pixar. They are wizards when it comes down to spinning a yarn.

Response to: Post music, rate the one above! Posted April 5th, 2013 in General

At 4/5/13 11:29 AM, triplenoob wrote:
At 4/5/13 11:12 AM, Viper50 wrote:
At 4/5/13 10:39 AM, silverspecks wrote: 8/10. Pretty good. And now for something completely different.

Benny Goodman - Sing, Sing, Sing.
9/10

Chips Ahoy commercials from the 90's anyone? Back when I was a little tyke.
I remember those from when I was a kid o_o thanks for making me feel old ._. It's bad enough its the 19th anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death today....

Nirvana - In Bloom
I always got 100% whenever I sang this on Rock Band :3
9.5/10 Classic.

David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a feeling

11/10

The Hoff knew what he was doing right there, serious quality music.

Here, try this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5powxvY5YfE

Response to: Why don't you show your face on NG? Posted February 8th, 2013 in General

I've showed my face exactly twice on this forum, both times were met with a lukewarm to non existant reception, we could post our faces but we don't...because fuck you.

Response to: How many hours of sleep do you get? Posted February 8th, 2013 in General

Not nearly enough that's for sure.

Response to: Making Love Posted February 8th, 2013 in General

This is your own path to greatness, you walk this alone.

Response to: Caption this creepy guy Posted November 17th, 2012 in General

This will never fly...

Caption this creepy guy