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At 12/3/14 08:12 AM, NuclearInfected wrote: So this guy did an experement on himself by drinking 10 cans of Coca Cola a day, and of course he gains 23 pounds from it. Remember, this is 1,400 calories each day from the Coke alone. Folks, this is why people are fat. Don't go blaming the fatty foods, blame the soft drinks, and candies, and other sweets. At least the former is actual food.

You leave coke the hell alone!!

....you know that Maltos loves soda more than air. Seriously if i could replace my lungs with gills that would breath soda then life would be complete.

At 12/3/14 10:31 AM, Teddiikun wrote: How are you?
How is your day?
What have you been up to lately?
What hobbies or activities have you been occupying yourself with?
What's good lately?
What's shitty?

you forgot to ask whats weird
jeez man you only have one job....

At 12/2/14 11:33 PM, PriusRepellent wrote: I saw gas for $2.89 a gallon this week at a local gas station. Damn... been a while since Ive ever seen gas for less than $3.

gas is still above $3 here

At 12/3/14 11:14 AM, vixuzar wrote: if we add an " I " to NGer`s what do we get ?

more details " add it after the N and see

now that you`ve thought about it don`t you think that this term is some how offensive and maybe racist ?

I've thought of this b4 and that is why i dont say it.....wouldnt want it to be taken the wrong way

They wont be coming back....imagine how hard that would be to leave their loved ones as well to be the first humans in the history of our kind to leave earth and never return thus they will bore human spawn and they will be the true natives to planet Mars. Just think that when those children grow up they will hear stories of the green lush lands of earth and her blue oceans and they will see their dead world and want nothing more than our planet.
tensions will grow and war will begin.
Solar War 1
SW1

lol good idea for a book

My iphone is always getting fudged up

At 12/2/14 09:54 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: Well, since Christmas is almost here, I have been watching Christmas specials, and I wanted to know what your favorite Christmas specials were. Mine is a tie between Charlie Brown Christmas, or How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966).

What about the first die hard movie?

At 12/2/14 08:31 AM, ElMagnificoBurro wrote:

Stuff like puting tacks under his chair, screwing with his food, banging his girlfriend, banging his mom, banging his dad, ect.

lol!!!

I think i would wait for a tornado so that i could go to the land of OZ.
there i could meet all sorts of midgets and hot witches
then i could follow the yellow brick road to the wizard and wish to be super natural
but he would probably tell me that i suck and should go back to the real world and continue being a mook
then one day i'd find myself looking in the mirror and knowing that wizard banged me too

Here is some weird news

good god
i guess no more brits will fisting eacother and shouting

"eeeeohwwww

At 12/2/14 10:03 PM, yetanotherjohn wrote:

At 12/2/14 09:57 PM, Maltos wrote: A wonderful life

How could I forget this one?!

Classic right......I must confess i never saw it until about three years ago. Glad i watched though it's a great film

At 6/3/14 08:34 PM, Alexborn wrote: hey ng just Wanted to tell you that i am now Drawing Peoples profile pics the way i drew mine heres some Examples Exudaz > http://imgur.com/do0o4pD chao516 > http://imgur.com/nlwpREf WahyahRanger > http://imgur.com/HGTrfAE ill draw others soon

draw my avatar

At 12/2/14 09:54 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: Well, since Christmas is almost here, I have been watching Christmas specials, and I wanted to know what your favorite Christmas specials were. Mine is a tie between Charlie Brown Christmas, or How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966).

gotta go with
A wonderful life
a Christmas carol
and The grinch who stole Christmas

At 12/1/14 01:30 AM, Shauna wrote: This toothpaste doesn't foam It's slightly gritty, which is a downfall and is made from chocolate. Yeah, chocolate tastes like it yeah The biggest downfall about it

If any of you spend 12 fucking bucks on toothpaste...do so on this, lol :)

yes buy this chocolate toothpaste
by the way i fixed your message

At 12/2/14 09:22 PM, Cordyceps wrote:

At 12/2/14 09:20 PM, Maltos wrote: cant wait for the maned mission to mars but is old news

They literally announced it on the first of this month.

I'm aware of that however they've been planning it for years......do you not keep up with the news?

cant wait for the maned mission to mars but is old news

At 12/2/14 12:03 AM, Avery wrote: And just having friends with benefits. Humans were not built for monogamy anyway. So maybe just a bitch I can call over once i awhile. And I'm only calling her a bitch because I don't know her name yet.

sex alone will not suffice. Humans yearn to love another far to much for such primitive urges to take over fully

HIV

Have
Infinite
Viruses

here you go a baby in a flower costume

At 12/1/14 11:43 PM, xxbagleyxx wrote: Sexy cat woman vampire dresses her cat in a bow-tie. She's also related to Keifer Sutherland...by BLOOD.

xxbagleyxx showers with Adam Sandler once a month

I majored in media communications and I've yet to get a job as a radio host.......some day some friggen day......

At 12/1/14 11:27 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 12/1/14 11:26 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Well, the skull in my user icon is too big and takes up the entire image. Even if it wore a Santa hat, you wouldn't be able to see it.

What image did your avatar come from?

what do you mean what image did it come from?

i made it from scrap

At 12/1/14 11:20 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Skulls don't need to wear Santa hats.

Gasp! Blasphemer
skulls are the best kind of santa hat wearers due to the fact that santa is a skelly covered by a big fat guy who breaks into your house every year but instead of stealing your shit he gives you more crap that you dont have room for

At 12/1/14 11:19 PM, aListers wrote: I've got too much in my user icon now. If I add a santa hat then I'm never taking it off!

Do It PUT ON A SANTA HAT

At 12/1/14 11:08 PM, RyderOmega wrote: Well, well, well. What do we have here? Some jackass who refused to put on a goddamn hat when I told him to, now he's going around like a total tool telling everyone to put on theirs.

http://youtu.be/R3HbEhizqXE

....that sure escalated quickly

At 12/1/14 08:00 PM, T3XT wrote: What ones do you like? Hate?

As a gay guy, I'm required to say that I like Rent.

les miserables

@NekoMika

the mystery box

At 12/1/14 10:37 PM, MMHM wrote:

At 12/1/14 10:27 PM, Maltos wrote:

At 12/1/14 10:12 PM, MMHM wrote: I'll indulge you. Make me one. I even cropped my avatar to make the placement easier.

sorry i didnt mean to make it uber tiny

It's fine, thank for you giving it a shot. I tidied it up a bit and resized it. Should see how it looks in a bit.

thanks 4 putting on a santa hat

At 12/1/14 10:12 PM, MMHM wrote: I'll indulge you. Make me one. I even cropped my avatar to make the placement easier.

sorry i didnt mean to make it uber tiny

At 12/1/14 10:12 PM, MMHM wrote: I'll indulge you. Make me one. I even cropped my avatar to make the placement easier.

hows this?