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Dont do it Brian

Oh my god they killed kenny you bastards!

At 12/3/14 11:08 PM, Monster-64 wrote: How many degrees is that?

98

Can someone make me a sig, i just want it to say Maltos and be super artsy and have a dragonball z aspect, and on the top it has to say I am the overlord
on the bottom it should say of the underworld

At 12/3/14 05:17 PM, Knights wrote: Come on NG, do it with me. Let's all gather at a central location and suddenly, without warning, bust out our Wacom tablets and computers and start animating the greatest cartoon this internet's ever SEEN!

Who's with me?!

I'll do it only if i dont have be forced to speak to the media or sign autographs.....god i hate how those sexy babes flock to me wanting a lock of my hair or a picture next to my high dollar shoes. Those cameras all flashing in your face i cant stand it....and dont get me started on J Leno, the last time I was on that show he duct taped my whole car and i swore to never go back.

At 12/3/14 06:49 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 12/3/14 10:36 AM, Monster-64 wrote: What does he eat?

Sugar Daddy Popsicles.

lol we all know what happens when the lights go out and (popsicles) are involved. For most people it would be something hot and messy but for me it just means that i fall asleep while eating it and i drop it and through the night it melts and stains everything......such is life

At 12/3/14 10:49 PM, MMHM wrote:

yeah i know what you mean but i do love musicals

I too could use a better sig......I just want my name in my sig but i want it to be artsy and well done not like the crap i did.....

At 12/3/14 10:46 PM, sparktoons wrote:

Reposting to general because Alexborn let me know that Art is pretty much dead.

what exactly are you talking about sparktoons?

Polyamory is a way to either ruin what you have or create something great between your partner. Of course think about it...You've got to love that person just like you love the first person and of course that relationship will be different but neither can override the other it must be equal. Equality in polyamory is possible people do it but you have to be that kind of person and so do your partners everyone has to be in on it %100. Think about arguments....who's side do you take? You love them both but you dont want to take a side over the other nor do you want to remain gray and have the relationship fall. Polyamory is a complex situation, not all bad though. It can be a great thing to love more than one person but only if you are ready for it.

At 12/3/14 10:39 PM, MMHM wrote:

At 12/3/14 10:32 PM, Maltos wrote: Les meserables...sorry saw that movie to many times it tends to get in the way of my actual thoughts

“There is something more terrible than a hell of suffering--a hell of boredom.” --at which point I shook my head in agreement and left the cinema.

Blasphemer!!!

The day will come my friend when you will wish you listened to mr. Al Gore when he told you about global warming. Then you will go to your neighbors house and say "Please sir god give blessings for all the good that you do....save a life spare a sue" and then the woman will say "wait a minute know that face......aint the world a remarkable place. You will say what? are you mad i know not of what you speak. Then the guy will say " Men like me dont forget your the bastard who borrowed collete.

Les meserables...sorry saw that movie to many times it tends to get in the way of my actual thoughts

At 12/3/14 09:41 PM, ZE13 wrote:

tell me whatcha think of my idea...

It sounds weird.....
but why are you not giving the writing forum some love with this story?
here you go
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/18

At 11/26/14 10:57 AM, Bit wrote: I'm all for the hazing to resume.
Newgrounds CAN have its edge honed once again.

damn Bit that image is offensive and may very well damage your rep. Not to mention disrespect the familys of those that died that day.....and worst of all you dishonor these united states of america.
And we love you for it

More on the subject, ng is not just the best site it is the ONLY site worth my time or anyone elses
Maltos~

bill cosby never raped anyone
however i think he graped a few people

i was on xbox live yesterday playing asscraft, then all of the sudden my th went BING BONG and the screen went black. After that little red letters began to scroll down my 50 inch screen and it read.......

xbox is now offline
please wait till you can afford a ps4
ps4 is built strong like ford
xbox live will resume as soon as you get rid of that primitive 360 and get a one
do not attempt to call support
we no longer give a crap in a half about 360 users
we would rather help meth addicts fix their one unit after spilling meth on it
which in in the how to's of the xbox one menu

8 times out of ten my threads go somewhere but i think any thread that isnt balls is due to the point of the topic.

if people stop making wegra threads then there wouldnt be a guy who looks like can in the hat staring at me through the window. If thing one and two come out ill know that thing three will shortly after appear. Where is there a kitty cat with super powers that could defend me from mike myers.......its so damn awful......the good Dr. S would cry too.

At 12/3/14 07:03 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Well, I do suck at playing online. Seriously, I can't even get a good streak going in Clone of Duty.

fixed^

At 12/3/14 06:49 PM, aListers wrote:

If you had an I to NGer, you get Niger, which is a country...

dont you mean.....

no niger

that is no more a real place then the nazi base on mars

At 12/3/14 06:39 PM, koopahermit wrote:

At 12/3/14 11:14 AM, vixuzar wrote: if we add an " I " to NGer`s what do we get ?

more details " add it after the N and see

If you had an I to NGer, you get Niger, which is a country...

dont you mean.....

Hello my hello NGers
just wanted to let you know
its ok to say the n grounds word

At 12/3/14 12:37 PM, Splats wrote:

do you not know drugs are illegal??!!

that depends on the state your in

At 12/3/14 06:26 PM, Quest405 wrote:

advice?

you stay in florida!
you stay away from ny!

i live in ny and its cold as all hell
wait till summer

At 12/3/14 06:20 PM, Lorkas wrote: Do you have any activities that you simply suck at?

I have two that I simply fail at: Life, and living.

I suck at failing

At 12/3/14 05:07 PM, vixuzar wrote: if you were that evil what would you do to other user`s you hate ?
i would`ve probably hacked them but i don`t know how to hack so ...... what about you ?

i am DR. Evil

An anti-virus? did you try condoms?

At 12/3/14 05:55 PM, CiviLies wrote:

nd I accept

Since we both agree two straight guys can totally have buttsecks without being gay, right? ;D

Look all im saying is that if everyone were bi then there would be no such thing as gay or straight. The fact of the matter is that people are bi curious but society makes them suppress their urges toward the same sex.

At 12/3/14 05:04 PM, CiviLies wrote:

Anyway, the act of it is gay, yes, but I don't think you necessarily have to be gay to have sex with a male.

I agree. It isnt alway gay to have sex with the same gender what about BI people? People that are BI can go both ways and just move on with life......more people should be bisexual then we can drop all the barriers and we can just get on with it damn it

At 12/3/14 11:55 AM, liljim wrote:

i bet you are a turkey on the weekends

At 12/3/14 11:40 AM, NeonSpider wrote:

Don't know what an acronym means? Then don't use it. Contrary to what stupid people think, using a bunch of acronyms does not make one "appear smart" except to other stupid people.

Hey I've got an acronym for you check this out...its the read deal fool

Fornicating
Under
Consent of the
King
Tell me what the acronym is then tell the world not to use them anymore
go ahead