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At 12/11/14 07:46 PM, FantasticFox wrote: Seriously, these people usually have no loyalty to anyone. damn perfect. If you meet any of these criteria, please neuter yourself immediately.

Furries are weird and all but look at it this way. When there are people in the world that want to have sex with animals then people that enjoy the occational same sex will no longer be attacked by haters. At least its not of a different species

At 12/11/14 05:56 PM, ManDeep wrote: SOM-BODY OOONCE TOLD ME..

I dont think that's a green day song

At 12/11/14 06:51 PM, Voltage wrote:

correction: you still are a kid from time to time and don't forget you can act like you have responsibilities in life

Yeah i farted in an elevator....what of is? It's not like you've never done it even though there is only one person in there with you and then you point to them and say " It was you"

and in other news jesus passed the gas law

At 12/11/14 06:53 PM, Lich wrote:

I want to become Lord Maltos

Working class hero by: John Lennon

Bender from futurama

At 12/11/14 02:39 PM, Hamster-Wit-A-357 wrote: What would you do with it?

Yeah I'd have him go to work for me every other week, and I'd have sex with him

i think ur smoking something other than (herbs)
also it just seems to me that you have a lack of understanding of the world
moderation my high friend.
Your jellyness is normal as is your ability to always make long ass awful threads that involve you bitching about something. Good God man are you not aware of the bigger world issues such as this mass race crap that popped up from obama's ass. Not to mention that people need a distraction from awful world events that is why they love crap, so they dont have to be burdened with our corrupt government impeding upon their lives. I suggest you stop smoking so much and clean up so you can see through the fog you've (created).

At 12/11/14 12:01 AM, Sekhem wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/wiki/creator-resources/monetization

in the future, ask questions in the wi/ht forum

yeah.......damn it

more or less this

At 12/10/14 11:05 AM, Luer wrote: Too cold to smoke,

blasphemer......it's never to cold to smoke

i sorta stick to the users that i favorite, i only go outside of my realm when i see another shred of light

At 12/2/14 03:30 AM, Chocomilk wrote: whichever one had that song about balls on it that shit was barnacles

barnacles always reimind me of coco puffs, you know when the bowl is left with only a few puffs and they are all soggy in the milk and the always hang around the side of the bowl.......

At 12/10/14 09:05 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: Eugh, everyone knows bologna is quite literally roadkill and pig anus put through some processor.

There's not much use, not much you could do with bologna, especially sweaty bologna.

that is why the people during the time of Jebus could only afford to buy bologna due to the massive sin tax and people paied the church in fear of meeting the red guy. No one wants to meet the red guy so it was worth eating what i call......the remains

This may be a strange thing coming from me but i have a small ocd with germs but only certain materials that others have touched. i cant stand touching the door knob in public restrooms and if something is metal and someone touches it then i cringe when it comes into contact with me. idk why but i just cant stand it. I've never been able to drink after anyone nor would i use a fork or spoon that my significant other has just used.
Am i the only one with this weird OCD????

I chose Maltos due to the fact that everything that happens is because he made it so.

At 12/10/14 08:17 PM, CUBErt wrote:

I would wait for the stairs to clear up and carefully venture out with any weapon I can get my hands on to see what is going on.

You?

i would grab a flashlight, lock the door then turn of the generator. Everyone else's power is out so they are working on their own problems. Then i would use the giant (lazer) and destroy the moon mwahahahahhahah

the worst music video ever was the one that green day never released for Extraordinary Girl

At 12/10/14 10:12 PM, Avery wrote: I was telling a story to my friends, and I didn't know a teacher was walking by from a distance, I forgot exactly what the story was but I said Fuck. When I said this she stopped in her tracks, and her jaw dropped, and she just stared at me for a good minute before reporting me to one of my teachers. I got detention, but what the fuck? It wasn't any of her god damn buisness what I was talking about.

True but you said a bad bad word....um um um um you got in twoble

haha
however i do agree that not being able to curse in school only makes cursing in school more desirable.
besides that old hag probably hasn't opened her legs for a very long stretch of time.

At 12/10/14 09:59 PM, Maltos wrote: hmmmmm this story seems familiar....

Oh? Care to elaborate?

Does remind me of the ideas discussed in my last thread, "No such thing as originality."

i a thread where a guy crapped his pants and had to run all the way home
it was just the poo related thing that got my memory fuzzy.

At 12/10/14 10:04 PM, Sectus wrote:

If you believe that, you must believe all black people love chicken, and all Chinese people eat cats.

Well you dont have to be black to love chicken but i know Chinese people eat dog....so cat isn't (far fetched)

At 12/10/14 10:01 PM, Beer-Drinker wrote: .... but for your answer to be correct, would be a fifteen. =-/

2+4+7+2=69

is that so?

At 12/10/14 03:45 PM, NekoMika wrote:

At 12/10/14 03:40 PM, RyderOmega wrote:

Why does everyone want to know who the snowflakes are?

hmmmmm this story seems familiar....

i shall never tell you...
however i will tell you the answer to this math problem i hope it helps

2+4+7+2=69

At 12/10/14 08:55 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 12/10/14 08:51 PM, KingSandy wrote: what about being a GOD?

No... God-King is more realistic.

Godzilla mixed with the terminator.....mecha-godilla?

@Maltos is a weird one.......i swear i can never get that guy...

At 12/10/14 09:36 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:

At 12/10/14 09:34 PM, someaveragechap wrote:

Would you I was a sucker if I said yes?

Tthe joke's really on you, though, because how else would you explain why I didn't post in this thread for so long?

wouldn't we have to know the how before we know the why?

well maybe they should stop raping animals
it just aint right son
no way that just be wrong as all shark