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At 12/19/14 09:28 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:

At 12/19/14 08:52 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I've never really understood on how alcohol can be addicting, specifically beer. It starts to taste like fish after a while.

Pretty much anything can be addicting.

is religion addicting?

At 12/19/14 05:34 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 12/19/14 05:25 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 12/19/14 05:16 PM, Monster-64 wrote:
wanna webcam soon? ;)

I will not play a part in your scandalous gold-digging debauchery.

oh qt how youre so reluctant ;)
here's a picture of me irl

i'm so confused

At 12/19/14 08:54 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote:

If you drink like me, the slim chance you actually showing up to work, you're gonna be completely incapacitating, throwing yourself around everywhere not being able to get up.

Why not just a buzz for work

I was stopped at a red light when the car in front of me chose to speed through the light and got t-boned right in front of me
it was awful how they smashed into each other before my eyes
i saw the passenger from the car that ran the light crawl out of the car
the light turned green moments later and i froze

At 12/19/14 08:28 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:

At 12/19/14 08:24 PM, Maltos wrote: why not?

To keep your job.

over rated

mind blown

would make for a hell of a story if there was a writing portal

At 12/19/14 08:30 PM, KevinButtchin wrote:

At 12/19/14 08:09 PM, Maltos wrote:

At 12/19/14 07:59 PM, KevinButtchin wrote:

maybe we should give it a rest on the capitalism, huh?

capitalism? dont you mean democracy of dictation?

yeah. and those chinese guys need to stop it with the dog leather

i dont wanna get all (politics forum) in here but
so i wont go into north korea

At 12/19/14 08:24 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Why would anyone go to work drunk?

why not?

At 12/19/14 02:14 PM, Voltage wrote: Huh so instant transmission is close to possible

instant transmission you say?

At 12/19/14 08:53 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 12/19/14 08:47 AM, NeonSpider wrote:
Why'd they fire you? Didn't you get them a ton of extra sales on stuff?

The short of it is, the loss-prevention manager made me take the fall for a destroyed employee bathroom door that literally every employee took a part in destroying.

I got canned. Whoops!

whoops indeed my friend

i ran into the side of the garage door at work with a tractor but of course didnt get fired
wasn't enough damage

At 12/19/14 07:59 PM, KevinButtchin wrote:

maybe we should give it a rest on the capitalism, huh?

capitalism? dont you mean democracy of dictation?

wouldn't be the first ng ripoff

oh shizzle son have you tried to make sure your computer is plugged into an outlet?

more common than you think

At 12/17/14 11:54 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Just a simple question: What's your favorite soup?

Also, I'm hungry.

soup is for sick people

for 2015 i plan on being even weirder than 2014

weirdness level-80 out of 100

weirdness level in 2015 -90.1

its almost time to get weird
~Maltos

Yay i've put in my votes for the bbs awards!!!!
i've been a good ng citizen this year
so use your power and vote!

At 12/19/14 06:52 PM, Cordyceps wrote:

Funniest User

@Monster-64
not many make me actually laugh but this one has many times

Biggest Attention Whore

@wegra
This guy need this award.....we all know why

I Miss Yew

@supergandhi64
She was gone for a long while i think everyone missed her

The Newcomer Award

@SUbliminalvirus
This guy is the real deal

Never Logs Off

@Monster-64
All the time ng is a life style

Most Helpful

@Asandir
very good fellow

Photoshop Master

@bit
its like they are real

Best Moderator

@ stafffighter
love how he gets all crazy

Worst Moderator

@afro-ninja
just never left a lasting impression on me

The Stop Posting Award

@Sensationalism
i cant read long posts from this user

Best Poster

@Monster-64
i am a fan of monster-64

Greatest Event

gotta be the VA

Thats it! Go cast your vote like a good citizen!

At 12/19/14 03:58 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I seriously need to find a way to relax that doesn't involve drugs.
Help me out, NG.

Or don't. I don't really care because I'm cool like that.

drugs? what are those?

I'm so weird that if tom cruise were ever to meet me he would realize that he sucked in war of the worlds and that my life is way cooler than his which isn't a difficult thing to do

Never done it...and i understand how much work sucks but i wouldn't be able to work while drunk. I'd probably laugh till i vomit and then tell people truths that they need not know.....(might )get fired.

Ok so has anyone been drunk on the job and if so how did that work out for ya?

At 12/19/14 02:54 AM, Zerodecoole wrote: Karma is an actual name...

So is jebus

I would make every woman on earth topless

Kick ass.....we shall call ourselves Maltostech

At 12/19/14 08:06 AM, Deshiel wrote:

At 12/19/14 08:05 AM, Maltos wrote:

At 12/19/14 02:06 AM, Deshiel wrote:

Hey here is a picture of us back when we went out to remote places in the world......oh how the days have passed like the river where we freaked out our horses.
you remember that mountain doncha?

Yeah mate but is it still there?

You mean that guy that fell off the mountain and broke his back? Naw I think he was skinned by talking rabbits and his flesh was used as a saddle for beavers that like to ride deer when humans aren't looking.

At 12/19/14 02:06 AM, Deshiel wrote: Photoshop me into some badass action pls, I give ya mah permishun.

Hey here is a picture of us back when we went out to remote places in the world......oh how the days have passed like the river where we freaked out our horses.
you remember that mountain doncha?

At 12/19/14 07:46 AM, NeonSpider wrote:

At 12/19/14 07:25 AM, Maltos wrote: I used to have a cat but then i got sick of her pissing on my cloths and pooping in the closet
so i got rid of that hoe and i burned the litter box with her poo still in it

You should have pissed on the cat and pooped in the closet to get even. Pissed on the cat because she pissed on your clothes. Pooped in the closet because why should the cat get all the closet-pooping fun?

My friend those thoughts crossed my mind from time to time
but i read somewhere that when a cat pees on your stuff it means that they are insecure and they pee on your stuff to try to say " i belong"
but that shit was uncool and that hoe had to go

Ok fellow NGers give me my grade please

At 12/18/14 08:26 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Anything with seafood in it is revolting and unacceptable.

^ this

At 12/19/14 07:40 AM, Deshiel wrote:

There are jobs that require you to wear something else than your own casual outfit.
In busines, suits are one of the visual factors of your company's power.
So when I meet new clients I have to show them my sexy phone and then my expensive car provided by the company, to show them that our company isn't just some garage band and that we have the tools to conduct our busines with great efficiency and comfort.

Why not pull out our wallet and flash a ton of cash? Could that not be equally as efficient? Not to mention that you could just flop out your dick and show them how big it is and they will see that you are an alpha male. No one messes with the biggest walrus

At 12/19/14 07:10 AM, Phobotech wrote: "Who is she?"

She is the tranny in the first porn you ever saw remember?