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Depends if you think you're not only a reg, but also unbiased.

At 9/21/10 03:50 PM, homojesus wrote:

At 9/21/10 01:53 PM, MajorBanter wrote: Just something, y'know? Nothing special.

Lowres.

http://tempupload.ngfiles.com/2968276_Fi nalEntryMadness.jpg
(Hope that worked. Otherwise it'll double up. Which is my fault.)

Portal.

Clicky linky plzz

Looks like you avoided drawing any anatomy at all costs.

I always thought Hank looked better as a subtle character; less muscle, more weaponry.

The man is covered in bandages anyhow.

Just something, y'know? Nothing special.

Lowres.

http://tempupload.ngfiles.com/2968276_Fi nalEntryMadness.jpg
(Hope that worked. Otherwise it'll double up. Which is my fault.)

Portal.

Clicky linky plzz

At 8/30/10 04:53 PM, Khorkhoi wrote:

At 8/30/10 04:30 PM, M-Vero wrote: You realize madness is a series right? on newgrounds?
This is a contest for it?

Yeah made a search just now. I'm sorry for my last posts i misunderstood what this was all about... still a madness contest in its true sense would be cooler in my opinion. I'll now exit this thread because i have nothing to do with it, and remove my madnessday art creation from my gallery cuz it has nothing to do with it too lol...

What a fucking idiot.
In other news, still not clear on that "do I have to be scouted" bit Tom.

At 8/29/10 06:27 PM, Ashman wrote:

At 8/29/10 06:21 PM, MajorBanter wrote: A QUESTION!!

you post the links to your madness submissions in this thread, dont need to be scouted at all, if theyre in the thread theyll get judged

Cheers.

A QUESTION!!

If we post a piece of art, and tag it Madness as expected, it will not appear in the art portal unless the user is scouted.

Does this jeopardise your entry before it even gets judged? Otherwise I'm going to have to break a forum rule and post my four pieces of current art and politely ask to be scouted. And then get banned. And look like a complete '09 faggot with my >100 posts.

Thanks guys.

The comments do a far better job of describing NG than the article.

Not entirely unexpected.

Shattering the glass with a body-slam, Hank tore through the pane as if it were made of paper. He didn't bother to check his flanks; that's what his reflexes were for. He smashed into the skull of a hitman, and felt it shatter like an egg against his torso.

Ouch. Gotta hurt.

He flipped over, flipped off his safety catches and without pause shredded the entire room in bullets. Cartridges tinkled onto the floor as the flames whipped out of his Uzis, casting momentary shadows that were punctured with specks of blood and bone.

Same ol' story. Too easy. Click.

Hank dropped the guns and lowered his arms. Weapons clattered to the tiles. Not just his. The walls were peppered with gore, a few hitmen silently clutching wounds. Turning on his heel, he slipped a little. Careful now.

Stoop. Grab a new gun.

BANG.

Another door's open. Don't bother taking aim. He felt his muscles work by themselves, pulling his old bandages tight. Old wounds, still hurting, still reminding him not to mess up like so many times before. Trigger finger pulled. Shotgun. Repainted the doorway, and the guy behind the idiot who opened the damn door in the first place.

Red. Hank liked red. Comfort in the familiar.

Minus the Clown. Not exactly fond of that kinda red. Made him think of ketchup more than anything. Why was he thinking of the Clown? Of all times to do it. Trigger finger stopped, other arm whipping around, jacking out the first cartridge.

Cordite. Smells good. Acrid. Fresh. Clean.

Red cartridge. Hank didn't smile, just noticed it. Still appreciated it.

Pull, fire, more red. Bang, ker-chunk. Bang, ker-chunk. Wasn't entirely sure why he was here. Wasn't sure why he kept doing this. Clown wanted him dead, sure, but he could leave that...right? No. Wasn't simple.

Besides, Hank always enjoyed killing. Why not.

He picked up a pair of nine-millimetre pistols.

Not as if anyone was going to stop him.

Sup fags.

I'm the legendary Major Banter, more commonly found on the interlopers.net mapping resource site.

I own 50 steam games but I think L4D and it's sequel are bollocks, so I don't have them.

I map for Ep2 pretty damn well, check out my mod.

*Shameless Whorage*

Field Zone

I mainly play TF2 and Killing Floor; but odds on I'll be in SDK.

Apologies for double post; quality is balls due to compression. Higher res at:
<a>http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/ma jorbanter/the-banter-tank<a>

It's taken a while to find somewhere to get some crits on this; seems the place to be, although it's quite frankly pretty crappy. It's my first attempt at drawing something, scanning it and getting it pretty in Photoshop. I think it's alright for a first try.

SIZE: As you see it there, 599x630 (width/height)
MEDIUM: All but the background is essentially a doodle with a .5 nib pen
TIME SPENT: About 10 minutes drawing, neatening and recolouring in CS4 about two hours

I suppose I better change the background at some point for one that I've drawn myself.

At 11/5/09 05:40 PM, MastaGeneral wrote: I agree with salt, the abandon (I call him abandon, if you fail 13 crusades, you should be abandoned) model.
I have agreed with what I am going to do.
I will have fluff so that I can play reg space marines with chaos, just say they are using space marine tech. Easy.
Razorback FTFW!

I did this, until every serious player just told me to go fuck myself because it's plain against the rules. Chaos don't use modern marine gear, end of story. That's where the Daemon engines come in.

Course, using normal marine models is rarely a problem, just paint them up Corsair style.

There was me hoping for some teenage angst about some chap who's got a girlfriend with some serious issues.

Ah well.

In answer to your question; of course I fucking wouldn't. That's my blood, she's got her own.

If he doesn't want to get checked out by the doctor, it's his lookout when he haemorrhages.

If I add posts from my other forum (not /b/), then bammo, I'm in the +1000 club.

But really, even with my 18 or whatever it is, I'm less fail than you.

Having to ask.

Seriously.

Suppose I'm off to /b/ then.

Get some AIDs, son.

Damn well worth bitchfucking a cute girl.

Shit yourself in the corridor.

Thought I'd drop in and say that I'm the one getting said Baneblade.

And that the Leman Russ Punisher is the tank to get, if only as a support choice, until the Hydra is released. 20 strength 4 shots? Win!

Blame SuspiciousShitfucker for this atrocity.

SuspiciousPenguin, you piece of shit.

Need a painting sesh soon, to get these Imperial Guard up to playable standard.

Because after all, they are half decent; genestealer downed with a laspistol? Humiliating win!

I still find it fucking weird that a "medium penis" is 14cm around.

It just seems so fucking big, yet when you measure it, it ain't (not that I do, we in the UK get a wonderful program called the Sex Education Show, which is hilarious and highly informative)

It's ridiculous - at the end of the day every console has its best and worst elements.

Look at the 360, mucho revered by its fanboys, despite the fact I have to pay £50 odd just to get a wireless adapter, then another £40 to actually get live.

Both those things come free with the PS3, so it raises a big question about value for money.

But I digress, the console war is a war of self justification; it's like a huge pissing contest - yeah, you can go higher up the wall, but who gives a fuck?

However, the PS3 has made an awesome step in combining consoles - DC universe online will link both PC and PS3 users over the same server, and therefore same matches. What a fucking brilliant idea. COD8 Online having Xbox vs PS capability? Yes please Mr Microsoft.

Memorable moments of story are all well and good, but personally this is my favourite moment:

L4D. Survival Mode. Lighthouse.

"Oh awesome! That's such an wicked hiding place!"
"Where?"
"By that rock, right next to the cliff"
"That looks fucking easy to get into"
"Bullshit"
"Look, come on, i bet its piss- ah shit."

TITCH900 HAS DIED

The whole point is that they're gospel truth.

An example is the whole "you eat 8 spiders a year"

No you fucking don't, that fact was made up and put in a newspaper in the 70's to see if people believed what they read entirely.

Obviously they did.
Retards.

Methinks the point of an urban legend is that it's so fucking ridiculous it can't be true, but in the back of your mind you're thinking "what if?"

Personal favourite: Michael Jackson escaped out of his LA hospital and jetpacked off to live with eskimos.

I didn't make that up.

Go see Oblivion and Fallout 3.

Do NOT see generic action roleplaying shitballs.

Wants: characterisation, a (preferably invincible) mate, loads of customisation

Do not wants: Shitty japanese cockballs such as hairdos and miniskirted chicks (unless killable)

At 6/26/09 11:15 AM, titchman12 wrote:
Crap haven't checked this forum for a while anyway guessing that question was aimed at me and spacemarines ftw, dark angels to be specific also tau empire is pretty bitchin.

Holy scrotum titchman, my army is major 1337ness compared to you, im all 1760 points of hard-to-the-core Marine, and soon a 500 point specialist Steel Legion crew