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Just what we need, another thread about boobs.
I find this much moar interesting.
Ok, JK! I love boobs too!

I found Newgrounds while looking for the first Deadswitch game. I saw the chat feature, and became a member so that I could use it. Unfortunately, I think I'm permanently banned from the chat now for battling it out with an mod.

At 2/7/14 10:36 PM, Wegra wrote: Title says it all. Spill your thoughts

Kill Bill vol. 1

(a battle without honor or humanity)

Because I like to fight people. Like whenever I sense someone doesn't like me.

Yo, stop being a schmuck, I've got more street rap than you, bitch.

At 12/23/13 04:50 PM, Satan wrote: Your ideas are terrible, OP, and you should feel terrible.

It was a joke, can't you even tell?

In this ever increasingly common world, one is left to wonder what it would be like if one's dreams of having ordinary things become different would come true so that things would not be so boring and predictable.
I this thread, I want all of you out there in this ever increasingly common world to list things that you would like to be different.

Here are the things that I want to be different.

Kittens should hatch out of eggs instead of being born
Growing facial hair to be a voluntary action
Beach balls to be outlawed
Flying fish should have feathers so they can actually fly
The DMV should an arcade and a pizza parlor in the waiting area
There should be an organization that protects the rights of empty space at least a googol lightyears away from earth
Someone should sell chocolate covered meatballs
Hybrid vehicles for chimpanzees
Someone should invent handcuffs for mice
There should be an organization that regulates testicle squeezing

You may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater.

At 12/22/13 12:25 AM, SpankyG wrote:

At 12/22/13 12:23 AM, Magnumike wrote:

At 12/22/13 12:17 AM, SpankyG wrote: I hope you step on a fucking lego.

You're kind of funny actually.

And you're a fucking idiot who can't be satisfied and ditches everything he joins. I bet you're only ten.

Don't fuck with psycopaths on here

I'm much older, MC Fruitcake
And it's just that I don't like the way NG is configured, It's outdated and boring. NG should have been terminated in '09. Plus everyone here is a joke.

At 12/22/13 12:17 AM, SpankyG wrote: I hope you step on a fucking lego.

You're kind of funny actually.

At 12/21/13 11:58 PM, Lepy wrote:

At 12/21/13 11:56 PM, Magnumike wrote: yeah, whatever
how do I find the wade guy?

Wadefulp.newgrounds.com

Why the fuck are you leaving? Either stop coming or man up.

Thanks for the link
and everybody stop being so fucking abrasive.
You know that if this site was a real person, that person would be eating pavement.

yeah, whatever
how do I find the wade guy?

At 12/21/13 11:53 PM, Bryan wrote: You made your account less than 2 weeks ago you child.

Hey. fuck you Clitoris nipper!

Fuck everthing. I'm done using newgrounds.
I want to delete my NG account.
I'm sick of be jerked around by everyone.
Armorgames is far better.
How do I delete my account?

You look like a short, fat guy in a dirty bathroom. Am I right? Yes I think so.

I don't tip if the waiter was rude or slow.
But I always leave a big if I got a cute waitress

What about Lisa Lampenelli?

For me, the greatest job would be a chauffeur for the supa rich. Think about it. All I would do is drive people around in Rolls Royces, Austin Martens, and Lamborginis. That's how I wanna roll.

At 12/15/13 02:58 AM, Camarohusky wrote:

At 12/14/13 06:41 PM, Magnumike wrote: I'm just saying that there is NO point to instituting restrictive laws on good citizens with their legal handguns when it does nothing to stop the bad guys with their illegal machine guns!!!!!!

Where do you think the criminals get their guns?

#1 The Black Market
or
#2 Our Government (ex. Operation Fast and Furious)

At 12/15/13 12:12 AM, venturequestlord wrote:

At 12/15/13 12:09 AM, Wegra wrote: My name is NOT Douglas or Colonel Schmuckfucker

You?

My name is not ZORO

My name is not Sir Wildewang or Lord Deepwang

At 12/14/13 02:25 PM, Fim wrote: This popped up on digg today, I found it quite interesting, even if you're someone who has already made up your mind on the whole gun debate it's still worth a read.

Our sick gun fetish is destroying us

I have news for you.
Our "sick fetish" allowed Us (our nation) to escape from the tyrannical clutches of the sick whore known as Europe. Europe's history is one of oppression (I know the USA isn't perfect either), and misery! I don't want that to slowly become Our's through our forgetting our solemn origins. Freedom is the best thing any person can hope for!!! Do not cave in to the liberal lowlives in Washington.

The sad fact is that gun control laws mainly effect only law abiding citizens. Now I'm not saying that citizens need or should be carrying Mac-11s, Vectors, AA-12s, or M-240s, I'm just saying that there is NO point to instituting restrictive laws on good citizens with their legal handguns when it does nothing to stop the bad guys with their illegal machine guns!!!!!!
With the internet and so many people who will illegally sell with no questions asked, the procurement of a weapon intended for Illegal purpose become easy, to easy.
The solution to this problem is not to run out and pass tons of useless gun laws when a yet another school shooting "somehow happens", but to crack down on illegal guns like illegal drugs are.

At 12/13/13 10:58 AM, kazumazkan wrote: if your balls smell like piss,ass and ball sweat with shit scent she wont put her mouth on it got that?
now go wash your smelly self

Shut up! I have smooth, crisp balls!
(They're big to)!