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Well, if nothing else, it's teaching kids to pick up after their dog's shit. The world would be a little better if everyone did that.

Look on the bright side. You and everyone else is going to die some day. No matter what you do.

Nope. No change in mine.

The mods are going to get brain damage from smashing their heads on their desks.

At 8/25/11 10:11 AM, kazumazkan wrote: instead giving them fucking laptops they need to be sent food instead of electronics

Well, get cracking.

www.freerice.com

At 8/25/11 09:48 AM, Suprememessage wrote: Neither, they just have instincts, and mostly react to their enviroment.

There's no such thing as instinct. That's just scientist code for "we haven't figured out why they do it, yet".

What they need is education. If only there were a device that could act as a portal to the greatest pool of information that mankind has created. Something that you could put on top of your lap and allow access to a vast network of computers, a "web" if you will that is as wide as the world.

If only...

Well,

Humans are animals.
Humans have a consciousness.
Therefore, at least some animals have consciousness.

At 8/25/11 08:45 AM, Ferociraptor wrote: You know what? I don't like you.

I second this motion.

Also, the movie sucked.

February tries man. It's working with a 2-3 day disadvantage. Now May, there's a suck ass month.

Hinata and Sakura from Naruto
Rei from Evgangelion
May from Poke'mon and
Kogome from Inuyasha

There's my five.

For best real porn star name, how can you not go with Lexington Steele?

For the best fake one, mine wouldn't be bad. Tom Bluff.

Get a pressure hose. It will be impossible to not have fun.

1 Double Check the doors.
2 Check for open windows.
3 If anyone is in the house, possibly sleeping, try calling a few times
4 If people inside don't respond try banging on door loudly
5 Determine if there are any windows that are higher on the house that are most likely open and safely reachable.
6 If yes to 5, try to access window.
7 If you've reached this stage, either knock out a window or call a locksmith. I'd suggest a locksmith.

At 6/12/11 10:37 PM, VGmasters wrote:

At 6/12/11 10:34 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: You don't put something great somewhere and expect people to go to it. You put something great where people already go.

Congratulations OP. You just invented Florida.

It would certainly make places like Orlando seem boring.

No. Listen Stupid. You missed my point. Your idea is ill-conceived and won't work. Maine is small, out of the way, has few people and is cold. If anyone wanted any of the things in Maine that you talked about, they'd have built it.

Face it, your state sucks. Get back to ravaging the ocean as best you can so you can just barely get by.

I'll be in Wisconsin with my cheese, super bowl trophy, corn, and moderate levels of manufacturing.

You don't put something great somewhere and expect people to go to it. You put something great where people already go.

Congratulations OP. You just invented Florida.

At 6/11/11 02:49 AM, polles wrote: 49999 pennies, actually. And i made $3.23 :3

$3.32 total. Suck it.

I don't think NG will ever have a dedicated video portal like you described. But there's nothing to stop someone from putting it in a flash format I suppose.

Well, no dur. First you introduce the enemy, establish them as being powerful so that the protagonists seem to be in real danger, then you have the protagonists find the enemy's Achilles Heel. Since a fight where the protagonist is always in the lead would be boring, they have to win suddenly at the end.

At 6/11/11 06:00 AM, TheSandyman wrote:

At 6/11/11 04:25 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: As for all the people calling me fat. Yes, yes I am. Very.

You may be fat, but you're doing something with it. Earning money and gettin' bitches and shit.

Fuck. I just realized that with some of my money. i can get a membership at my old high school's weight room. We have the second best weight room in the state.

To answer some of the questions asked.

The gift card is to the pizza place that held the event. So half of the reward is more pizza. Which shall be shared with friends and family at later dates.

Food is not a zero sum game. Just because I eat a ton of food doesn't take it away from the poor people in third world countries.

All proceeds from the day also went to benefit the USO so in a small way, I've already donated to charity. I am thinking about donating some of the cash to charity though. Maybe either to the USO or Red Cross.

I don't remember the number of slices, but they went by weight. I finished off 3lbs 3.4 oz during the 10 min competition.

There were no toppings, just cheese. My guess is that was to lower cost and give everyone an equal playing field. They were deep dish though.

As for all the people calling me fat. Yes, yes I am. Very. We can't all be like Takeru Kobiyashi. In fact, scientists can't figure out if fat, or muscle hinders stomach expansion more than the other. so he really doesn't have any particular advantage over anyone. He's just a beast.

At 6/10/11 11:55 PM, DarkMatter wrote:

At 6/10/11 11:31 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: I'm full as all hell, but I won and I have 50 in cash and 50 on a gift card to show for my effort.

Has anyone else on NG won an eating contest or taken part in it? How was it?

then why not show us? pics plz

Sure thing.

http://www.sheboyganpress.com/apps/pbcs.
dll/gallery?Avis=U0&Dato=20110610&Katego ri=SHE01&Lopenr=106100828&Ref=PH

I'm full as all hell, but I won and I have 50 in cash and 50 on a gift card to show for my effort.

Has anyone else on NG won an eating contest or taken part in it? How was it?

It's been like that for a while no. I don't know if it can be fixed or I'd think someone would have taken care of it by now.

At 6/8/11 11:10 PM, SergeantLuke wrote:

At 6/8/11 05:06 PM, xDaniBananix wrote: All I know is that my state has a lot of cheese.

A FELLOW WISCONSINITE!

And I make 3. Mention cheese or the Packers in a thread title and we all come running.

At 6/7/11 03:21 AM, klik wrote:

At 6/7/11 03:19 AM, Finalfina wrote:

At 6/7/11 03:16 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: I'm fat, slow and can't climb trees. The first thing that eats meat and sees me is going to have a very good day.

Good luck everyone else.

It's ok. Your death will not be in vain

You're just saying that to be nice to him.

THE RAPTORS GOT MY ARMS AND STOMACH FAT!

Eat my dust you bastards. Good luck out running them now!

I'm fat, slow and can't climb trees. The first thing that eats meat and sees me is going to have a very good day.

Good luck everyone else.

At 6/7/11 03:05 AM, Finalfina wrote: I find myself lurking and posting the forums into the wee hours of the night and then all of a sudden i look at the bottom right hand of my laptop's screen and what do i see???

12:00AM

I feel like i have become more and more addicted to the forums in the past month or two... Is this normal? Should i see a physician? Do any of you suffer from such ailments?

Your profile says that you're a student and you're 23. One can only assume that the pressures of college life are weighing on you. Constantly doing battle with your own thoughts, Will I pass my test, Have I learned enough, Should I have gone to class more and taken more notes, Did i make the right choice for which classes to take, will I get a job, will father eventually accept my decision not to take over the family business, can I ever be as successful as my 31 yr old sister?

With all these questions weighing on your mind, you turn to the childlike innocence question less Newgrounds to escape your reality. Within two years you will kill yourself while wearing a suit leaving behind a simple note of "are you happy now dad?".

So just go ahead and get all the Newgrounds you can. It is the fate of us all.

People have as many different personae as they have relationships. No one acts the same way around their girlfriend as they do around their mom. No one is the same when they're around their sibling as when they're around their kids. Our personalities are constantly adapting to the situation we're in.

I think Dream On by Aerosmith would be a good song to die to. I could also live with dying to anything sung by Genesis.