Almost never. On time my dentist asked if I had slavic ancestry because my teeth go very deep into my head. Basically I'm pretty white, there's probably some native in there but I'm not interested enough to find out for sure.

Kind of reminds me about a comediand (can't remember who), who made a joke about how if you call a Korean guy Chinese, or a Puerto Rican guy a Mexican they get really mad, but when you say a Dutch guy is French he doesn't care. Talking about ancestry, not citizenship. Funny stuff.

At 10/19/09 05:41 AM, Sawke wrote: split ends. I've been told i have them and in response i say "OHH NO WAAAAY I CANT BELIEVE I DONT GIVE A FUNKY FUCK WHY DONT YOU GET A LIFE AND STOP ANALYZING MY HAIR!?!?" seriously...split ends?

That reminds me, dandruff. I have an oily scalp, OMG who cares?

At 10/18/09 12:35 AM, bobobo22 wrote: Faith is very spiritual and even though we know it can't happen we have faith that it does and we keep on to that faith, we just believe.

This, is the definition of a delusion.

We all know the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true god anyway.

RAmen.

Any professional sports. Even sports I like to play. I just don't get why it matters. You have no real connection to the team and their success doesn't affect you in any real way. Watching other people play sports is like watching other people eat food.

Also the Olympics. I just don't give a fuck about the Olympics. I live pretty close to Vancouver and I can't go a few hours without hearing or reading some shit about the Olympics. They suck, they ruin TV by showing crap lousy curling when my stories are on.

The Olympics are also mildy racist if you think about it.

Damn, I hate living in Canada today. We just got season 3 like a few months ago. Basically, I'll be able to get this on DVD before I'll be able to see it on TV.

The same thing gay people did on Xbox Live. Nothing.

People are just afraid of what they don't understand. I really don't see what the big deal is, if people want to draw pictures of squirrels with tits, and wear big fuzzy costumes, that's their own business.

At 10/18/09 10:05 PM, Creepyfan wrote: John and Kate

This. I keep seeing that douchebag's face on magazines and TV, and I STILL don't care what he did.

Also that balloon kid.

Hells yeah, I do. Usually Never Gonna Give You Up, or Rio.

I hypothesize that the shower creates rhythms you pick up on and join in on.

In case there weren't enough prepositions there, in, out, on, up.

Remember guys, atheism isn't a religion. It's the belief that there is no god. Atheism is the absence of religion if you think about it. "Atheism is no more a religion than not collecting stamps is a hobby." Can't remember who said that but I love it.

In fact, with many atheists it's not the belief that no god exists as much as it is that there is no evidence to suggest a god, therefore it makes the most sense to conclude there is no god. the best theories are those which can very easily be disproved, yet haven't been. The same can be said for the opposite, the worst theories are those that can be proven very easily yet haven't been.

Somebody said something about wanting to believe in nothing after death. I'd like to explain that it's not so much wanting to believe in nothing as it is a lack of the ability to believe in something without evidence, otherwise known as faith. We don't see any reason to believe something for which we have been presented no evidence. We are those that cannot simply will themselves to believe something, it's both a blessing and a curse. Sure it would be nice to believe in a magical world where the wicked are punished for their misdeeds in the afterlife, but that's where the realism comes in.

Anyway, seems to me he couldn't be all that Christian if you broke him just like that. It's generally a good idea to try to convert people to atheism when they're on the fence about the whole thing. Convincing a believer is impossible.

I believe it went something like this.

I'm not really a computer person but what you said makes no sense to me.

Take the condom off.

Has this happened often enough to consider reworking the system yet? It's really not fair.

Why did you leave the origin on the pic? Now weveryone is going to have to edit it out individually.

At 8/22/09 11:44 PM, SevenSeize wrote: This explains it all.

Damn, now I desperately want to change my username to Cockasaurus.

On topic: the Xs stand for kisses.

At 8/23/09 06:52 AM, Myopinions wrote:

At 8/23/09 06:51 AM, MCSMstudios wrote: Constructive is telling them how to improve upon their work, saying you didn't like it is not constructive.

-_- yes. its is.. maybe go easy on the fuckin blood n shit next time.

No where in your review did you say that.

At 8/23/09 05:39 AM, Officer wrote: OH SNAP WHERE ARE MY CAPETS?

I've stolen your capets and I won't return them for less than 9000 Deutschmarks. Nehheheheheh!

Constructive is telling them how to improve upon their work, saying you didn't like it is not constructive.

At 8/23/09 06:48 AM, Myopinions wrote: i gave constructive opinions..

No you didn't.

It's just such a ridiculous situation, I don't know how to answer. It's like saying Bigfoot walked into your house and started eating all your food and blasting Hannah Montana out of the speaker in his ass. Too unreal to really sayd what I'd do. It's too much of a WTF to predict.

Yes, let's get over her by starting a thread about her.

Use a small bit of Silly Putty to plug up the tip of your dick.

lolcat porn is very popular I've noticed.

At 8/23/09 03:18 AM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I barely have enough money to survive now, let alone money for a doctor who can check my thyroid out.

Oh, now you've done it. This thread is about socialised health insurance now.

You're just mad because you didn't hook up while you were there.

How do you know it's a guy? You know what, don't answer that.

This is the lowest scoring top 5 I've ever seen.

At 8/21/09 01:35 AM, vmanalt9873 wrote: Ok I gotta admit, SSBB is a good game. But just all there other games, well there pretty much going downhill. Who agrees. Personally I think Sonic is for furfags, and Nintendo is for 13 year ol' males.

Looks like someone just turned 14.

How could someone have never heard of the holocaust? Don't they teach that in schools?

I have the first two seasons on DVD. Had to watch the third online because they don't show it in Canada for some reason. Season 4 should be awesome.