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Where's that numb-nut liberal Otto, I think he would like to look this over.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18487_6-ridiculous-history-my ths-you-probably-think-are-true.html

Bear in mind that nearly everyone had some form of a fire-arm on them due to the nature of frontier life.

AKA the real threats, Indian raids, Vicious wild-life, hunting for food, etc.

Every anti-gun nut here has to shut the fuck up. Good God pick up a history text book and read.

-Prohibition, we banned alcohol, and that stopped everyone from drinking, right?
-It is illegal to cross the border of the United States without going through the proper and legal system, this has worked out fabulously too.
-Today, several narcotics are illegal as well, including weed, yet some how I was able to hold enough in my life time to warren an arrest for "intention to sell."

What is so difficult to understand here, the people committing the crimes are CRIMINALS, they don't give a flying fuck about the Law. Which is why most of the guns used in these crimes are illegal in the first place.

And stop comparing the U.K., again it's been said they lack the amount of minorities as us, and on top of this, there are hardly any gangs in the U.K. and your so called "cracked down on guns" has really stopped the I.R.A. in N. Ireland right?

All such laws would do is take away guns from Law-abiding citizens.

Clicktoplay hit the nail on the head. The problem here in Syria is that it's a lose-lose situation. The FSA isn't some Continental Congress rallied together for the cause of freedom and an Independent Syria.

They're in it for an Independent Syrian Kurdish State, and Independent Syrian Christian State, etc. They have no national pride, the "country" is just a plot of land, with hundreds of different sects and ethnic groups who want are more interested in killing their historic enemies and gaining power for their group only. They could care less about what happens to Syria as a nation.

They're only united now in the war against Assad, but what happens when he falls? Chaos, complete and utter anarchy. These groups will be at each others throats until some new dictator comes in with the will and the rod to discipline them back into society. How do you think these pricks come to power in the first place.

Has history taught us nothing, Revolution is hardly ever the answer, it was by the grace of God and sheer determination of the American people the American Revolution didn't end the way most do. Look at the French Rev. to Napoleon. Afghanistan civil war to the Taliban, Mexico and whatever S.O.B took power after their numerous "revolts". Hell it's how Saddam gained power.

An unfortunately the underlying problem in all this is that the new Dictator is already growing under the guise of the Mujaheddin 'freedom fighters'. Please it's nothing more than Al-Qaeda and it's allies in Libya, Chechenya, Iraq and else-where fighting to install a Sunni theocracy governed by Sharia Law. The FSA being the anti-West group we all know them to actually be welcome them with open arms. They may play the guise of wanting our support, but that will end as soon as Assad hangs.

Anyone ever ask what happened to Egypt and Libya? Of course the Dictators stepped down, everything must be okay right?

This shit will turn into Afghanistan all over again, only difference is now they have Israel in an arm's length. If Assad falls expect another 10 years or more added to the "War on Terror"

Exactly some fucking faggot with a hard on for ponies at the age of 20 is going to give me a lesson life, time doesn't heal all wounds you ignorant fuck. Why don't I just randomly kill your parents and see how you react to it, infact 10 years later Ill make a laugh about it and see if it's as funny then.

Are you that stupid to think just because it happened a while ago means its any less real? Ofcourse I am talking to a fucking full grown man watching a kids show.

And before some fucking schmuck living on the other side of the country puffs out his chest and pretends to act big and tell me what Im doing is wrong why don't you come down to where I live out in New York and tell that to the five kids I know whose parents were killed that day and tell them they're people doing wrong.

Unbelievable, I really have no words for people such as these.

Everyone here shut the fuck up, especially that asshole Light who thinks just because he has a computer and feelings means he gets to share them, why don't you go fight a war and come back to us and tell us how you feel then.

Fucking country makes me sick everytime some scumbag has to tear down our country and military. Fucking 3000 people were killed just going to work and now all of the sudden it was wrong and what we're doing is wrong because we want justice.

You support the country you live in no some rock eating towel headed mountain goat with an assault rifle 9000 miles on the other side of the globe.

Hate America and what its doing than leave, because honestly you people are the worst and the only ones dragging us down.

At 12/15/11 11:35 PM, hhahahahahha wrote: Because Dicks

Because cocks can shoot out watermelons and those melons hatch, and then out of it comes a big ass stork who will fly off to the nearest 7/11 pick up a stripper have it pop out a child and then deliver it to your mom.

Thats where babies come from .

So basically you described every school shooter in an attempt to be a troll and come off funny with some sort of creepy/pasta.

Not funny really.

Did you shit out a mocha chino later?

I'm gonna hit you so hard my dick will get so big and then it will hit your dick in the face only to have your dick's mother-in-law come out of the ocean and smack my balls with a tuna-fish pizza slice and then rub it down with the oil I used to lube up my left middle finger so I could poke out the president's belly-button, while the secret service looks in horror and decides to open fire on set pinky, but because it's anus fires lazers with sharks attached to them the lazers ejaculate on the guns and then the backpack monsters eat the forbidden candy canes of Mt. Sugar in Nippleopolis, land of the golden breasts, which is the swedish word for "hard" thus bringing us full circle.

Alright seriously the terms used are simply disgusting at this point, The real way the thing is seen as a human life/non-human life is when the person gives a shit about it (totally the right attitude).

If aborted the baby agaisnt the mothers consent you'd all call me a murderer.

If I did with her consent you'd say I had the right to that.

See the problem? It's not the mother's life to be decided it's another person. (Unless it's rape thats really the only one I consider true)

I seriously hope the baby-boomers die off quickly, they're laws/control of the government has really been completely and totally un-constitutional. Some many laws today are just made for the shittiest of reasons and honestly this generation needs to vote/ be more active in politics.

If we ever become a nazi germany it will be our fault, in the end.

okay, if you're seriously going to disregard everything by saying "I don't care" or "I'm wrong" than this argument is over, no point in me wasting time on some one who is clearly and ignorantly attached to a view point.

Also, I've yet to see the symbolic meaning in this other than being a pretentious dick, so his cum-shot has meaning also?

And last, you claim religion is passed onto us through "brain-washing" (saying it has been 'forced' to us by our parents) is simply a lacking argument. I've been told not to smoke by hundreds of Parents/ higher/older figures in my life, and lied to by those retarded advert's and countless of other influences that perfectly fit you're idea about 'forcing belief'.

I do it almost every other weekend, I guess that was really forced onto me, huh? And while we're at it let's just assume EVERY religion preaches you MUST blindly follow the faith without questions.

Let me ask you when is the last time you so much as participated in a religious event. Because if all religion was is blindly following a set of rules, than there would be no use of a theology study for religious people would there?

Again stop with the "Religion has no thought" bandwagon, maybe once in a while you should actually consider using intellect with your arguments rather than following what has been said countless times before so blindly (hmmmm sounds familiar, doesn't it, guess that always questioning intellect has really separated you from us "religious-cattle/sheep who simply others)

I'd like to just say the mortality rate for mothers in this country is literally .003 at the max, so it's not even a valid argument anymore.

Secondly, My question has still yet to remain answered.

Third, I will agree with you on that point on the adoption issue, however I sincerely believe that having things like abortion (atleast as it's handled currently) only simply only add to that problem. Many of these 'mothers' usually are teenagers who couldn't keep their legs crossed or were an idiot about having sex that they simply want to flush the thing so as to not deal with the responsibilities of parenthood.

The more we allow certain aspects of life to continue to be self-serving the more selfish I believe the generation becomes. The reason most of the kids won't be adopted is because People today only see a family as being genetic. The idea of a family formed through love, rather than a dick smacking a vagina and popping out a couple of babies, is lost. And part of over-coming selfishness is realizing the world doesnt revolve around you, and that takes growning up, which in turn happens through responsibility and acceptance of your actions.

By using abortions as a get-out-a-jail-free-card, we're depriving these 'mothers' from that. And honestly that is my main problem with abortion more than anything.

The penalty for doing so if losing the better enchantments given to you by the robes. You can't gain that from Armor, and even with enchanting you can always find/do better with robes.

Seriously the idea of "official posts" are ridicolous many of the members here simply want it so that they can have their regular conversations about super smash bros, mario, star fox, or what ever retro-game you guys can't seem to let go of your nostalgia about.

P.S. Join the Legion, their armor looks cooler IMO, and the Stormcloaks are just a bunch of "rednecks" (whitenecks?) who follow some old douchebag veteran.

At 12/13/11 09:38 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 12/13/11 09:07 PM, Lumber-Jax12 wrote: There's little to no respect for it anymore and even among religious.

Religion does not respect the minds of children, the lives and rights of women, or humanity as a whole. Why should humans respect religion when it won't show them the same courtesy?

Religion is not forced onto others, that's problem and excuse many people put up today, you don't have to follow religion if you don't want to. Has it ever occurred to you, that you're idea of this "brain-washing" is forced onto us everyday in every field of life besides religion?

It's called expressing your opinion, and telling others your values or ideals isn't forced, especially since you have the option of choosing not to. You wouldn't call a commercial a "brain-wash", but it's acting in the same way you call religion, it forces it's ideals onto you, but again you don't have to follow it.

This isn't "art"

Art is self-expression through a creative medium. This photograph fits that description. It is art.

Art is the product or process of deliberately arranging items (often with symbolic significance) in a way that influences and affects one or more of the senses, emotions, and intellect

Next time actually look up the definition and understand it before you make-up one yourself.

the World is broken into to parts, the practical and theoretical.

The world has always been separated into parts, and to claim that there are just two "main" parts is far too reductive, especially considering that the whole "spiritual world" insists on placing itself above and beyond the limitations of theory and practice.

Spiritual is neither, an atheist telling me what spirituality seems like an oxymoron. Religion isn't some idea in the sky, for one to follow a faith/religion, they must add it in all regions of their daily life, therefore it becomes part of the theoretical, and practical. And thats not just the church's idea of it. That's the definition of a religion, in case you still want to use word-play.

Also, I'm sure had the picture been one of darwin bowing to God, or crossing himself, you yourself would have been up-in-arms. So don't try and pass this off as you being neutral, not one person reading this thread will buy that bullshit.

At 12/13/11 09:03 PM, Light wrote:

At 12/13/11 08:56 PM, Lumber-Jax12 wrote: First of all let's get some one here who has actually been pregnant first before we go in the specifics of whether or not abortion is right.

As stupid as this may sound, I fail to see how a woman who's gotten pregnant before is somehow more qualified than we are to discuss whether an abortion is ethical or not.

Gee I don't know maybe because in order to abort something, you have to be pregnant first? On top of that the main reason for abortion is because everyone considers going through pregnancy as such a "burden" and "emotionally-wearing" I simply want to know if it really is as "bad as it is".

Because if the answer is not as bad as it is made out to be as some of you are putting it as, than what is the problem with simply giving the child up for adoption. Sides How would you feel if your mom aborted you, afterall 3-6 months before your birth, your life was considered "un-valuable" also.

And before any one (especially num-nuts over here who thinks he can simply shit on other's input/opinions without facing any sort of comeback) thinks I'm just some "ignorant" "god-fearing" idiot, keep in mind I'm relatively grey in this topic.

Seriously the Society we live in today and the secularists who push for it need to get off their high horse. There is so much hate towards religion it's disgusting really. You wouldn't go over a friends house and call his mom a slut to his face simply because you don't like her or prefer your mom (belief) over his.

There's little to no respect for it anymore and even among religious. This isn't "art", the World is broken into to parts, the practical and theoretical. I believe we will be a better society on the whole when we learn to stop separating the two.

Just because you can doesn't mean you should, this douchebag thinks he's an artist simply by being 'controversial' when in practice an art must require skill and some stylistic, and creative decisions. The theory is you can express what ever you want in art and that it is subjective. When you merge the two you see this is only theoretical.

Anyone can piss on a crucifix, and if this guy is also taking a picture of his jizz then, no, he's not an artist, just some twisted fuck.

In that case, Ass-Bangers 7 is art, yet you'll hear no one call it as such.

First of all let's get some one here who has actually been pregnant first before we go in the specifics of whether or not abortion is right.

And as for my opinion, I'm somewhat grey towards this, despite being catholic, I love the trinity and all, but there are some things I feel the church does wrong with. Which shouldn't be heresy to say, its run by humans, there are going to be mistakes now and again. Jesus isn't running the thing from Rome, and we've had bad Popes before.

Yes the rapture will include all those who have such a high and exaggerated self-importance (ego) you dont need to remind us.

At 11/5/11 11:11 PM, CrazySquirrel124 wrote:

At 11/5/11 11:06 PM, JoeMation wrote: I see a lot of bashing in the article, but I don't see any proof. I've lived in Michigan, and bullying doesn't really seem like an issue there. Nor religion either, there are many of all religions in MI; from muslims, to christians, and even jews.

At 11/5/11 11:02 PM, CrazySquirrel124 wrote: Prepare to see a hell of a lot more suicides.

Why? You think every kid that gets bullied will kill themselves? And you think this bill will actually stop schools from suspending a bully? You, sir, are a complete retard.

First of all, schools don't give a shit about bullies until the victim beats the shit out of them, and even so, the bully never gets in trouble. Fact of life.
Second, do you know what it's like to go to a school that's 90% Christian and you're the only Atheist? You feel like a black guy in the South...the deep South...in the 40's.
You are a lot more likely to be depressed in this situation.
Also, even if you're gay, that's another way for people to bully you. And we ALL know how many people have killed themselves over that type of bullying.

Seriously, what the fuck are you on? It's 2011 I am christian and I know plenty of atheists I don't preach to them, but I do give them my opinion. No one who says they're christian barely follows the religion (Out of scale of 1 being an atheists and 10 being an evangelist, I'd say most kids fall into a 4, while catholic school kids are usually a 4.5-5, 6+ is rare, but hey we're human right?) anymore so it's not like these kids actively seek you out. If they do, then they need to ease up and find a more peaceful way to send the message.

But what I think is you probably go out of your way to make it known your an atheist and obviously people will get up in arms about their religion no matter how little they follow it, most people will defend anything just because they're "in-the-group".

my cousins who live south have better collection than most of you (save for Cyris, that's just a fucking personal armory) and I have to say the favorite one I shot was their AR-15, full 30 rounds. Call of Duty is such Bull Shit two, there is no way you can do half the acrobatic shit they do in that game, that rifle pretty heavy and its hard to keep on target.

Wanted to shoot a Garand, but they had little ammo for it, plus that thing is designed for breaking thumbs, Id rather not lose a digit. Definitely would do it now though.

do you even understand what I mean by act up, you kiwi? Act up means to talk out in class, not throw a bitch fit like a 13 year old on her first period.

And if you "write" professionally than I would suspect it's been a while since you've actually been IN school. Alot could change in 5-6 years, and for the record, we're on different sides of the pacific and a land-mass while we're at it. Your school is certainly different from mine.

At 11/3/11 08:18 PM, Boss wrote:

At 11/3/11 08:16 PM, slayer727 wrote:

At 11/3/11 04:36 PM, joeEFFINGmayo wrote: Good Rap?

Well there's your problem.

hahahah its a little gay bitch !!!!! omg hes so fucking cool!!! what music do you like little boy? bitch motherfuckers whiny singing over 3 chords? fuck you bitch boy.

HEY its not "bitchy" music, its GAY music, duhh!

Difference being he takes it in the ass when he plays it.

You do realize one nuke isn't enough to take out most average-sized countries, right?

At 11/3/11 06:44 PM, EmmaVolt wrote:

At 11/3/11 06:17 PM, Lumber-Jax12 wrote: Im in school now, I act up all the time, not because I have a mental condition, its because I'm so god-damn bored.

Then you are a legitimate idiot.

Right, because you didn't just respond to the first sentence. I'm sorry unlike you I don't have as great as an enthusiasm for school. Because there's no way in hell any one can be different, you're probably one of the same 'geniuses' who act all high and mighty because of their high average because it takes every inch of their fiber to focus just to get an average grade.

I make 90's and act up, it's not hard, and Im sure you're just the life of a party, emma.

Girl on N.G., attractive? Highly unlikely, there's a chance but again unlikely.

For me people with more than just an ego, I.E. early/latter Kanye (he's really gone through a change just listen to some of the more serious songs in Watch the Throne), Kudi, Jay-z, pretty much any rapper whose not part of YMCMB.

At 11/3/11 06:23 PM, FirstBaby wrote:

At 11/3/11 06:17 PM, Lumber-Jax12 wrote: logic responce, asshat. Aw yeah.

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooly shit that makes sense, but he said the kids used her ADD and ADHD for a excuse for her to be a asshat, god that's a fun word. Anyways, What you said that would be better for him to mention, he did mention it.

funny, I don't remember asking you for what his post meant? Huh, I guess I'm wrong, ass-shat hey thanks next time I need a snide comment from a "funny, and original 'comedian" I'll just ask you instead.

And thanks for reading my comment thoroughly, because at NO POINT in my post did I mention I changed my previous position to a more agreeing one.

Thanks ass-shat, couldn't have done it with out your help. Hey keep on being a thought-ful person.

oh how silly of me, clearly I am just not as understanding of you and your music. After-all by saying metal sucks it's a gross/biased assumption. Yet you were spot on by stating I listen to two "popular" artists who obviously have a large following in 17 year old boys, ofcourse it doesn't matter their target audience is younger girls, no you so rightfully and clearly took the time to 'analyze' me and my taste of music.

I will now go listen to two artists who I clearly do listen to, and it's not like you made a NON-biased assumption of "in/popular" music 'these' days, simply because the two afore-mentioned artists have had more media coverage, no sir. You keep on going and be the moderately/righteous/un-biased man you are.