387 Forum Posts by "Lumber-Jax12"
At 6/16/11 10:55 PM, daethdrain wrote: Are you losers kidding me shut the fuck up you're all a bunch of virgens with dicks so tiny you couldn't satisfy a mouse. (I have though)
At least I get tail regularly.
Like literaly I get tail..
Go get laid then come back fags.
Okay then, since you're so cool, go tell every kid/person in your school/office about this, see their reactions, why do you care, clearly you got more "tail".
At 6/16/11 10:45 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote:At 6/16/11 10:39 PM, Lumber-Jax12 wrote:I stopped there, it was just too funny and retarded to bother with the rest of the post.Its funny you mention animals being penetrated, again.
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your jokes phase me about as much as mosquitoes phase rhinos.
Thank you, comedy just comes naturally,
I stopped at yours when you complemented me.
At 6/16/11 10:18 PM, LostFaceInTrain wrote:At 6/16/11 10:05 PM, majormario wrote:-When the girl in the advert is hotter than the gorl in the videoAt 6/16/11 09:57 PM, LostFaceInTrain wrote:
Holy shit yes, this a million times. I always ask myself, why can't I see her tits?
At 2/25/10 04:53 PM, bman200 wrote: God put them on this Earth so bugs can eat them. If they didn't, they'd die, which would cause certain animals to die, which would kill those animals who eat them, which would knock human existence off the planet as we know. So yeah, that'd be bad. Still don't like mosquito's anyway.
That's natural selection, bitch.
No but seriously, we can't just breed a similar creature that doesn't have the ability to carry viruses and just let them grow out of control?
At 6/16/11 10:33 PM, roderickii wrote:At 6/16/11 10:30 PM, Lumber-Jax12 wrote:Sign-Up Date:At 6/16/11 10:26 PM, roderickii wrote:not gonna lie, your dick is covered in dog shit I find it funnyAt 6/16/11 10:24 PM, daethdrain wrote: Fuck your so called hybrid beings. I'm a stud and those animals are practically begging me to fuck them.Not gonna lie, this shit is funny.
Hell I got dog AIDS, bear herpes, bee stings, shark bites, fish hepatatis, wolf clamydia, crab crabs.
1/15/11
Level: 1
your jokes phase me about as much as mosquitoes phase rhinos.
Its funny you mention animals being penetrated, again.
Do I even have to try at this point, also Id more likely assume you think Im some "loser" simply because I choose to lurk the site for a bit. Plus I love the whole sing-up date shit, classic NG "Elite-ist", I don't think its a sign of intelligence that your dad came in your mom, before mine did.
Hate to break it to you, but by going by your "logic" you shouldn't even be talking Rummy0 has a higher post count so going by your rules, " LOL STOOPID 11'ER STFU".
PS- how does your dad feel about the fact he made a little shit, who gets off to 14 year old Japs in Cat ears?
At 6/16/11 10:26 PM, roderickii wrote:At 6/16/11 10:24 PM, daethdrain wrote: Fuck your so called hybrid beings. I'm a stud and those animals are practically begging me to fuck them.Not gonna lie, this shit is funny.
Hell I got dog AIDS, bear herpes, bee stings, shark bites, fish hepatatis, wolf clamydia, crab crabs.
not gonna lie, your dick is covered in dog shit I find it funny
At 6/16/11 10:15 PM, roderickii wrote:At 6/16/11 10:12 PM, Lumber-Jax12 wrote:For thje last fucking time in anthros case it's usually a HUMAN-Animal hybrid. whcih means it's not an animal it's some fantasy character like WOW.
You people need to take your asses out of your own head.
You people need to take your dicks out of animals assholes, ya dig?
And don't try and cry to me because you can only fuck things that can't think for themselves whether or not they want some sloppy chode plowing their ass.
I more open to letting another man have sex with a man, than I am to some guy fuck a dog.
Don't give me this Athro-shit. If you assholes knew about the animals you jerk off to, you'd know species don't fuck with other species. Its not natural, and it's certainly not natural for a Human to want to plow a cat's asshole.
Rummy0 is gay, and yea that is not too typical or normal, but not inhumane, you guys on the other hand can literally go fuck a goat.
At 6/16/11 02:54 PM, HSH wrote:At 6/16/11 01:32 PM, Lumber-Jax12 wrote: England seems like a shitty country.Fuck you too. One person in England does something stupid, and all of a sudden England's a shitty country?
You blow off your finger and go to jail for it? What is this the USSR?
no its retarded that you guys jail some one for being retarded, he blew off his finger I think he learned his lesson no need to jail him.
If we do this in America then that's pretty unfair and just as stupid. Come at me brit.
relax, my brother and I fuck"(come at me NG, I cursed!) with our dog all the time, I always rub my hand on his nose until he sneezes. It doesn't hurt and he still follows us and plays with us anyway so I don't think they mind.
Sides I know as long as my dog bites me back, I'm fine with it shows me that he isn't afraid of me, and he shouldn't be anyway.
I bet you just found out about him today.
At 6/16/11 12:56 PM, Rummy0 wrote: lol America.
what do you know about America, clearly the only world you live in is Anime-land.
England seems like a shitty country.
You blow off your finger and go to jail for it? What is this the USSR?
At 6/14/11 11:27 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I troll the ever loving monkey shit out of those people.
how its face-book, the kids you troll will then kick your ass irl.
Lets just hope some jackass doesn't proclaim himself "president for life" after this is over.
This is all theory, and it's highly possible, why not shit like this has already gone down, cough/cough WATERGATE UGH IRAN/CONTRABAND cough, there's three types of people my friends, radicals, moderates and extremists. One to far to the left the other vice-versa and one in the middle, that's where he is at or close to there, I'm a moderate on this, and since this is New Grounds, I'll put this in a way you guys can understand.
Hes more likely to be "Agnostic" on this subject than he is to be religious or Atheistic.
And if you guys still don't get it, read the god-damn rules, 1 of the 1st rules are to read, review everything in a thread before going off without any knowledge of any update in a thread, it just makes you come off as stupid.
no one will find this, and if they do, Good ban me.
In all honesty all though while it does make sense for something like this to happen, and probably should I'm afraid people are right, Obama really is that much of a pussy that all of his reasons for why he did things this way are true. It is retarded and illogical, but hey the media has such a vice-gripe on the government's balls its disgusting.
You can't say one thing without being blasted by this newspaper or that, I wish they would pull their head out their asses and get back to reporting the news as it is without all their little "slants" and "nudges" that clearly lean to one side.
And If what you say is true, that gives me hope that America is still strong and willing to do not whats right or wrong for the sake of Ahmed or Muhammad, but whats necessary for the people that live in THEIR country.
new mexico, less people
ehh, you never know with creeps like /b/ and for all you know they could track you and then exploit ur personal info and spread it online.
I love all of you people who bash this guy, he has some of the most concise and well written idea ever, and honestly I would not be surprised if we have him right now, and guess what good.
I hope they torture the fucker for days on end.
Is it me or am I the only one who finds it a little weird that people tend to give personal insight to their lives on these threads too much. I know its anonymous and all, but still thats what face-book is for. I just think that they are pretty much nonsense in the first place, some of these stories seem very far-fetched and I don't mean to sound like an anti-social kid who has no "stories" to share, I guess I might be more private then others.
But does anyone else feel these personal thread are pretty much pointless, because when you look at it, by the end of the day how can you really "share" that experience, I mean we all have a life and although while some may be interesting I just think no one can really relate to your story, seeing as how they weren't there, you know like an inisde joke.
Any one else agree?
"I KNEW LETTING JEWS IN WOULD FUCK US OVER"
more people died in WW2 than did all the posts here combined.
Think about that.
At 5/29/11 06:53 PM, thegiantsnail wrote: I don't take pictures of the wrecked parts of town, only hopeful ones.
This one's not mine, but it shows the high school, which is pretty messed up.
As horrible as that is, you have no idea the level of happiness I would achieve if that was my high school.
Wow if America is so bad to some of you people, you can always leave, fucking hippies.
Defeat the Nazi's, with help ofcourse.
Defeat the Japanese Militarism
Defeat the USSR
Goto the moon first, developed anti-biotics, promote Democracy, and created/preserved more than half of your sorry ass countries that feel the need to proclaim us to be "corrupt monsters"
Plus we ARE the Media, because it's not like 80% of movies are developed in Hollywood, the only other country who can be included is Britain.
At 5/30/11 12:03 AM, SexualEmo wrote:At 5/29/11 11:44 PM, Lumber-Jax12 wrote: Opinions, but there is no way in hell rock is more popular currently than any other rapper.I think he was talking about in the last year and even though rappers might be more popular then rock artists, rock and hardcore music are starting to fucking dominate.
Thats why in the last decade every major artist hasn't been rap, right?
The unfortionate thing is that shit like Justin biebier is still the most popular.
No offense, but I can't tell you the last time or only time where kids were talking about going to a rock concert.
Opinions, but there is no way in hell rock is more popular currently than any other rapper.
Thats why in the last decade every major artist hasn't been rap, right?
Also I personally believe it could have been done, Patton was no simpleton, he had fewer men true, but this doesn't always mean its better, Finland took on the Russians for years, and in the end the Soviets could only gain a small portion of land in the territory.
Bear in mind I'm no military genius or even versed in the tactics/strategies needed to win a war, so feel free to point errors in my plan.
Couldn't the Allies launch a three front war and this would separate the Soviets to the point where their large numbers meant nothing? True they would out-number us even still, and we would need a lot of me to launch such an offensive.
Couldn't it go something likes this: Attack from the Eastern portion of Europe lead by the British/Americans and if possible German Soldiers willing to make amends for the war as a way of getting of the hook, I think in order for this one to work, they would have to strike at the main strategic points in each satellite and stir up anti-communist feelings to do so, There definitely would be no objection in Poland.
Once they did this, couldn't they simply build defenses so as to lure the Soviets into ambushes and force them to go on the offensive where they would run out of supplies quicker and allow us to bombard them with superior Artillery/ Air Power, the Royal Air Force was very strong and reliable, they even beat the Germans on a 4:1 disadvantage.
Then to the North they could rally the Finnish to help fight, they were at war with them during WWII and the only reason they joined the Axis was because they needed protection, this would be the larger offensive, with temperatures too cold for the russians to even advance it would allow us to send supplies to them and with better gear as the Finnish would be willing to help out.
Plus there is a clear route to St. Petersburg(Leningrad) so with this we could launch a naval assault/amphibious landing when the waters are cold, and if the Soviets do turn to scorched Earth, let them, we just keep supplies running strongly with the areas we acquired from the Germans(Belgian/French Farmlands, and more importantly the Oil reserves in the M.E.), but if not we could then strike from Leningrad to Moscow and if all out fails, we still got the Nuke.
Heres where it could turn to shit, and be the most costly theater of the "war", Invasions from the East, realistically this one would be very hard to accomplish, we would need to secure Japan from any treachery during this invasion and have to defeat Mao Zedong and his communists while at the same time, insure that the Kuomintang stay in power, once we get through them and their support from the Soviets, which if all goes to plan will be hardly any because of the Two fronts in the West.
We could then use the Chinese armies to invade them in Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, etc, thus taking out any resources they could get from them ,once completed and invasion from the eastern most Russia led by Marines/Army supported by supplies through Alaska and Canada, since at this time was a province of Britain. And with the armies of China, push them to the eastern most extent of Siberia, where they could draw no supplies and be left to starve in the harsh cold of the tundra.
I know its no militarily sound-proof, but I think it could work, but if not tell me where specifically I screwed up or would end this "war" in defeat for the Allies.
These are pattons views, not mine, you do also realize none of the wars we fight today would have happened had communism fallen right, or vietnam, korea, and many african nations wouldn't be in shambles due them being proxy wars we fought simply for "democracy/communism"
Please, none of you would have the priviledges you have today if communism is your government, and if you live in china, this doesn't count, the country is no where near as radically communist as it was, and there is no denying that either Mao/Stalin were bad men.

