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At 2/3/12 08:25 PM, Lorkas wrote: And to anyone who's scaring of venturing...

Who's SCARED of venturing.

God I'm sleepy.

I always wonder how or why hedgehogs end up outside of the forest. If I go out late at night (Later than 1 AM) I sometimes see one wondering around.

Like the mexican cannibal said, anything by Hans Zimmer.

At 9/25/11 04:31 PM, iateamexican wrote: Those are just what the reaction is meant to signify, not a 'story'.

At 9/25/11 04:23 PM, Lorkas wrote: I've noticed that all the famous reaction images have a story or an article, except for this one.

Yeah I meant they have an article. A story though? Some of them have one. Some don't.

At 9/7/11 05:19 PM, Onizero wrote: I don't make topics anymore because I can't relate with most of you. But when I did, I had to shorten that shit up. Besides topic > topic title

If it's a common topic name people just filter it out. You can basically have naked pictures of Hilary Clinton in the original post but if the name is something like "Haha, can't believe this" people won't even consider clicking it.

At 9/7/11 05:19 PM, Boss wrote: when its too long it ISNT magnificent

OMG

At 9/7/11 05:15 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 9/7/11 04:34 PM, Lorkas2 wrote:

At 9/7/11 04:31 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Schizophrenia much?

I wish! I've always wondered what it's like to view the world through a schizophrenian's eyes...Maybe now I do.

Assuming every schizophrenic has the same set of symptoms.

They're similar. At least the cause is the same (mostly).

At 9/7/11 04:32 PM, digo3 wrote:

At 9/7/11 04:19 PM, Klefter wrote: Now, now, don't be mean.

Being mean =/= Stating facts.

At 9/7/11 04:23 PM, Lorkas wrote: Go eat a bag of dicks you retarded piece of shit.

Lol, I didn't realize it would be this easy to question your idiocy when you aren't even aware of it. Get phased.

Like Percie said, stating that I'm a dumbass isn't a fact. I was simply replying to the "dumbass" part with an appropriate response. That's the part that I didn't agree to. Yes, you're right, I wasn't clear enough in my original post. I never denied that.

At 9/7/11 04:34 PM, Addict wrote: You've gone insane Lorkas

Should I give you the money still or will you just spend it on more meth?

Meth. Rivers of meth.

At 9/7/11 04:31 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Schizophrenia much?

I wish! I've always wondered what it's like to view the world through a schizophrenian's eyes...Maybe now I do.

At 3/20/11 07:42 PM, CoccaineCat wrote: What's it about, I could probably pull you up an internet essay by some guy and you can use that.

It's about cultural events in Lithuania lol good luck with that.

At 3/20/11 07:40 PM, SBB wrote:

At 3/20/11 07:29 PM, Lorkas wrote: "Cultural events, their importance, etc. etc." It isn't actually an essay, it's actually a 7 minute long speech. I could talk about cultural events and how important they are for at least 20 minutes, but the hardest part is that I need to hand in some papers that have the "plan" of my speech.

7 minutes is maybe 1,2-1,5 pages with standard spacing and 12p cambria text, depending on your current knowledge I guess you could do it if you shut newgrounds the fuck down and work consistently for an hour or so.

Well, we don't have to show the material that's going to go in our actual speech. We had to hand those out a month ago which I obviously didn't do. No, right now we just need to write a small plan with points like

1. cultural events what are they, what they used to be
2. cultural events' importance
3. lack of cultural events' and its importance
4. ???????
5. ending points.

Though I'm probably wrong and we need to write some material between those points. That would sure suck balls lol.

At 3/5/11 09:23 AM, Lorkas wrote: Mine's is

FUCK!!

At 10/14/10 01:22 PM, Mismo wrote: No because your username is unique and you'll never find one as good.

Yes you are right.

At 9/18/10 04:29 PM, TheMaster wrote: Moon was the best film released last year. Watch it.

Alright, I'll try to 'rent it but I'm too slow so it might take a few hours. Damn.

At 9/4/10 05:13 PM, andy70707 wrote: I want to know how you explain a colour to a blind person, or how they teach a deaf and blind person braille, or even get them to the place they learn it without dragging them there.

What if you had no senses at all?

lol

At 7/27/10 08:42 PM, Otto wrote: The ads are unreal, this was on my first click there.

Man I love it¬!

At 7/27/10 08:42 PM, theteamkiller wrote: I don't hate it, I just don't believe in any religion. All it brings is war, and anger.

What I don't believe is how this "God" just snaps his fingers, and makes all this shit happen like some gay crap off of some Dora Explorer shit.

Yeah the crusades...They TOTALLY didn't use religion as an excuse and the gold crisis in the Empire had NOTHING to do with them. NOTHING.

Also how does charity bring anger? Both christianity and islam encourage it. But now you'll blame religion on the retarded extremists...Oh well, it's like blaming gravity for your friend's death.

At 7/27/10 08:38 PM, theteamkiller wrote: So Christians help their mom carry a sack of potatoes, while Atheists be more productive and actually enjoy their life, rather than asking "God" for stuff.

No you fucking moron christians don't ASK God for stuff they THANK him for it.

*Object

Dammit!

At 4/4/10 01:27 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote:

At 4/4/10 12:51 PM, Lorkas wrote: Here:

Too bad I ran out of salami, so he's just standing there, looking at me and waiting for something :(

Take him in and adopt him!

Nah, I already have a rat.
Also:

At 4/4/10 12:53 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 4/4/10 12:51 PM, Lorkas wrote: Here:

Too bad I ran out of salami, so he's just standing there, looking at me and waiting for something :(

are you sure that's not a baby cow

Could be.

Also the topic title is retarded, due obvious reasons (newgrounds won't allow me make a long title).

At 10/6/09 03:13 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 10/6/09 03:11 AM, Lorkas wrote: I said my eyebrows are fine. You wouldn't notice anything wrong about me.

I washed my hair anyways.

yeah i noticed now ya said eyelashes and not eyebrows but still, a fireball shot out of the toilette, and the toilette doesnt have a burn mark on it?

Nope, nothing. It was just gas burning out really fast I guess.

Sorry I guys I copypastad from here

But thanks for the attention!

Good luck me.

At 1/24/09 04:19 PM, Lorkas wrote: You WANT to ask her out? What if she says no? Ever thought of that?

Also aren't you the insanely muscular guy with bacne?

Yeah sorry, never mind that. My friend was posting.

Anyways, try to approach her when she's alone. Wait for the right moment but make it look like you "accidentally" ran into her. I hope this works, I'm not a playa-stud.

I never log in.

Appearently you forgot rule #1:

Bros before hoes.

At 1/15/09 09:36 PM, life wrote:

Right. I'm calling bullshit on this. Either this didn't happen at all or you skewed the story so much to make yourself look innocent and badass. With your trend of topics with the theme of I'm the king of teenagers it's not like it's a stretch.

Lmao freakin' pwned!

You risked your career just because some stupid bitch wanted her ring back? Hey, wanna meet my friend REALITY CHECK!?

yeah, poached eggs also go good with tomatoes. btw, when you're dropping the egg turn the heat down a bit.

At 12/15/08 05:53 PM, EpicFail wrote: It's nothing to worry about, I yelled the N word in school and 3 black people heard me... That wasn't good.

No, it was all official looking. Like from channel 1 (LTV here) or something.