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Author Search Results: 'Lorkas'

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Topic: My Friend needs your help Newground

Posted: 10/11/08 04:05 PM

Forum: General

You are the best friend EVER!!!


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Topic: chicken pox

Posted: 10/11/08 04:03 PM

Forum: General

I got it when I was about four. I remember hiding under a desk because I didn't want to lie in bed...Also it itched like a bitch.


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Topic: How many of u hated "The Happening"

Posted: 10/11/08 04:02 PM

Forum: General

I've seen it on summer. Not that bad.


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Topic: I'm Devastated.

Posted: 10/11/08 03:58 PM

Forum: General

At 10/11/08 03:20 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: By "man", she probably meant "typical asshole guy who dicks around with girls like they're fucktoys".

Yup!


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Topic: Best "MidNight" Snack...

Posted: 10/11/08 03:55 PM

Forum: General

Meataballs.


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Topic: Look what I found Newgrounds!

Posted: 10/10/08 07:04 PM

Forum: General

At 10/10/08 07:03 PM, ChaosBeam21 wrote:
At 10/10/08 06:59 PM, Lorkas wrote: You reaaalllly want that 8 page thread like back in 06, don't you?
Um, what page? I started in like 08

Back in '06 threads like these were popular.


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Topic: What if aliens...

Posted: 10/10/08 07:03 PM

Forum: General

I have a question - Why the hell would they do that? Flying to a small planet ten galaxies away just for the lulz? Well that figures.


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Topic: Kind of inoring

Posted: 10/10/08 07:01 PM

Forum: General

Beat the shit out of him!


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Topic: Addictions...

Posted: 10/10/08 07:00 PM

Forum: General

Deliriants


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Topic: Look what I found Newgrounds!

Posted: 10/10/08 06:59 PM

Forum: General

You reaaalllly want that 8 page thread like back in 06, don't you?


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Topic: 6 Russian Conscripts Beheaded Nsfw

Posted: 10/10/08 06:57 PM

Forum: General

At 10/10/08 06:14 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote:
At 10/10/08 05:58 PM, Lorkas wrote:

How the hell are you doing to work it out in life if you cry after seeing flashing pixels that create an illiusion of movement?
What exactly are you trying to do...piss someone off? Start a fight? Laugh at more sensitive people? Or prove a point?

Laugh at more sensitive people.


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Topic: I have the rarest porn fetish.

Posted: 10/10/08 06:56 PM

Forum: General

Reading the topic title I expected you to like Man on pig on woman O_o.


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Topic: Topic count? Sig click count?

Posted: 10/10/08 06:55 PM

Forum: General

Well that's just great! What else do you want, Reputation points!?


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Topic: Why Christianity makes me rage.

Posted: 10/10/08 06:54 PM

Forum: General

Translation: "OMFG GAAAAH I H8 KRISTIYANITTY SOO0-01 MUHCH I WNANA KIL IT!!!111"


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Topic: Are you really ready to have sex?

Posted: 10/10/08 06:06 PM

Forum: General

A smart teenager would say: "No" But a statistical teenager would say "Hell yeah!"


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Elated

Topic: 6 Russian Conscripts Beheaded Nsfw

Posted: 10/10/08 05:58 PM

Forum: General

Since when do people cry over pixels on a monitor?

How the hell are you doing to work it out in life if you cry after seeing flashing pixels that create an illiusion of movement?


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Topic: 6 Russian Conscripts Beheaded Nsfw

Posted: 10/09/08 02:29 PM

Forum: General

At 10/9/08 11:22 AM, lnstinct wrote:
At 10/9/08 11:11 AM, Lorkas wrote:
At 10/9/08 11:07 AM, lnstinct wrote:
At 10/9/08 11:03 AM, Lorkas wrote: Lol...Decapitation videos. I used to get shocked while watching those when I was 11. Good times, good times.
Watch the video first - with your sound on, then get back to me.
I did...

I liked it when one of the victims screamed something like Uncruscy mynia. Also, how was that dude alive when have of his neck was cut in half?
Why don't you go meet the guy who did it, I'm sure he'd be able to show you personally. It's scum like you that can just easily sit back, relax and be glad it's not you and forget about it the next day.

People have to endure this shit everyday, thousands of families have to receive the news of how their son or daughter just had their fucking neck slit by some neo-Nazi skinhead cunt.

Yet here you are, all happy and cared for in your nice little comfortable home, and you come into this thread and you can't even excrete an ounce of emotion for these poor men.

Fuck you, I hope you learn your lesson.

Learn my lesson? What lesson? Nothing happened to me.

Also, why should I care about a land far far away from me that will NEVER influence me? I haven't met those people. Atleast I'd be a good surgeon. God. What's with all the pussies on the BBS lately?


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Topic: Rough draft for school.

Posted: 10/09/08 02:23 PM

Forum: General

Not bad, dog, not bad.


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Topic: Everything I touch dies!

Posted: 10/09/08 02:22 PM

Forum: General

Haha, I've got this too.

In the past two months I broke:

1. brother's PSP.
2. laptop's recharger.
3. laptop.
4. my internet connection.
5. TV.


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Topic: I'm so awesome it's depressing.

Posted: 10/09/08 02:17 PM

Forum: General

At 10/9/08 01:21 PM, DingoTheDog wrote: Didnt you quit NG outright a couple of years ago whining that you never got a modship?

Lol...


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Topic: 6 Russian Conscripts Beheaded Nsfw

Posted: 10/09/08 11:17 AM

Forum: General

At 10/9/08 11:11 AM, Lorkas wrote:
At 10/9/08 11:07 AM, lnstinct wrote:
At 10/9/08 11:03 AM, Lorkas wrote: Lol...Decapitation videos. I used to get shocked while watching those when I was 11. Good times, good times.
Watch the video first - with your sound on, then get back to me.
I did...

I liked it when one of the victims screamed something like Uncruscy mynia. Also, how was that dude alive when have of his neck was cut in half?

*half of his neck

Darn typos...

Also lol at the people who are going to close the video after seeing blood...


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Topic: I just puked?

Posted: 10/09/08 11:14 AM

Forum: General

pregnancy


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Topic: I'm so awesome it's depressing.

Posted: 10/09/08 11:13 AM

Forum: General

At 10/9/08 10:58 AM, ShadowWest wrote: Stop being so egotistical

egoTESTICLES LOLOLOL!


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Topic: 6 Russian Conscripts Beheaded Nsfw

Posted: 10/09/08 11:11 AM

Forum: General

At 10/9/08 11:07 AM, lnstinct wrote:
At 10/9/08 11:03 AM, Lorkas wrote: Lol...Decapitation videos. I used to get shocked while watching those when I was 11. Good times, good times.
Watch the video first - with your sound on, then get back to me.

I did...

I liked it when one of the victims screamed something like Uncruscy mynia. Also, how was that dude alive when have of his neck was cut in half?


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Topic: 6 Russian Conscripts Beheaded Nsfw

Posted: 10/09/08 11:03 AM

Forum: General

Lol...Decapitation videos. I used to get shocked while watching those when I was 11. Good times, good times.


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Topic: How to stop a slut to show off?

Posted: 10/09/08 09:28 AM

Forum: General

At 10/9/08 09:21 AM, killer32 wrote: then do it

DAMN your name is generic...


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Topic: Achewood...funny?

Posted: 10/09/08 09:18 AM

Forum: General

At 10/9/08 09:17 AM, SeizureDog wrote:
At 10/9/08 08:25 AM, Lorkas wrote: www.electricretard.com - O_o
Well, that was crazy.

The wonders of MS paint...


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Topic: How to stop a slut to show off?

Posted: 10/09/08 09:07 AM

Forum: General

At 10/9/08 08:57 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: How about you ignore her and move on with your life like a normal person?

I think she annoys you so much because you desperately want to fuck her and she wouldn't fuck you to save her life.

Now OP will say: "But she totally wants me, I could get her if I wanted!"


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Topic: I'm so awesome it's depressing.

Posted: 10/09/08 08:49 AM

Forum: General

SUPERIORITY COMPLEX LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!


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Topic: How to stop a slut to show off?

Posted: 10/09/08 08:47 AM

Forum: General

Tell her she's as interesting as bathing in a tub of lard while eating it...


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