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Topic: 18yo arrested for cat killings.

Posted: 06/15/09 06:34 PM

Forum: General

At 6/15/09 04:57 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Wait a second there, that person is still a human being (just on a smaller scale) you still have no right to kill him, and he had no right to kill the cats, which is why he is going to jail. Justice<revenge

Like someone who has nothing better to do than kill cats could ever contribute to society? If nothing else, he should be killed for being a waste of oxygen.


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Topic: Kid w/autism gets voted from class!

Posted: 06/15/09 06:27 PM

Forum: General

At 6/15/09 06:19 PM, FaceNine wrote: He had assburgers. He had it coming.

Dont worry folks, in 10 years, he will become an "artist" on deviantart and draw terrible pictures of sonic/harry potter/some other lame fandom, and use his assburgers as an excuse everytime someone is a BIG MEANIE HEAD.

I don't think many of the fucks on DA actually have anything similar to Asperger's. The tards who run around screaming about how aspies are the master race are almost all "self-diagnosed", meaning that they're just looking for an excuse to explain their tardness. People with real Asperger's, or anything similar to it, are generally a fuckton smarter than the average person on the internet.

At 6/15/09 06:17 PM, GenericName54 wrote: I have Aspbergers myself, and I've had to fight for myself so I could get an appropriate placing for myself. It's taken me 8 years to get placed in a normal curriculum, and I'm fortunate for no one to single me out on my disorders.

Same for me, except I don't have Asperger's; I apparently almost fit the criteria, but not quite, so they classed me with some sort of generic "developmental disorder" or something that they use for people who don't fit the diagnosis of anything.

School has fucked me up more than any "disorder" I supposedly have could ever possibly do.


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Topic: So avast quick scanner froze

Posted: 06/15/09 06:21 PM

Forum: General

At 6/15/09 06:19 PM, link-011 wrote:
At 6/15/09 06:17 PM, FrozenTrooper wrote: Woah, not AVG, avast I mean. Got mixed up with what I do when my virus scanner freezes. Sorry for double post also.
Yeah task manager gave me an access denied thing and I would rather not shut off my PC

oh uh can you run the task manager as admin or something? do that if you have access to the admin account

if that doesn't work, you're pretty much fucked, but hey that's what you get for using vista!!


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Topic: So avast quick scanner froze

Posted: 06/15/09 06:19 PM

Forum: General

try ending the process (ctrl-alt-del > task manager > processes)

if that doesn't work, reboot


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Topic: How much do you shower?

Posted: 06/15/09 06:15 PM

Forum: General

Once a day, unless I know I'm not leaving the house for a while and I'm too lazy to. My house doesn't have air conditioning, so there's no point showering unless I know I'm going somewhere soon.


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Topic: I Freaking Love Ya!

Posted: 06/15/09 06:09 PM

Forum: General

At 6/15/09 06:04 PM, igott wrote: The world seems like a bunch of fucking sheep now. With teens spending their money on text, to 12-year-old kids laughing at that fucktard Fred.

qft

Thank stupid parents that spoil their children.

Also shitty media saturating everyone with shit.

This is why I support Communism.

Communism will just make shit worse. Libertarianism is where it's at. Too bad America is moving toward socialism faster than shit on skates, thanks to Obama the Messiah and his RIAA cronies.


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Topic: Worst Bbs Offense's (for Mods)

Posted: 06/15/09 06:06 PM

Forum: General

I've been permabanned at least three times, probably all by the same mod. Good thing the bans all disappeared after a few months.


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Topic: I Freaking Love Ya!

Posted: 06/15/09 06:02 PM

Forum: General

Everything these days is completely inane. Most of the conversations that people in my school have are pointless gossip. Everyone has to know everything about everyone else. People also talk about Facebook a lot. It's ridiculous. These people are being saturated with bullshit until they become addicted to it: generic music that sounds exactly the same as everything else, regurgitated jokes on TV, and now things like texting and Facebook.

I think I'm surrounded by subhuman pop-drones who can't live properly because they're addicted to inanity. I can't fucking stand it.


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Topic: Kid w/autism gets voted from class!

Posted: 06/15/09 05:46 PM

Forum: General

I seriously hope someone shoots that fucking bitch of a teacher.

"In May of 2008, Ms. Portillo led her students in a reality TV-like exercise in which Alex Barton, then 5 years old, was made to stand in front of the class while classmates listed reasons they didn't like him."

There is no fucking excuse for that. It doesn't matter if the kid raped a baby in front of the whole school, you don't do that to someone. It fucks them up. I know this from experience, and the shit I had to put up with doesn't even come near that.


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Topic: I'm going to be homeless...

Posted: 06/14/09 12:46 PM

Forum: General

At 6/14/09 12:35 PM, Ejit wrote:
At 6/14/09 12:30 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: So you're a vegetarian?
Yeah?

cool, so am I

although that should be obvious from the fact that my sig is a fucking cucumber!

OP, what you're planning on doing is terrible, you're scrounging for money when you don't need it, and basically taking it from ACTUAL homeless people who have no other option.

yeah I never thought of that. and hell, I think there are a lot of people doing something like what he's doing. a lot of the "homeless" people around baltimore beg while carrying starbucks cups.


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Topic: How did you learn how to cuss?

Posted: 06/14/09 12:34 PM

Forum: General

I learned them all from my dad.


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Topic: I'm going to be homeless...

Posted: 06/14/09 12:30 PM

Forum: General

All you kids have fun being spoiled little shits and growing up to be war-crazed Republicans.

At 6/14/09 07:47 AM, Ejit wrote: Yeah, willingly support poor treatment of animals just so that you can feel 'enlightened'.

I can see the homeless thing, but don't buy cheap meat when you don't need to.

So you're a vegetarian?


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Topic: Goodbye Yotam Perel (Lazymuffin)

Posted: 06/14/09 01:10 AM

Forum: General

At 6/14/09 01:00 AM, Homosecksual wrote: Take black people: People like to discriminate against the ENTIRE RACE because A FEW OF THEM did something bad.

Did ALL OF THEM do something bad?

NO.

ugh. almost nobody actively discriminates against black people anymore except a few crazy extremists in the media who make money by being offensive as fuck. it's just convenient for lazy black people to make it look like they're being discriminated against (see: al sharpton's crusade against the power rangers) so they can get money and benefits without actually doing shit to deserve them.


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Topic: I Saw My Teacher In A Porno! Twice!

Posted: 06/14/09 01:03 AM

Forum: General

At 6/14/09 12:18 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: I think that there was another one where you could post a picture and just put in a single alt code character for a blank character.

I think that's the one I'm talking about. alt+0127 or 0129 or something?


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Topic: Serious Science Question

Posted: 06/14/09 01:02 AM

Forum: General

They probably aren't very strong. If you put tomato juice on soap, it probably won't start neutralizing. Same thing with semen (that's the liquid, sperm are the cells) and vaginal fluid.


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Topic: What instrument do you play?

Posted: 06/14/09 12:54 AM

Forum: General

At 6/14/09 12:13 AM, Chymeraxe wrote: I want to learn how to play the cello, and banjo.

Yes, the banjo.

banjos are fucking awesome

although from everything I've heard about them the strings are like sticking your fingers into a cheese grater


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Topic: The Prize of Pox's Sig.

Posted: 06/14/09 12:53 AM

Forum: General

At 6/14/09 12:47 AM, SevenSeize wrote: You're not clicking it hard enough, or in the right spot.

you can click me hard any day unf unf

At 6/14/09 12:50 AM, TheBoyOfAges wrote: I've tried both; my tablet with max pressure and using tab to find every spot, but nothing.

huahahahahah are you serious?


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Topic: Let's help the portal!

Posted: 06/14/09 12:51 AM

Forum: General

At 6/14/09 12:24 AM, TheThirdSix wrote: Exactly, there are no crews now. If your gonna spam, at least make it formal. Baha.

crews are lame noobert, get with the times


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Topic: Goodbye Yotam Perel (Lazymuffin)

Posted: 06/14/09 12:50 AM

Forum: General

At 6/14/09 12:29 AM, squidly wrote: Fuck him.
If he wants to fight for his country, then he can go burn in hell for fighting for EVIL.
I hope he enjoys his "taking care of terrorism" and shooting innocent Palestinian civilians which were jut walking on the streets.

yeah because one person is responsible for the crimes of a group he wasn't even in when said crimes were committed? the fuck?

also he might not want to. he was drafted. he doesn't have a choice.


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Topic: Last.Fm Club

Posted: 06/14/09 12:37 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

whoa, other people listen to Dan Deacon? awesome.

At 6/13/09 04:20 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: And I think you've posted here before, so welcome back to the club!

I was here a few months ago, then I got permabanned for posting while Malachy was online or something, then someone edited the permaban to extend it to a permaban, then the permaban disappeared. I don't understand this place at all.


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Topic: I've come cleeaaann

Posted: 06/14/09 12:27 AM

Forum: General

At 6/14/09 12:20 AM, Billy-Bean wrote: Rofl yeh, I don't think I remember that one but I do remember Wade freaking out a whole bunch of shit back in 07 and 08, haha.

Yeah, I think it was either the time I used the blankpost thing to flood the bbs with that one thing the system won't let me post because the admins suck black cock or that one time I gave Adam Phillips turd.


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Topic: Let's help the portal!

Posted: 06/14/09 12:24 AM

Forum: General

At 6/14/09 12:22 AM, TheThirdSix wrote:
At 6/14/09 12:20 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: You say this like it wasn't spammy back in 06.
Not as much. And there were like 2 actual crews back then...

There are no actual crews around right now, except the DD, and we're all too lazy to do shit. Most of the "crews" are Creeb slapping something that looks like a crew tag on everything.


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Topic: Goodbye Yotam Perel (Lazymuffin)

Posted: 06/14/09 12:22 AM

Forum: General

He'll probably end up making instructional animations or shuffling papers or something. I'd be surprised if he ended up in actual combat, unless the Israeli army is either really stupid or really desperate.


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Topic: [adult swim] Invites You

Posted: 06/14/09 12:19 AM

Forum: General

Goddamn. Yet another reason why I really need to move out of this backwater ghetto shithole.

Although if I lived in NYC I probably would just be too lazy to go.


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Topic: What instrument do you play?

Posted: 06/14/09 12:18 AM

Forum: General

guitar, badly

one of these days I'm going to get some bagpipes but I'm too lazy to right now


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Topic: I've come cleeaaann

Posted: 06/14/09 12:16 AM

Forum: General

wtf wtf wtf wtf laaaaaaaaaaaaaame

also I did that back in like 2007 when wade shat bricks over some shit I don't even remember now. all my movies were lame kk shits but I really should resubmit condoleezza rice hentai or whatever the fuck that one thing was


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Topic: I Saw My Teacher In A Porno! Twice!

Posted: 06/14/09 12:14 AM

Forum: General

I think I once found nude pics of some chick in my chem class, but I accidentally deleted them when I wiped my porn folder. I need a bigger HD damnit.

At 6/13/09 11:30 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: I remember that there used to be a couple ways to blank post.

The only one I remember is the soft hyphen thing, which I think got killed after squeef and I spammed up the BBS with it.


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Topic: Your Facebook UserName?

Posted: 06/13/09 04:04 PM

Forum: General

At 6/13/09 03:51 PM, black-father wrote:
At 6/13/09 03:50 PM, Lagamuffin wrote:
At 6/13/09 03:48 PM, black-father wrote: why would i be a member of a shitty website?
Then why are you a member of NG? :3
because newgrounds is not shitty

then I must be doing something wrong.


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Topic: Your Facebook UserName?

Posted: 06/13/09 03:19 PM

Forum: General

Obviously I'm not going to post mine here because I don't want you fucks adding me but I got the username I use on most sites these days.

At 6/13/09 02:32 AM, killerjeff wrote: I'm 12 years old and what is this?

ahahahahaha


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Topic: I'm Suspended the day before finals

Posted: 06/13/09 03:08 PM

Forum: General

Hey, at least they had a reason to suspend you. My school is suspending practically everyone, since they're completely overcrowded. I got threatened with expulsion because someone else hacked a teacher's account the previous year.

At 6/13/09 03:05 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Wait so the title says you're suspended the day before finals, and there's a little section in there that you say "So now i gotta take the finals in the iss room."

In-school suspension.


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