2,562 Forum Posts by "LordXanthus"
Oh hell, I used to fail my ass off on here, too.
Hearing the themesong on the front page for the first time in like, 5 years really brought a smile to my face.
Well, the best threads on NG BBS are usually locked or deleted. The only safe ground is old jokes, console wars, fanboys... Gay shit like that.
Assuming this rapture business to be true, I would imagine nearly all of Earth's population would remain. Honestly, you couldn't find even half a million people on the planet who truly accept Christ, love God, and all that sort of thing.
I guess it never occured to you guys that there are at least as many fat, pimply social reject NG fans as there are scrawny, pimply social reject NG fans. WHERE'S MY 3X SHIRT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW
Thanks for the suggestions, guys! I think I'm going to go try that right now!
Honestly, I'm lost here. She just keeps waking up.
A conservative club thread would degenerate into nothing more than another boring Bush debate, with little or no intelligent discussion.
At 10/21/06 03:48 PM, Proteas wrote: it makes me question Wal-Mart's moral standing to sell beer and bloody/gorey uncensored horror movies but NOT playboy or hustler. Family establishment my hairy freckled ass.
THANK YOU!!! Wal-Mart pisses me the fuck off with their double standards.
Also, had it really been 4 months since I posted? Good lord...
God damn it, I missed the launch of the PM system? Where have the months gone...
Shit, kid. We're all furries here. Didn't anyone tell you?
NSFW threads on the NG BBS? God damn it, I've been missing out.
At 5/7/06 07:14 PM, Soylent_Blue wrote: Is this a song about African American penises?
I like it.
Well, either that, or it's a song about an unusually named candy bar.
Black boys are delicious
Chocolate flavored love
Licorice lips like candy
Keep my cocoa handy
I have such a sweet tooth
When it comes to love
Once I tried a diet
Of quiet, rest, no sweets
But I went nearly crazy
And I went clearly crazy
Because I really craved for
My chocolate flavored treats
Black boys are nutritious
Black boys fill me up
Black boys are so damn yummy
They satisfy my tummy
I have such a sweet tooth
When it comes to love
Black black black black
black black black black
Black boys
Lovingly borrowed from the Hair soundtrack, written by Dylan MacDermot.
Well, happy birthday Tom. And HAPPY PICO DAY! It's a damned shame I couldn't have anything thrown together for today. D:
Well, Tom was the one who got everybody psyched up about Pico Day. Are you sure he's not trying to detract attention from the fact that he's getting older?
Believe it or not, I actually formed a similar theory a few years ago.
You all seem to forget that the key to racial equality lies in semantics.
At 4/30/06 05:57 AM, fli wrote: But I will sign this because I like to see a girl die with a wire stuck in her vagina in her house instead of a clean office. But whatever--
Yes, it's much better to die in an office with a wire in your vagina.
I never did watch the cartoons much, but I still love the games. Umm... Does having all the Genesis Sonic games qualify me as a fanboy?
The way to garner respect on the internet is to have a kickass user name, like LordXanthus. :P
Seriously though, level should have nothing to do with respect on the BBS. A high level means you vote on a lot of Flashes. That doesn't make you a worthy poster.
I noticed a bit of a speed boost, which can be pretty sweet during gameplay, and it seems to work much better on slower PCs now.
The speed fucked up the intro movie, though. Holy hell, those kids can run!
That whole list is an insult to true NG users.
At 3/15/06 12:36 AM, Maus wrote: K.O. Heres me, doing the Enoll:
Now that's hot.
At 3/15/06 12:25 AM, Captain-Jack wrote: However, uncircumsized penises are easier to... er... stroke into submission as the foreskin acts as protection during stimulation, making lubricant less necessary.
... So I'm told, anyway.
Oh, it's quite true.
We've had this debate many times, and it just doesn't matter. The circumsized penis is said to be more aesthetically pleasing, and easier to clean. The uncircumsized penis provides more pleasure for both parties during intercourse, and is a swell masturbatory aid. They both have their merits, so just be happy with your own, and let it go.
They's afta me! Feet, don't fail me now!
At 3/6/06 12:16 PM, cool_penguin_0 wrote: That's bullshit, they get enough praise as it is. These should be used to award the little known ones that lots of people may have never seen, not the old boy's club that dominates the awards.
Well now hold on a second. Doesn't the further exploitation of grossly overhyped Flashes make it even more like the real Oscars?
The saddest part is that some people actually believe this.
