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It's worse when you sleep in someone elses, and you wake up with horrible slimy alco-vomit in your hair.

At 3/17/08 05:58 AM, Gergaloth wrote: I can only truly appreciate them with a cup of tea.

Hahahah. You sound like my friend, he loves the Residents, and seems to enjoy them whenever he's in the mood for music.

At 3/17/08 05:42 AM, Gergaloth wrote: The Residents are the shit.

I can only truly appreciate them when I'm stoned.

I like them otherwise, though.

Oh, and The Residents.

Kyuss.

Happy Birthday, may it be filled with enjoyment.

i am bland.

Hey man, I feel for you, I was mugged by two motherfuckers around the corner from my house, but the cops actually did something, the reason why I don't know. My dad says it's cause I was thirteen at the time, and they wanted to make an impression on the young peoples.

I still fear walking on the streets, even almost a year after it, so don't feel shit if you don't "get better", it sometimes never goes away.

Hope you feel better.

Let me go through these mofos so I feel good about myself.

:Polluting
Huh?

Genetic Engineering

Not applicable, since people developing genetic engineering aren't Catholic, and if they are they should find a new job.

Obscene Riches

Hypocrital.

Taking Drugs

Too broad.

Abortion

Eh, I have no thought on this. Personal choice, or some shit.

Pedophilia

Fuckers.

Social Injustice

Too broad, hypocritical, FUCK

At 3/5/08 04:04 AM, sweet-tooth-pico-fan wrote: OH I GET IT!!!!! They never say what kind of beer or soda they want!!!! ROFL!!!!

No, you're just a fuckwit.

At 3/4/08 02:50 AM, JarrodK wrote: He was in a movie with ALAN RICKMAN therefore he wins.

SPOLIER: Alan Rickman kills Richard Harris/Michael Gambon.

F'sure, yo.

HORSE the band.

no wait.

MESCaFin

simply for the confuzzlement.

At 3/4/08 02:03 AM, emochild wrote: Imagine what solos I can do with that

Neeeweeneeneeneee

...

IF you don't want to pay over three hundred, you might not get what you want.

Other then that, I've got no advice.

At 3/4/08 01:16 AM, FBIpolux wrote: How many times have I heard this...

Four thousand, eight hundred and ninety six.

I counted.

At 3/2/08 09:44 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote:

You know like Last Measure.

DAMN YOU ALCAZAAAAAR!

firefox ruined my fun.

At 3/3/08 02:24 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: Ok... so you make no mention of the people who cut innocent people's heads off... But when a dog is killed, it's an atrocity?

For some shitty ass reason, apparently so.

dammit, rhetorical question.

Fucken hell, it's a dog.

I'm not saying what they did is a good thing or bad, I'm saying that when something minuscule happens, the internet goes up in flames.

A dog is nothing. One dog you do not know or never would've heard of except for a badly recorded clip on the web will not make you life, or anyone's you'll ever meet any different.

Dogs have no rights. Don't pretend they do, and don't pretend they're humans.

I am jenkem.

bitches dunt kno bout my jenkem.

BATTLE TROLLS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!

DUNDUNDUNDUNDUUN

I now love Battle Trolls.

There's a word for it:

Badanus.

At 2/28/08 01:35 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Wouldn't the constant presence of water vapor in the air be constantly irritating her skin?

PLEASE EXPLAIN, SOMEONE.

Only if you intend/attempt to make a profit from it.

I'd still be cautious though, but that's cause I'm like that.

Whatta nub.

I have a fear of dark water and water I can't stand comfortably in, so in turn I can't swim properly.

<insert lyrics>

and any picture from this thread.

You know why it's about hygiene?

Cause it's about hygiene.

and it's Del.

It looks good, it seems to be stylishly un-stylish.

nice.

Wow, I love the screen-legs, it looks like something Primus album art.

Keep posting more, please.

That's really nice, it's creepy and somehow real at the same time, which is a nice change.

I'd love to see more, the almost surreal style is quite nice.

I can be eleven...

actually, I think I was eleven when I signed up.

Wow, Brian isn't a moron.

Go Brian!